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Have you ever told your lover...
You've changed my whole life
Can you remember your shortest relationship?
Do you remember the longest heart-breaking experience?
When you get older your memory becomes worse
Only know that there are twenty four hours a day
Work eight hours, sleep eight hours
Don't know what to do with the rest of the time
So you find a nice looking,
and kind person...
To share each other, love each other
The two of you spend the rest of the eight hours together
According to an unknown status
Each person takes in over 3869 second hand smoke
Heart broken seven point eight times
Being fired four point two times
Also 0.99 time that they have affairs
One has half admirer
But no one is sure that the one they found...
is the true love they've ever met
Have you found yours yet?
You've found it? Are you really sure?
Like me, everytime I thought I'd found it...
the girl always broke my heart
When I open my eyes every morning,
I can only see boxes of grave stones, I am not lying...
there are boxes of grave stones
When break up, I don't know if the girls are always busy,
or is she not...
a neat person
They not only left me...
also a pile of useless things
But there is no need to throw them away
It doesn't make a difference
Recently I added another box
On this pace, I need to make my grave yard bigger
Sir, I am from the Hong Kong Market Research Centre
Want to use some of your time to do a survey
Sorry Miss, I am in a hurry
Go find someone else
No, the survey is quite simple
Market research,
you should do it in the super market
It's useless to bother me
You are the most handsome man today I've seen
I really mean it!
Because you told the truth,
okay, let's do it
Make it quick, I am in a hurry
Sir,
when is the most recent you use a condom?
What?
Sorry, I should ask this first
Have you used a condom before?
Of course
When was your first time?
How old?
I was too young, I can't remember
Did you buy it the first time or your girl did?
I didn't buy it, I stole it from my dad
What about now?
Do you buy it or does she prepare for it
What?
She acts first,
I am always passive
How many do you use each time?
This is private
In my good condition, about three to seven condoms
Ask something else, I am really in a hurry
Okay, have you ever tried these brands before?
Sweet love, Thunder, Sex machine, Never say die
I love happiness, Love you drive me crazy...
Let me take this home and read it over
And I will fax it back to you, OK?
Last time when I did it,
Oh! I forgot using it!
What about the time before last time and who did I do with?
Pity! Wai got dumped again
No wonder he hasn't come to work this couple of days
He is used to be dumped
Right,
everytime Wai makes a young potential become famous,
they wouldn't stay with Wai and they flew away!
Who flew away?
Good morning, Mr. Wai
Good morning everyone, we have a new challenge now
We need to change the story board...
It would be a big change
It's already done! Are you kidding?
We can throw it away
Where is the paper?
It's in Patrick's room
Good
Mr. Wai, what are you looking for?
Where is your junior high friend?
Patrick? He was here early
It's not yours, it is for Patrick
Sorry! What is this?
It's honey, he has a sore throat
How come honey is bitter?
No!
I know
Everyone needs love
Inside love, we will grow
Grow and grow...
Grow what? Grow!
Come out Patrick...
What is it?
Don't memorize it, I need to change it
What is wrong with you?
Every time I drive in alone with the ball,
you stop me from behind
You want to destroy us all or you want a red card?
You didn't return my page,
no one answered at your home last night
Where the hell did you go?
Last night I went to "stand"
What?
Stand! Stand!
Means one night stand!
Do you understand, my friend?
It looks great!
Of course, it is like Spain against Nigeria
It was really a great time!
The world will be moved because of this
If Fanny knows that, you will be melted!
She went with her parents to their hometown
So I finally gained a little freedom
By the way,
you should not pressure yourself too much
If the old doesn't go, new won't come
Heung is foolish to dump you...
Shut up!
I am your buddy, why can't we talk about it?
Please look into the mirror
How dry you are, you know?
Okay then
If anything is wrong, you fix it yourself
Is not like this? Are you mad?
What this world is missing?
What is a person always wanted?
Right!
It's the thing we want every hours...
Love!
So...
This is love
All the parents want their kids to feel love
Good kids, better parents
Your diapers will sell better
And we will advertise the best for you
Love, should feel good
First, look at this
There are some companies supporting our programs
Patrick
remember dinner at eight
Dinner? What dinner?
We will have dinner with Ming and some old friends,
remember?
But I promised mother to have dinner with her
You know, I haven't seen her for a month
Being a good boy is more important
Where are we going?
We are going to Kowloon Tong motel, okay?
You sure? I am not going
Then where should we go?
Let's go to your place?
My place? OK
Forever Jewlery, with you forever
Why did you dump me, Heung?
What you want me to do?
After break-up,
you still don't understand
What I don't understand? I really understand
He is rich! That is why you go with him
Wai,
a messed up relationship is not because of one side's fault
You've had many chances
You still didn't change your temper!
Change what?
Right, sometimes I am...
a little over reacted
But this is my...
It's your personality, right?
But your personality might hurt me,
you'd be considerate!
You like me, then you must accept my personality
When I was with you, I was serious!
I was really true to you
But it was like a flash!
At the beginning we wanted to be together every moment
So romantic!
After a while, things changed
You think I am annoying, boring
Like I don't exist
My work is stressful
I am a creative director! It requires deep thoughts, I...
You are selfish!
You said you would be with me forever
Oh, I forgot your name
When I met you, it was my first love,
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