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Hey dad, need any help with that box?

No I got it, honey.

Okay.

Hey Chloe, can you grab the door for me?

Sure.

Trenton, can you go grab that for sale sign

out of the yard?

- Alright. - Thanks, buddy.

Hey dad, that box looks really heavy,

what did mom pack in it?

Trust me, enough.

Hey mister, I heard that.

It's just really hard, dad.

Having to leave all my friends behind

and having to do all of it in high school.

I know sweetie, but this is the only place

I can get a teaching job

and trust me, you'll meet new friends.

I don't want new friends, I want my friends.

You're not the only one making sacrifices.

I know you guys are still mad at us for this move,

but look at this big house.

Gimme a couple years, I'll fix it up, and you will love it.

It'll be perfect.

Hey, is there a key to unlock this door?

I don't know,

why don't you try the bolt first, stupid?

Hey, you guys need to get outside

and help your dad unload those boxes.

I don't know what to do.

I think someone's in the house.

I don't know where everybody is.

I just don't-

Chloe, what the hell is going on?

I think someone's in the house.

There's no one in the house honey, come on.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Let's just get back in our sleeping bags.

You know the furniture is gonna be here tomorrow.

Come on, let's go.

It's okay.

Dude, you ready to get

your ass kicked at this game tonight?

Oh fuck dude,

it's gonna be a repeat of the fuckin' beer pong.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, listen to you.

- Dude, hey? - What?

Are you gonna help us or are you gonna play

with the camera all day?

Dude I just got this thing, you know that.

I'm just trying to focus in-

I don't give a shit.

Oh yeah, why don't you focus that thing

on your little dick.

If it sees that, then you've got a good camera.

Dude, whatever, you just trying to see this thing.

Let me see this thing.

Give me my camera back.

Dude, if you're gonna use my camera

at least use it right.

Get off me.

All right, all right, all right.

No seriously, gimme my camera back.

No, man.

So how bad do you have to fuck up

for mom and dad to buy you this piece of shit?

Dude, you don't always have to bring

my parents into everything, okay?

My parents did not buy that for me.

I bought it with my own money.

- Gosh, give me a break. - Uh-huh.

Whoa, whoa, Jed seriously calm down, man.

No dude, he always brings my parents into this stuff.

I'm tired-

- Dude, hey. - What?

Gavin, I think you may have offended the poor guy.

Oh, he knows I'm kidding, don't you Jed?

You know I'm kidding, man.

I'm tired of this shit.

Let's get this stuff loaded.

Oh, hold on.

No, come here.

Whoa, whoa dude, seriously.

- No, seriously. - Time out.

More important shit than messing with your little camera.

- Oh yeah, like what? - Hold on.

Hey man, I told you about this chick I been texting?

No, what's her name?

Stacey, and she is hot.

Does she have any friends?

- Yes. - Without herpes?

Well, She has a friend.

We'll have to look into that second part.

Her name is and she is also hot.

Yeah, what's it matter if she has herpes anyways Gavin?

You'll still fuck her.

Yeah, but if she has herpes,

I might wear a condom,

if you know what I'm talking about, Jed.

Let me know how that goes for you.

It'll be the same as always

and I'll be the only one getting laid.

- You guys won't- - Here he goes.

- Okay. - Listen.

The only way that you and you will get anything

is if you fuck each other, I'm just saying.

Best you got right there.

Oh no, no, I'm just getting warmed up.

I'll be in the tent

you know, getting it on, you know, nasty.

And you guys are gonna be out there

just roasting your little marshmallows

like "Oh, mine's on fire, blow on it, blow on it".

Oh okay, Jed, Jed.

So you're going to get fucked tonight is what you're saying?

You know it.

Okay, I'll be the one doing the fucking.

Uh-huh, with your fucking hand.

Hey, you be good to him tonight.

Get off me seriously, that's not even funny.

Let's just get this shit loaded up.

Oh man, stop whining.

Gimme a hand

Hand me the tent.

Oh, you had to pick up the fucking heavy one

didn't ya, macho man?

Dude, help me you shit.

Here, hand me that other one.

Oh, dude.

Oh shit, you fucking assholes.

Dude, you so should've seen

your fucking face, man.

No, no, it's not even cool.

Not even fucking cool.

No, seriously.

The fuck's your problem, dude?

Dude, we didn't even get your fucking personal camera.

Dude, it doesn't matter.

It's the principal of the fact, what?

Hey, hey hey, calm down.

We wouldn't do anything to your little camera.

Only to you, bitch.

Dude I don't give a shit.

You guys always do this stuff to me

when Griffin's not around to mess with, I'm tired.

Oh, fucking quit your whining.

You didn't even get wet.

Dude, it's the principle of the fact.

Calm down, you're being a bitch.

No dude I don't even care.

What, what'd you-

Did you hear what happened?

What are you talking about?

Turn on the radio.

What do you mean, turn on the radio?

- Just turn on the radio. - No.

Turn on the radio, Gavin.

Just in case

you're just tuning in, breaking news from

the Lawford County Sheriff's Department.

A family of five has been found dead

in their home this morning around 8:15am.

See, told you guys.

Any other details-

That's pretty crazy.

Posted with any future updates,

here on 95.9 The Raven.

I can't believe that.

Hey, here's Griff, he's coming.

Hey, what's up man?

Hey, you guys aren't gonna believe

what we just saw on the way here.

What you talking about?

To do with, anything with

the family of five that was found dead in their house today?

Yeah, you should see the house, man.

There's police cars and ambulances everywhere.

You should see all the people out there, it's crazy.

I can't even imagine.

It's probably about a mile off the camp site.

Right on the edge of town.

Man.

Dude, it's the big yellow one right across

from the Wooler's place.

That's crazy.

Dude, they just bought that house not even a week ago.

Fucking bad luck for them, right?

No shit man.

You guys are dumb.

That's not even funny.

Not even cool, guys.

- Hey, we're mature. - Yeah.

How about this, let's go see who's all out there.

- I'm in. - Game?

Griffin, you lead the way.

- Let's go. - Road trip.

Alright, let's go.

Dude, look at this place, holy shit.

Dude, you got that thing on, right?

Yeah dude, it's rolling.