Infidelity in Suburbia

Okay...

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

Sweetheart,

close the door,

this is Mommy and Steve's private time.

Mommy?

You heard your mother. Shut the door.

Honey, listen to Steve, and shut the door.

Bingo got caught in the mousetrap.

Oh, my God.

What happened? What happened?

Come here, boy.

I'm just talking about a small renovation,

nothing big.

Just kitchen cabinets,

maybe bring it into the 21st century,

like the rest of the house.

And how much is this small renovation gonna cost?

I don't know, I haven't looked into it yet.

Maybe 3,000, or something.

3,000?

Oh, come on, Laura,

you know it's gonna cost a lot more than 3,000.

Listen, I'd love a new kitchen, too,

but we're just not in a position to waste money right now.

Jamie, are you

being careful, honey?

Well, one could argue

that this boat is a big waste of money,

something on it is always breaking.

It's a big money sucker, that's what it is.

Jamie, put the pocket knife down,

and come over here, please.

It's almost time to go.

Stop being such a helicopter mom.

He's too young to have it.

Loosen up a bit.

Oh, hang on a sec.

Sorry, I...

I just... I have to take this.

Hang on.

Hannah, hey, no, no, no, tell me everything.

Yeah.

Whoa!

Hey...

Ooh.

Here you go.

Thank you,

Thanks.

Oh, it's heavier than it looks.

No problem.

...Yeah, that sounds great.

Okay, well, call me in a bit.

You're the best, thank you.

Oh, can you hang on to this?

I wanna read that when I get home.

Oh.

There's still no suspects?

That's weird.

So, how's Hannah?

That was her, right?

Don't do this again.

She's my assistant.

That's what she does, she calls.

Your assistant who you ask to "tell me everything."

- Oh, my God. - Jamie!

- Jamie! - Jamie!

Jamie, look at me. Are you okay?

You all right?

Okay.

Where does it hurt?

My leg.

He went under the dock.

That could have gone south easily.

Can he swim?

Not really.

He cut his finger on that damn knife.

It's just a scratch.

Oh, baby...

Thank you so much.

Yeah.

Docks aren't such a good place for kids to play.

Yeah, I agree.

Can you get up, buddy?

Yeah, let's go. Come on.

Come on...

Thanks again.

By the way, I'm Greg Halpern.

Elliott.

And you? I didn't catch your name.

I'm Laura.

Laura...

And this is Jamie.

Hi, Jamie.

You gave us a scare, mister.

Let's go get you dried off.

Come on...

All right, play ball.

Charlie, don't hog it.

Whoo!

Okay, he is hot.

And you're married.

Yes, we're married, but we're still hot-blooded.

Damn, look at that body.

What I wouldn't do for a piece of that.

Mm.

Oh, come on, don't tell me you wouldn't do him.

I wouldn't do him.

Of course you wouldn't.

Well, I sure as hell would.

So, uh, what's his scoop?

I don't know,

I haven't talked to him much.

All I know is he saved my son,

and Greg just invited him for dinner.

Who are we gossiping about now?

Dammit, Bill, you scared me!

Are you planning to come back in

to finish making dinner,

or is wine your new appetizer...

Yeah, I'm coming.

Good, 'cause I'm starving.

Okay.

Good. Hey, Laura.

Hey, Bill.

I hate it when he spies on me.

Charlie, come on, it's time for dinner!

If only our husbands would be on that diet,

and, you know, maybe exercise once in a while,

they might have a chance of looking like that.

Trust me, I'd be a much more attentive wife.

All right, buddy, let's go!

See ya, Mira.

Oh, Hannah, you are a lifesaver.

Okay, no, I really appreciate it.

Yeah, yeah, you are the best.

Okay, yeah, got it.

This is stunning.

Oh, thank you.

You painted it?

I did.

Do you sell?

I used to,

when I had a studio,

but Greg turned it into a work shed

a few years ago.

Oh. Well, that's a shame.

Oh, you are the best.

Thank you so much, beautiful.

Okay, bye.

That's just his assistant on the phone.

Right.

I hope you're hungry.

Yeah.

Little guy asleep?

Out cold.

Perfect.

He's a really nice boy you guys got there.

Thank you.

He turned seven last month.

Oh, no, no, not that one, honey.

That's our anniversary bottle.

Grab the merlot next to it.

Our 10-year is coming up.

Well, congratulations.

Thank you.

All right, I am starving. Let's dig in.

Okay.

Yeah.

So, a contractor that sails.

That is a combo I like.

Oh, yeah?

Sure. I'm always looking for other guys who sail.

And a contractor...

Oh, no, here we go.

Laura wants

to put in new cabinets,

and give the kitchen a bit of a facelift,

so to speak.

And I keep telling Greg

to stop resisting it,

because it would be a really straightforward job.

What do you think?

You're right when you say it would be straightforward.

It's when you start blowing out walls,

that things become expensive.

Elliot, buddy, you are not helping me out here, man.

Sorry.

I do actually have a free window right now

for work.

I could give you folks the friends and family rate.

Seriously?

Yeah.

That'd be great.

Why don't you run an estimate by Laura,

and we'll go from there.

Yeah.

Here's to my new kitchen.