Best Summer Ever

Bravo! Encore!

Oh hey. See you next summer?

Wouldn't miss it.

Awesome.

Thank you.

That's it, that's everyone.

This summer camp is done and done.

- What times is it? - Party time!

Bye.

Oh, I have something for you.

Okay, don't open it until you get to New York, though, okay?

Okay.

All right.

I actually have something for you.

I love it, thank you.

You're welcome.

All right.

They loved meeting you.

Yeah.

My parents would have loved meeting you, too.

Sage, honey, it's time to go!

When will I see you again?

I, I don't know.

I'll call you when I can.

It was so great to meet you, Anthony.

We hope to see you soon.

Have fun in the Big Apple!

You're listening to WBCN: Sports Talk!

with Phil and Eric, Pennsylvania's finest!

How you doin', Phil?

Good, how are you, Eric?

I'm doing good.

I just finished a steak and cheese.

What are you doin'?

On the air with you now.

Phil, what'd you do last night?

I watched the Phillies, they suck.

Seriously, Mr. Perry, thanks.

So what do you think, Tony?

Is this the year?

Could be.

25 years, man.

Yeah.

Hopefully this is the year we'll get one.

But anyway, I'll see you in school, Daphne?

Okay, bye.

- All right, take it easy. - Thanks again.

Hey, Tony.

I hope you're back home safe in Manhattan.

So, plant these seeds in a special place

and I'll do the same.

I know that we can't be together right now, but...

it makes me smile it know that our flowers

are growing under the same sun.

I will never forget this summer,

and the love that we shared.

Sage.

Good luck this season, Tony!

Thanks, Jessica.

We've got little kids that are having

deadly seizures and cancer patients

who can't get any relief and we're the only ones

that can get them this stuff.

You guys are ridiculous.

Honey, this is important work we're doing here.

Okay, let's not act like we're diving down the road

passing out medicine to every cancer patient we pass.

- Which reminds me. - Hmm?

I think it's time we pick our next spot.

Yes!

- Oh, come on. - Woo!

No.

Okay, you guys are seriously embarrassing yourselves.

Okay, all right.

You know, dressing it up doesn't make

me wanna do this any more, right?

Oh come on.

- Pick a good one. - Okay.

But if I get, like, Wyoming, I'm not going.

Just do it.

- Yes! - Tennessee, yee haw!

- Haha, that's awesome. - I need some new boots.

- Yay. - I hate country music.

- Hello? - In here.

Kev, you home?

What's up, man?

- Oh, bro! - It's good to see you.

- Welcome back! - Thank you, thank you.

You should have seen me up there, man.

I was in my element, full on.

Oh, it was such a dream.

I got to learn from some of the best in the country, like,

Broadway dance coaches.

I'm happy for you, bro.

Hey, have you... have you talked to coach?

He's on his way here now.

He knows you're back today.

What are you gonna tell him?

What do you mean?

Bro, he's gonna find out.

Hey.

There he is, my star kicker.

Hey.

Hey, man.

How was camp?

Good.

Great.

Great, a lot of talent down there.

Good, hey, you know, that's what those camps are for.

You never wanna get too comfortable.

I ever tell you about Matt Heely, class of '92?

Kevin, you remember him?

Yeah, guy had a foot just like yours, Tony.

Tony, listen.

This guy was lights out.

I'm talking All American, full ride to Alabama,

destined to go pro.

Wound up tearing his MCL days before the Homecoming game.

Boom.

Just like that, his career was over.

However, had he committed to the camp,

could've came back here with some new fancy moves like you.

Came home with some new moves, all right.

Hey, Tony?

Homecoming or bust.

You had a good summer, huh?

I did, yeah.

I realize that you've never

introduced us to a boy before.

Is it serious?

I can never take boys seriously.

- Why? - It's pointless to try.

Why?

Because the minute I do, we just pick up and leave.

Hey, um... can I have a cell phone?

You know we can't have those.

Sage, you love seeing new places

and having new experiences.

Yeah, I do, but like, I just wanna try

to stay in one place for once.

Try what it feels like to be...

I'm gonna say it.

No.

Honey no, don't you dare.

Normal!

Normalcy breeds complacency.

You are an individual, my child.

Go out and make your mark on this world!

Okay, but I still wanna go to like, a real school.

Have, you know, non-adult friends.

I'm tried of being stuck in this Airstream

with you... dancing weirdos.

I still want to be normal.

Hi.

- Hi. - Um, could I use your phone?

Hey it's Tony, sorry, leave a message.

Hey, it's Sage.

We just stopped for gas so I thought I'd try you...

We are somewhere in Delaware, I think.

We're going to a town near Nashville.

Well, I hope city life is treating you okay.

I'll call you when I can.

Hi, we're here with Tony Michaels

and Dexter Sharpless,

seniors and captains of the Mount Abe Eagles.

Now tonight marks the start of a new season.

How you feelin', fellas?

Feeling good, I'm looking forward to it.

What do you say, Dex? You think we're gonna win?

Hell yes!

Meet Tony Michaels

star kicker of the Eagles

and the key to victory at this year's Homecoming game.

Thanks to Coach T's "Golden Foot" offense.

Nice job, Anderson, good job.

All right, Tony.

Let's see how that foot fared this summer.

Special teams, let's go!

Come on, Coach, it's only first down!

Are they gonna finally win the big game?

- Their kicker is a legend! - Yeah!

A legend among people!

He trains at the temple.

All the Eagles gotta do is get the ball to the 50...

and it's a guaranteed three points!

Tony Michaels never misses.

Which is great, because that's all they really got!

This team is pretty lousy.

Hell yeah, Tony.

What a legend, huh?

Bite me, Greg.

Meet Cody Humphreys, quarterback for the Eagles.

He's been pretty much a benchwarmer

since Tony took center stage.

It's honestly very sad when your whole team

is dependent on your kicker.

They never throw the ball

and I can see why.

Ugh, dammit!

This guy couldn't hit the broadside