I Want You Back

...down hard, and I swallowed really quickly,

and half the mozzarella stick got lodged,

and the other one was still in my hand with the connecting cheese,

and I had to have the Heimlich.

It was, like... ruined the whole bat mitzvah.

Hi. Can I get another Lover's Punch, please?

Mm-hmm. - Thank you.

Mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm.

These pancakes are bonkers.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

- Mmm. - Mmm.

Have some of my steak.

- Great source of iron. - Thank you, baby.

And, you know, you can cook this at home really easily.

So you should do it a lot 'cause you never remember to take your iron pills.

And your levels are... are really low.

Okay, what is this?

Like, are you trying to be the cutest, sweetest, nicest boyfriend in the world?

Because... you're really winning.

Emma, I'm breaking up with you.

- Lover's Punch? Mm-hmm. - Thank you.

- You okay? - I want to spit it out.

I'm a hungry monster, and I eat birthday boys!

- Mom, you did a great job, really. - Aw, thank you, honey.

I'm glad you like it. Everything for Toby, you know.

That little boyfriend of yours really is good with kids, Annie.

You can't escape me, Toby! -

Hey. - Hey.

Hey, uh, Anne, have you seen your nephew Toby anywhere?

I can't find this kid.

- Uh... - I'm up here, Uncle Peter.

I mean, I want to give him his birthday present and all, but I think

- maybe he split the party or...? - Up here.

I mean, I just can't find him. Do you have any idea where he is...

He's on your shoulders, Peter.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, hey. Hi.

There he is.

All right, bud, go, go mingle.

It's your... your big day.

Is everything okay? You seem upset.

Me?

Ha. Yeah. No, everything's fine.

Everything's fine.

Okay, well, y-you're clearly not fine.

I mean, look, you just started

- full-on crying out of nowhere. -

Let's just not talk about it right here, Peter, okay?

- Okay. - Okay. Good.

I feel like, whatever it is, you can just tell me.

Uh, it's gonna be weird to go back to the party.

- You're crying. - I want to break up with you.

What?!

Don't we have a really good time together?

We do. It's just not enough.

I... I'm ready for the next chapter in my life, and...

you're still figuring a lot out.

Like what?

Your roommates are college students.

Okay. But they're very mature people.

And they're prelaw. They're practically lawyers.

You also don't even know what you want to do with your life.

I... I think I'm just kind of, like, doing it.

29 is the new 16.

You're 32.

Yeah, I mean, if you want to be, like, a scientist about it, I'm 32.

Look, I met someone.

Why didn't you just say that instead of making me eat your steak?

I mean, this just makes no sense. It's completely out of nowhere.

Oh, no, it's not.

I have been unhappy for a while, Peter.

Really? You have? I mean...

- Yes. Yes. - You never said anything.

We're stuck.

No, what-what do we do?

We go to work and we make salmon and we watch Dancing with the Stars.

Oh, come on. I...

We do stuff. We went to Wind Creek Casino to see Rod Stewart.

Okay.

I was never supposed to be an English teacher, Peter.

My sense memory professor said I could've been the next Kate Winslet.

- You still could be. - Not with you.

- God. - Oh, Peter, that's not-- I didn't...

I mean, that is a really specific and hurtful thing to say.

- Not with me? - I'm sorry, but it's true.

Okay.

You're very...

complacent, and it makes me complacent.

And I really wanted a big life.

Yeah, I wanted to study commedia dell'arte in Florence,

and I wanted to do Shakespeare at the Globe in London.

Six years and we've never even been out of the country together.

- But we did go see... - Don't say Rod Stewart.

So, this new girl, is she, like, really together or something?

I-I guess so.

I mean, she has this little pie shop down the street from my gym and...

Cute.

I don't know why that matters.

What?

I'm sorry, Peter.

You are the last person in the world I want to hurt.

I should...

I should probably get back downstairs.

Well, do you mind if I stick around long enough to sing "Happy Birthday" to Toby?

Peter, I don't think that's a good idea.

I promise I can keep it together.

It's probably just at a red light.

Uh...

Oh, man, and...

Okay, so he just canceled.

- It's... okay. - Oh.

- I-I'll wait around for the next one. - No, please don't.

It's fine. You can just leave.

Uh...

I just-- I don't want you to break up with me.

I love you.

I'm sorry, Emma.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

- -

You want one? Smoothie?

I can do it.

See?

This is why you call movers.

Look at that.

- - Come take a look.

- Hey! - Huh? Look at this.

Oh, my...

Aw.

What do you know about that?!

- I got the ball! - Right?!

Emma? - Yeah?

We're watching TV.

Two more minutes.

- Damn it! -

- -

Oh, God.

Good morning, Dr. McMillan.

Morning, Chloe.

Happy Monday, folks.

Okay.

Let's talk about increasing profit margins

for our residential dining program.

These people are on death's door,

and we are spending way too much money feeding them.