Sticks of Fury

You're button mashing - look at you!

Huh? I'm not button mashing bro, I'm just playing good.

I'm slapping you up like I clapped your mum's cheeks last night.

You brought jokes yeah?

How you gonna talk when Ken got his toes in your mouth?

"KO!"

Shit.

Look at that.

Cheesy toes to face bro,

cheesy toes to face!

Waguan?

Waguan.

Street Fighter yeah?

Oi man used to be the king of this game back in the day.

Is it?

About is it!

Move man, move man.

Look,

I was elite you know!

I used to play with um, what's his name...

The only brother in the game.

What D.J.?

Yeah D.J. man, that was my guy bruv.

You only knew how to play with one character?

Tsk. No!

Obviously, I had levels with all of them.

Blanka...

Chun-Li...

M. Bison!

Look, I took stripes.

They were going to send me to jail for what I was doing to my boys in the game.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Prove it.

Hey, your little girlfriend is mad aggressive you know?

What's his problem?

Pussy.

What did you just say?

Tsk... Alright pause the game real quick, pause the game real quick.

You won't play, cause you know I'll smack you up innit,

so you're a pussy.

Ouuuu...

You bocat your mum with that mouth bruv!?

So play innit.

I can't.

I've got a date.

Something that you two little virgins

don't know nothing about.

Wet.

He he he...

I see what you two are doing.

You think I'm stupid innit?

Whatever man.

"Ouch! No one could walk away from that!"

"Now's your chance!"

Fuck these kids man.

Hey!

Shut up man!

Welcome to the jungle little man.

"Choose your fighter!"

"D.J.!"

"Chun-Li!"

"The battle has begun, anything can happen now!"

"Fight!"

"The fight has finally begun!"

"Which one of these two will emerge on top?"

"And there's the first hit!"

"Here comes the counter attack!"

"KO!"

"Chun-Li Wins."

"Is there any chance of a comeback?"

"And the battle continues..."

"Fight!"

"Counter!"

"Fantastic Combo!"

"Counter!"

"Counter!"

"Counter!"

"Perfect!"

"This is going to end in violence!"

"Fight!"

"UNBELIEVABLE!"

"The fear out there is tangeable"