Mister Pellam (మిస్టర్ పెళ్ళాం)

MISTER PELLAM

-Mother, I have a... -Shh!

...doubt.

-Granny... -Hmm?

Yes because, my creator-dad, is created by your husband.

So thus I become your grandson, Granny!

Ok fine! What's the matter now?

Grandpa always lies down stretching his legs like a patient.

And you always press his legs.

By the way, what makes him so tired actually?

Ah?

What makes him superior and you inferior?

What is this God's game?

He said that your place is in his heart,

but made you sit at his feet.

That cunning grandpa is tricking you too.

What is your problem in it grandson?

Greetings!

Enough of your fake greetings,

Let anyone sit anywhere and serve any one. How does it matter you?

Moreover, how dare you try to stir up a fight between a couple?

Oh my!

You are the exemplary couple to the people on earth.

-Hmm, so? -

There too, men are exploiting women by showing your joint picture.

Bullying that they have the right to be served,

and it's women's misfortune that you have to serve.

Ask him! Firmly!

"Ask him how is he superior."

"Ask him how is he superior."

"Let him tell why are women inferior."

"Ask him how is he superior."

"Let him tell why are women inferior."

"What is his superiority? And what is our inferiority?"

"What is his superiority? And what is our inferiority?"

"I reign the 14 worlds."

"I am the one who feed all those worlds."

"I feed them."

"God without the goddess is just a wanderer."

"If I sulk and go away, he will be homeless."

"Oh, you are talking about story of Lord Venkateswara? Good, carry on."

"Troubled in getting married, he raised lot of debts"

"Troubled in getting married to me, he raised lot of debts"

"Lord who collects his debt, Lord Venkateswara! Govinda...Govinda"

"I stay on the hill, but who stays down the hill?"

Why don't you ask?

"Right after midnight, who comes down the hill?"

"Who comes down?"

"Ask him that how is he superior."

"Let him tell why are women inferior."

"What is his superiority? And what is our inferiority?"

"What is his superiority? And what is our inferiority?"

"In Threthayuga, I am..."

"...Sri Rama Chandra"

"Yet, you were called as 'Sitapathi' only."

"I am Krishna, who killed the demon Narakasura."

"Do you know?"

"I am Sathyabhama."

"I am the brave Satyabhama, who held bow with ease"

"Bhama talks too much"

"She donated her husband and became popular"

"That royal donation..."

"...was a headache"

"What a cheap deal?"

"It is a compromise with wife"

"Ah! Sir's honour is as much as a basil leaf weighs."

"True, proved yet again"

" "

Jhansi...Jhansi...Wake up, wake up.

Jhansi...Jhansi, you... wake up.

I woke up mister!

So can I borrow some flour, dear?

Don't call me dear, my name is Jhansi.

Yeah, Jhansi Lakshmi! Dear Lakshmi bai...

Why do you take this effort in this freezing cold?

Instead of sleeping cozy on bed.

Who will do the chores if I sleep?

Your husband! Times have changed.

Women have uncuffed themselves from slavery.

Women are doing great than men.

When I serve my husband and my children, how can you call it slavery?

Yeah, that's the game. God's game.

You are Mahalakshmi and all the other deities are your servants.

You should relax and your husband should do your daily chores.

Very funny!

How about the money?

Didn't I tell you its God's game? You are the money and vice-a-versa.

-Mom... -Come dear, wake up your sister too.

Come, sit.

Mom...

Shh! Don't fight!

-Ma'am, Vegetables... -Coming...

Hey, no! hold this.

2+2=4

Leela, see if dad has woke up.

Tell your mom to return it tomorrow.

-I don't want. -Hmm!

Chitti come here. Go and wake up your dad. Let me clean your mouth...

Brush!

Paste!

Teeth!

-Towel! -Clothesline!

Coffee!

Co...

Hey...stop...

Hey, don't move.

Fan!

Fan!

Ma'am, school rickshaw...

Leela, come!

-Bye dad! -Bye!

-Bye mom! -Bye!

Bye!

Come Chitti!

Hey man, stop!

Hey come.

Bye!

Minister, Governor and Collector down down!

Damn! All the news about down-come early in the morning.

Just the great Balaji is being wished to take up Cash keeper post.

by all the gods and the people in unison.

Are you promoted? Why haven't you told?

Haven't I told now?

Science says women should always be told things at its appropriate time.

You could have told me in the night.

If I did, you would have listed expenses triple to the increment.

That's why I told you now.

I also settled the expenses. We are buying a TV today.

Why do we need a TV now? Why don't put it in kids' bank savings?

This a man's subject.

Its your duty to look after cooking and serving,

and savings and expenditures is my will.

TV... TV is an epitome of prestige.

Ours should be the first family in the colony to own a TV.

I meant,

You face difficulty in commuting to office daily, why don't you purchase a bike?

No, I don't. "No, shouldn't buy dear"

As you denied, I will buy a video-player too along with TV.That's all.

That's final!

Breakfast... breakfast!

Water...water!

Shoes...Shoes!

-Hey, wait for a minute... -Ha?

-Time is up -One minute!

Damn it! You again forgot to put change.

How many have I told you, they don't return change for a rupee in buses.

I told you umpteen times to put 20 paise separately.

What are your hardships or the complex deeds that make to forget this?

After I leave for work, you just sit and stretch all the day till I return.

Isn't that what you do?

And for this you get exhausted as though you carry the whole earth on shoulders.

I put the change in your pocket, as you may find difficult to take the purse out.

You should have told me.

Daily I have been telling you.

Is it funny? I have number of works and worries. How many can I remember?

What's that? Have you hurt your finger?

Argh! You women made it as a hobby to cut and burn your fingers.

Do first aid.

Hey...

TV technicians would come, guide them. They would do the installation too.

Tie a wet cloth to that finger.

Oh!

"Never ever believe men, dear friend."

"Never ever a wife should give her heart, my friend."

"He asked not to wear a heavy silk saree, then."

"Now, he says he cannot afford even a cotton saree."

"He felt proud when his wife was carrying"

"When I asked to hold the baby, he said he can't."

"He felt joy seeing my long hair."

"He then forgot to get flowers for that hair."

"Brags a lot while in love."

"After wedding, he flips on everything."

"He completely forgot the sweet stories of our first love."

"Never believe men, my friend"

"Never ever believe men, dear friend."

"He was a such talker, you wouldn't believe!"

"He said I was his queen."

"He said that my feet would feel sore when I step on ground."

"He said even a breeze would hurt my face."

"He tricked me for a hug."

"Nothing matters once his wish is fulfilled."

"Neither listens to me nor understands me, this cunning husband."

"Never believe men, my friend"

"Never ever believe men, dear friend."

"Never ever a wife should give her heart, my friend."

"Like a chief..."

"Like a thread in the beads..."

"Getting a man who wins woman's heart..."

"The fruits of my previous life's prayers..."

"Oh the one whose eyes resemble a lotus."

"Is this great person is the same man, who chose me all by himself?"

Is there any fortune for those women who do religious observances?

"Will it ever happen on Earth or not?"

Sir, her fury is grading up like Vamanavathara

Why don't you touch her feet at once?

-Hmm, No! -Why?