Fight Back to School (逃學威龍)

Understand?!

What are you doing?

Don't know.

Don't know? I've made it clear.

Scatter, scatter.

Help, help.

You're smart, why are you so smart?

Don't go too close.

Hey.

Dead?

Yes, dead already.

Sir.

Sir.

The Mission has been completed smoothly.

Star Chow, where're your men?

All dead!?

We want a supervisor, we want team work.

Not going alone like Rambo.

The hostages have been rescued.

Rescuing is just an item in this exam.

What matters most is the safety of your juniors

and your leadership but I can't see anything!

Sir, give me a chance.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Don't!

Sir, could you please reconsider?

Who is it?

Yes.

Yes, Sir. The boss wants to see you.

Yes, Sir.

Good morning, Sir, I'm Star Chow.

Damn it, that adorable!

Turn a round for me, don't be shy, come on!

Irresistible, I'm sorry.

Wanna get a promotion?

I don't want to be a gigolo, Sir.

I asked if you want a promotion.

I won't be gigolo, Sir.

That's nonsense! I asked if you want a promotion.

Yes, but not at the cost of my chastity.

Who wants your chastity? I want your youth.

Youth and chastity are equally important to me.

Fine, fine, I see. Let me finish my words.

This matter is such,

one day, some students visited our police station.

A pistol was lost afterwards.

Sir, we lose pistols very often.

But that pistol is mine!

I can share your heartbreaking feeling.

Yes, that pistol has followed me for 30 years.

I've never shot it. It's for scratching itches.

Speaking of the itch and here comes. Scratch me.

- The back? - Yes.

It's a kind pistol.

Can pistol be kind?

It's got a kind nature. If it falls in the hands of bad students,

tragedies will follow.

Don't worry, Sir.

I'll search the whole school

for your pistol.

If I can manage, I don't have to ask you.

I'm retiring, but I've lost my pistol.

I'll lose my face if others know.

So I want you to enter that school as a spy.

I'm not sure if I can teach.

Who ask you to teach? To be a student!

Student?

I joined the police force because I hated studying.

I can't be a student. Sir, if you do so...

you're bringing me to a volcano with lots of wild animals

and paying no attention to my wailing.

And are just kicking me cruelly...

into the exploding volcano.

How can you be so cruel?

You can live and die excitingly then.

Stop, no way escaping.

Here's a pager watch, put it on.

666 means I call you.

Say to me, "Good morning, sir".

Good... morning... sir.

Very good.

Don't let others know or both you and I'll be in trouble.

I'll see if you guys will be late again.

What are you staring at?

School Discipline

You'll learn it by heart later.

That's the fresh boy.

Big stupid guy, from which class?

Could it be ours?

I don't think so.

Star Chow, I'm the Head of Discipline of this school. My name is Lam.

A mosquito.

You transferred from England College?

Students from that school are rubbish.

I don't care what's between your family and the school committee.

Edinburgh College is a prestigious school and teach the best students.

I can't stand a single bad element

or I'll kick you out of here,

clear?

Yes, Sir!

You think that's interesting? Bring him to the classroom.

Come with me to the classroom.

Around 1987,

an observation from the sky above the South Pole...

revealed that there's hole at the ozonosphere up above there.

Strong ultraviolet ray is harmful to living organisms.

A less serious situation will affect the genes.

The worst case will kill the cells.

Plants will die as a result.

Ultraviolet ray can penetrate into the sea.

I lose freedom, my heart's breaking my tears' flowing.

I've lost my way and gone astray. My heart is breaking.

Who's attacking the police?

Attacking what?

You! Take the duster out.

I don't care you're new in here.

What are you dreaming? What?

Miss has got her pride. The lesson restarts!

Let's start with the atmosphere layer.

The atmosphere is made up of several layers.

Calm down, everything will go very smoothly.

Step aside, everything can be as boundless as the sea and sky

The layer nearest to the earth is called the troposphere.

It's 15,000 to 50,000 feet above the earth.

It contains cloud and weather systems.

Ming Dynasty - Punishment

The Ming Dynasty particularly stressed on punishment.

Disrespect Party politics and espionage were subjects to punishment.

Turtle Wong.

Mr. Cheng what does it mean by espionage?

It's the current practice of spying.

The people involved are called spies.

These people are punished by castration.

Castration!?

Chopping sex organ, kid.

Chopped by how many inches?

That depends on how many inches you've got.

The wrong book again, absent-minded!

Really absent-minded!

What's that noise?

Thank you for your help.

Come... Quicker...

Serve him right.

You're laughing so happily you come out too.

Come...

What's your name?

Star Chow.

And you?

Turtle Wong.

What's your name?

Star Chow.

What's yours?

Turtle Wong.

What's your name?

Star Chow.

Let's begin, Star Chow.

This experiment is quite complicated.

We must remember each step.

Forgetting one single step will be very dangerous.

Sorry... the most important thing of this experiment is...

Memory.

If not, it'll...

will be very dangerous.

Stop!

Hey... get back down here

Hey, you, go away

Please, could you get down here first?

What are you doing? Who are you? What's this to do with you?

Excuse me and you get down.

Why pulling me down here?

You're standing on my belly.

Don't go away, we're on the same boat, we share the same code.

Code!?

Chicken, turtle, bone, boil, spoon.

What's the code?

Chicken, turtle, bone, boil, spoon.

- What's this? - The code!

God! Everybody's abnormal here, excuse me.

You can't climb out from here.

You can't walk out from here.

OK, I'll use the front door.

Not even with the front door.

What's it?

Nothing, this boy's gone mad suddenly.

Yes, I've gone mad. I want home.

What is it?

Sorry, Sir.

Don't block my way, please.

Excuse me, please.

Excuse me, I want to go.

Are you alright?

I'm sick, I want to go home.

Please let me go! Thank you.

You're not feeling well.

Yes.

Come with me.

Let's see if you've got a fever.

No.

Yes.