Its Presence Between Us

You call that dancing?

Yes. - Brenny, you call

that dancing?

Yes, I call that dancing.

Oof! - Don't oof me.

That's not dancing.

That's like the stiff nod

that a reincarnated corpse would give to a necromancer

to let him know his ritual worked.

- That is so oddly specific, what the hell?

What happened to you?

Guy can't even pulsate his hips anymore.

- Please do not talk about my hips.

- You know, she told me you didn't even dance

at her aunt's wedding last month.

- Please do not talk about my hips

with my girlfriend.

- We talk, you can't stop us from talking.

What did she tell you?

- Just drinks more, that's your problem.

- What did she say? - You been sipping that IPA

all night, it's time to graduate.

Carmen. - Moons shining then.

Carmen, seriously, what did she say?

What do you think she said?

Why she won't let me stay the night.

What? - What? Nothing, no.

You don't stay the night with her?

No, I didn't say that.

That's exactly what you said.

Well, you baited me into that, so...

I didn't bait you into anything, you..

You haven't...

Okay, maybe she would let you stay the night

if you actually danced with her

instead of moving like a reincarnated corpse.

Okay. - All right, come here, just-

No. - Liven that corpse up,

it's getting a new lease... I don't wann

On life. - Liven up the corpse up.

I just wanna stick with beer, that's disgusting.

Grow hair on your chest. - Oh my God.

Seriously, I don't wanna get too fucked

These are all your friends,

they've all seen you fucked up before.

No, not...

Like, I don't...

I don't wanna get too rowdy and not be there for her.

- First of all, you couldn't be rowdy if you tried.

And second of all, you're currently being there for her.

No,

I don't know where this night will end.

So I...

I don't wanna get too fucked up.

Oh.

So whiskey dick? - Carmen!

Things that are off limits for us to talk about.

My pulsating hips, - - No.

The hair on my chest. - Absolutely not

And my dick.

Okay, I concede that one.

Excqueeze me.

Sorry.

Sorry, I don't want to break up family bonding time.

Hey, Carmen.

Hello Martin.

You look nice.

You look drunk.

No, it's 'cause there's a party.

Martin, there's like five people here.

Carmen, I tried to get more.

Yeah, and so what?

It's a party!

Okay, Martin, not on me. - Come on.

Please, don't. - Okay, wait, wait.

Do I look good?

Yeah, you...

You look great bud.

Freaking gay.

Okay. - Got him.

Pardon me?

There's not a lot of girls here.

You mean there's no drunk girls here?

That's not what I meant.

Mm, it's what you implied.

- Okay, goodbye Martin, you guys have had enough.

We'll see ya, let's go, God bless.

Stop kissing at my sister, thank you.

Inviting him to a celebration

for your girlfriend was a bold move.

- Yeah, inviting him to any opposite sex celebration

is a bold move.

Okay, can I just say one more thing?

She did tell me that she loves you.

Now go loosen up.

Mm-mm. - Go dance.

No, I'll stay. - Go unlock that Brando

from science camp.

Don't.

They're even more crazy than you so,

go . - Oh my...

Carmen, come on. - All right,

well, if we Irish goodbye,

we'll see you Wednesday, yeah.

Yeah. - Now go, come on.

It's easy, you've done it before.

You just go.

Just like that.

Very good.

Who's Sheldon Brie?

It's Brie.

Is this Brie's house?

No, it's mine.

Jesus, sweetheart,

the management is Sheldon Brie.

Oh,

and you work for them?

- I don't work for them, they represent me now.

- And they represent you now for this, right?

Yeah, see?

Now we're all on the same page.

All right,

Bennett just came to drink.

Heather. - And dance.

With Jean.

I was getting down and dirty earlier on the dance floor

with the woman of the hour.

You missed it.

Mm, what a shame.

- Time to say our goodbyes, I've got our purses.

What? What? What? What?

Martin just opened another drink

so time to bid ado. - Wow.

He's a where's my hug goodbye at kind of guy.

Oh wow, that checks out.

Congratulations, love.

We'll see you Wednesday.

Oh, and the cabin.

Yes. - My dad just needs

to make sure that the furnace is fixed.

No, no, he's always tinkering.

So, I'll just text you the cabin information manana.

But babe, me, you, outta here-

Oh, okay, yep. - Before Martin shows u

Okay, yep.

I'll take that. - Congrats again thoug

Aw.

Brenny's gonna love it, all the best.

Thank you so much.

You are the best.

Goodnight.

Goodnight. - Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Okay, purse.

Ooh, it's hold out here.

What's the deal with this one?

What? What are talking about?

It's different.

Oh,

well, it's not that different.

Mm, there's more going on.

It's more exciting.

Well, more going on

doesn't necessarily mean more exciting.

- Oh, I think it's got a clearer picture in it's dirtiness.

Well, it's all me,

so...

Well,

yeah, whose else would it be?

I'm gonna...

I'm gonna go get another drink.

Yep, yep. - Yeah, mm-hmm.

Question, is it a massive turn on

that your boyfriend still hangs out

with all his high school buddies?

There is nothing sexier to me

than a super senior. - Mm,

figured as much. - Especially one

of nine years.

I mean, that's so sexy.

All right, easy now, it's eight.

Come on now.

You know what is super sexy to me thou

Hmm?

- A boyfriend who would do all of this just for me.

You're right, that is sexy. - Mm-hmm.

Okay, it's my turn to ask a question.

Mm.

What were you in Carmen whispering abo

Oh,

corpses resurrected by necromancers.

Naturally. - Yep, mm-hmm.

Care to expand on that or...

No, I don't think so, no.

She did,

tell me something really interesting though.

She did?

And,

I love you.

I can't believe she told you that.