In the Name of a Prank (Непослушник)

UNSAFE

Oh, a normal trough.

Turn it on. Let's go.

Yellow Moskvich number 582, pull over to the side of the road!

I repeat: Yellow Moskvich with number 582, pull over to the side of the road!

I repeat: Pull over to the side of the road!

I don't understand, are we not respecting the police officer's instructions?

It didn't seem like I had broken anything.

- Who are you, comrade colonel? - Who?!

I am a colonel of the Anti-Corruption Committee of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation

- Mamontov Dmitry Andreevich. - What did I do?

What did you do? You didn't let me pass.

- Well, I'm sorry. - "Excuse me"?!

Yes.

What are you doing?

Stop it!

You have no conscience.

- What's your name, man? - Gena.

Gena?

I have a conscience, Gena. But they don't.

Give me your hand.

This beauty is yours now, Gena.

With you was Dimonster and his most amazing...

- This "Moskvich" was given to me by my grandfather! - Man, what are you doing?

And they gave it to him in '97, as a veteran for winning.

- You know, you... - This was the last memory of him!

- Gena! - You whore!

Gena!

Curve...

Complete failure.

Dima, we need to talk.

What, you found a new guy - a trendy TikToker and you're leaving me, the old one?

Yes, it's practically true, the part about Tiktok.

Don't even start.

Dima, now all the auditors are there, all the trends.

And we will soon become extinct like dinosaurs thanks to this YouTube.

Dinosaurs? Dinosaurs are proudly extinct! They are still displayed in museums.

If we don't figure something out now,

In a year, no one will need you except me. Do you understand that?

You're going to host some lame show on YouTube.

What, are we going to screw everything up now? Maybe you have a talent from God.

From God...

God...

What God?

Do you understand now why this car topic didn't work out for us?

Because you're petty. If we want those millions

we need to expand our audience.

We need to focus on something sacred.

Dima, that's why it's sacred, that it can't be touched. It's a script.

Rusted. It needs to be restored.

- All you need is talent. - Do you know any priests?

Oh my god...

Greetings.

Seriously!

Hallelujah! Meet me, this is Seryoga, my classmate, childhood friend,

- We're together... - Come on.

Look what you've become! Who have you become?

- I'm still a psalm reader. - A psalmist. For now.

- Olesya. - Hello. - My friend.

- I see you don't have any rings. - Yes. I still can't wait.

I already promised. If we get 5 million, I will get married.

- How are you? - Oh, everything is fine, with God's help.

Now I have been given a deadline, I will be a psalm reader.

Can I stay with you until I get settled in Moscow?

Seryoga, everything that is mine is yours.

I have a feeling you haven't been to confession in a long time.

Listen, come to our church service tomorrow, confess, and receive Holy Communion.

But just don't drink beforehand.

Oh... Thank you, God.

- Drink up, brother! - I don't drink.

- What? - Can you have some?

Come on, thank you.

Gracious Lord, our heavenly Father, save your servant Dmitry!

Do you understand that I haven't seen Seryoga for five years?

Understand him, he's a good person, he just has confusion in his life.

Do you understand? It's a sign!

I have sinned greatly.

Hi Dima. Why didn't you wear something better? Take off your glasses.

Take this. Are you ready for confession?

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, sorry.

And here's Father Victor, he's my childhood school friend . Remember I talked about him?

Help, Lord.

- Are you ready for confession? - Ready, nod.

Maybe some guiding questions?

What are you guilty of, talk about it. Talk. Did you offend anyone?

The demons won.

Holy, holy, holy!

Sorry, brother. I left you compensation there, if anything, you build a new church.

Seriously!

We are falling, we are falling!

Father Foma, I swear to God, I didn't know!

I called him to confession myself! I thought he would come to his senses!

Ayaaayy

God forgives.

And now you will go home, to Shuya, to Father Anatoly.

To whom, Anatoly?! To Dimitrov's desert?!

Please don't throw me out! I'll die there, I swear to Christ!

Send me to a hospice instead! Or to an orphanage!

- What orphanage? - An orphanage...

Take it and personally deliver it to me.

- What is this?... - Get out of my sight.

Sorry.

Yes! We have 5 million followers!

Oleska...

Darling, I really want you to...

Finally...

She became my partner.

- What is that? - That's the password for the channel.

Now everything is equal, advertising, income...

- Dima, do you have a conscience? - And what?

Of course, I want us to become full partners.

I understand. Don't follow me.

- Wait, Olesya... - Don't follow me!

- Riot police! - Stop!

- Lie down on the ground! - Stand! Stand on the floor!

Guys, you must have mistaken me for someone else.

- Dmitry Andreevich? - Yes, yes.

I inform you that a criminal complaint has been filed against you,

under Article 148 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation.

"Public actions expressing clear disrespect for society

committed with the aim of offending the feelings of believers”.

Is everything clear?

Dmitry Andreevich, what does this girl have to do with you?

It has nothing to do with it. I filmed everything myself.

This means that you will bear the responsibility yourself.

- Alone, alone. - I understand.

Olesya Petrovna, you are free. Leave us your contacts,

If we need anything, we'll call you as a witness.

- Okay. Thank you. - Goodbye.

Goodbye.

No teda!

Commander, what's next? Will you put me in jail as a heretic?

What are we, animals or what? To prison.

And then maybe on a stake. It's up to the injured parties to decide.

- Right? - Without a doubt.

Get ready, Dmitry Andreevich.

Can I go to the toilet?

Why not? It happens.

- See him through. - Thank you.

And no nonsense.

What did you fall asleep there?

Wake up! Come on, open it!

Express it!

Oh , never mind, we'll find him.

Well, I called the FSB people, they can't help.

- Olesenka, forgive me. - You have to serve time.

I'll look for a way to get you out of there, I'll ask certain people.

In short, everything will calm down, we will delete the video.

- You will live. - Thank you.

- I'm lost without you. - Do you have a place to hide?

- I came home. - Home...

Hold on there. I'm kissing you.

You all need to be taught. Well, who cooks a "troika" with a "four"?

Well, Petrovich, master. Thank you, you helped.

- Thank you, it's not noisy. - Greetings, father!

Are you hungry?

I brought delicious meat. From Spain.

Save your food. It will come in handy in the zone.

- Have you seen it on the news? - What didn't I see there?

- Dad, I just need to sit down somewhere. - What's that got to do with me?

- They can really lock me up. - Well, you'll sit there.

- Father! - Yes, I have been a "father" for 25 years.

Okay, you don't care about me.

Have you visited your mother at least once in all these years?

Where, in the cemetery? She died, have you forgotten?

Because no one cared about her.

Well, what are you talking about? Yes, she would collapse from shame,

If she could see what you do to people.

Clearly.

So you can't help me.

Nobody will help you.

Stand.

Take the meat.

- Hello, Grandma Nina! - Good day.

This is for you! From social services.

- What kind of leg is that? - That's... who needs a leg.

I'm sorry, Seryoga, I swear, I really didn't mean it, I didn't mean to...

Do you understand what you have deprived me of?! Worse than Judas, having yours!

Forgive me, Lord, I have such a sin, I allowed blasphemy in the temple!

- You could say I called the devil myself. - Forgive Sergej. - God forgives.

- And why are you here? - I came home.

- Did they throw you out, or what? - Yes, they threw me out, to the Dimitrov Monastery,

It's worse than prison! Father Anatoly is there, he's a fanatic!

They sleep on the rocks! Now no one will remember me! So I will perish!

Seryoga! At least let me accompany you.

Maybe I should go to a monastery too?

Are you a fool? You are an infidel, you don't know any rules.

Yes, you can't limit yourself in anything at all.

Yes, yes, I blurted out something stupid. Do you want some tea?

I'll have it.

Two teas. Thank you.

Here, a hot one.

Sea?

Sea.

- Forgive me, Seryoga. - Okay, okay.

- Okay, okay, forgive me. - Well, we forgot. - Okay.

The first coming. "I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming..."

- Oh, Dima. Dimka, that cassock suits you. - Yes, lie down, brother, everything will be fine.

There is an angel above your head...