Dr. Patient (ഡോക്ടർ പേഷ്യന്റ്)

Oh, God!

Hello? - Is this the police station? - Yes.

I'm C.I.D Poduvaal.

My house has been surrounded by terrorists. - Terrorists?

If you don't reach here at the earliest

my life will be in danger.

We had received a phone call saying you were attacked by terrorists.

I'm not aware of anything, sir.

Oh, God!

Oh, God! I've lost my head!

I've lost my head! Oh, God! - Stop there!

I've lost my head. It's missing!

Isn't this my head?

No, leave me alone!

Oh, no! My head is missing!

I'm going blind!

No!

No! Not the shock treatment!

"Doctor.."

'Hello?'

'Brylin Mental Hospital.'

'Is the doctor available today? I needed to kill someone..'

"Who was it that waited for long?"

"Who was it that left so soon?"

"Was it for you"

"that the car came?"

"How did the world begin?"

'Please come.'

'It's time to take your medicines.'

'I haven't lost my mind.'

'Neither has anyone else here!'

'Although everybody else has!'

'Let's talk about Kuttusan and Mayavi!'

'Of course, mad man.'

'Don't get me started!' - "Just hold on."

'They say we're one, but it's chaos everywhere.'

"Just hold on." - See, that's your grandma!

'Let me see if Meenakshi is capable of doing this!'

'Please don't beat me!'

'I need to kill 16,008 people'

'and get into the Guinness book of records!'

'Snake!'

'They'll kill me!'

'From this incident'

'you have proved to us that you are mentally ill.'

What the hell!

Hello? Darling!

Stop your nonsense! Give it to me!

Give it here!

Can't you obey?

"I pranked you."

"I pranked you, didn't I?"

I'm so tired.

"I pranked you."

"I pranked you, didn't I?"

Oh, no! - Kuttusan has trapped Mayavi!

Kuttusan has trapped Mayavi!

Kuttusan has trapped Mayavi!

Kuttusan has trapped Mayavi! - How shameless are you?

Did you know? - Yes.

Kuttusan has trapped Mayavi! - That's not it!

Last night, my uncle met with an accident. - Really?

It was a narrow escape. - Was it?

It was when the gun slipped from his hands

that the tiger jumped onto him! - Oh, God!

And?

Taking the tiger in his hands, he smashed him to the ground!

The tiger was in halves. - Wow!

Your uncle is amazing.

What's his name, by the way?

He's world famous. - Is he?

Shambu, the hunter.

So, the hunter is your uncle, isn't he? - Yes.

Listen. - Yes?

Do you know the importance of today? - What is it?

Is it August 15th?

We're sure to get payasam today! - Of course!

The new doctor is taking charge today.

I hear he's quite strict. - Really?

Shouldn't we teach him a lesson?

We will, in no time.

Look at this.

India versus Sri Lanka..

'...against Pakistan..'

'Javed Miandad.. Over 300 wickets..'

I hope I don't get into trouble today.

'That's a six!'

Ouch!

Oh, no! What happened?

Are you doing fine, ma'am?

The patients got me in to trouble, today as well.

Hello. This is Brylin Mental Hospital.

Who's on the line?

I'm Mr. Eenasu, the attender.

Could I get Daisy?

Everyone says she's available.

But I swear, I still haven't got her.

I meant, could I get her on the line! - That's what I meant.

She's gone for rounds.

I'll inform when she is available!

Obviously..

Do you know how much I wanted her?

This is useless.

Wow! This is nice.

Okay.

That's good.

"Doctor.." - Good morning.

"Doctor."

Didn't I inform you about my arrival?

Who are you?

I'm Dr. Ruben Isaac.

Oh! - M.B.B.S, M.D.

Is this how you receive a doctor around here?

I apologise, sir.

I had arranged for elephants and a howdah.

Unfortunately, the elephant killed its mahout.

And the elephant is on leave.

Is the elephant hurt? - No.

Where is the hospital's M.D.?

I mean, the managing director.

Please have a seat. - Okay. She hasn't arrived yet.

"Doctor, doctor."

Ma'am.

A loony claiming to be a doctor is here.

What should I do? - Okay, ask him to wait.

Okay, ma'am.

Ma'am is on her way. Kindly wait.

Okay, thank you.

Has anyone come with you?

Or, are you alone?

Don't we all come into and go out of this world alone, my friend?

I agree. However, that only increases my responsibilities.

Such an irresponsible family, sending their son all alone.

I better call up the guards soon.

Kindly don't leave.

Please wait here. - Okay.

Nice statue.

"Doctor, doctor."

My fingers are not coming out.

Oh, damn!

It's broken.

What?

What?

This is the M.D.

Oh, yes. - He's the new doctor.

He joins today.

We'll have to give shock treatment. - Yes, I'm Dr. Ruben Isaac.

Guards, lock him up in the cell.

Wait.. I'm a doctor!

Dr. Ruben Isaac.

I'm from Lourdes, Ooty.

This is my card. - "Doctor.."

Yes, I am Dr. Ruben Isaac.

Please take a seat.

"Doctor.." - Thank you.

"Doctor."

These are my certificates.

You studied in Russia, didn't you? - Yes.

Saint Petersburg.

How do you know my father?

Two years ago

there was a World Psychiatrist Conference at Canada.

That's where we had first met.

Later, we got closer.

It was only because he insisted

that I decided to shift here, from the hospital in Ooty.

Thank you.

Okay, you may join tomorrow.

Wow!

Spasibo.

I'm sorry, thank you.

But before that

you'll need to be aware of our rules and regulations.

Our organization is quite strict. - Oh!

Both patients and staff

follow a certain decorum around here.

For example, awkward dressing styles such as this

aren't allowed here.

All the best, Mr. Ruben Isaac. - No..

Dr. Ruben Isaac.

M.B.B.S and M.D.

From St. Petersburg.

"Doctor, doctor."

In Thiruvananthapuram

near M G Road

a land of one acre

and an enormous white building with 150 rooms, are for sale.

Really?

Even the ministers tried to buy it.

But they couldn't afford it. - Okay.

I can totally sell this off.

There is only one problem.

There is a statue right opposite to it.

We don't want Saju, do we? - No way!

I said, statue, not Saju.

What? - There's no point talking to him.

Mr. Eenasu, you don't seem to like me anymore.

Didn't you tell me that your husband isn't going back to Dubai?

Why would I be interested in you then?

Crap!