Mumbai's King (Mumbai Cha Raja)

You were the one who hit me there, right?

When?

There. When I was selling balloons. You hit me and ran away, right?

No, I didn't.

I saw you. And your vest was the same.

I was with Salman, buddy. Don't drive me crazy.

It wasn't Salman, it was you.

Had you lent your T-shirt to someone?

-This one? -Yes.

Get lost.

No, it was you.

Where are you going?

Back from selling balloons.

-From where? -There. Where I ran into you.

-How much did you sell the balloons for? -Forty.

Eat this.

-Forty rupees gone. -Forty rupees?

How much did you buy them for?

-How much did you buy them for? -Sixty rupees.

We'll sell them for seven rupees each and keep the commission.

I just took a vada.

-From where? -From the shopkeeper.

Put half in your pocket, come we'll sell balloons

and keep the commission.

If it rains?

Won't you shut it? As though water will go inside.

We'll put it in a bag and hide it.

-Yeah, come. -Okay?

Yes.

It's about the TV.

Yes, come in.

Oh, boy!

This...

I will not be able to fix this.

It's not this one. It's inside. Come. Come on.

All right.

Here you go.

-Can you switch that off? -Sure.

Did you find out what was wrong?

-It's done. -What was it?

A wire was broken. I fixed that, it's done.

One could only see lines on this.

You couldn't see the picture.

It will be fine now. A wire had come out. I have fixed it.

Good.

Look.

Oh, my God!

What is this?

There must be a short circuit.

-It will be okay. Don't worry. -How will it be okay?

It will be. I'll do it.

Do have any idea? My mother-in-law gave it to my wife in the dowry.

Now it will lead to a world war. Get out!

Why do you do it when you don't know how?

Pick up your things and get out.

I'll fix it.

You won't be able to. Pick up your things.

What are you saying? We'll get food and drink at the masjid.

That we'd be able to eat and drink what we want.

Oh, man.

Get up.

Keep standing.

This will look nice.

Balloon?

Here, take the balloon. Take!

No one is buying the balloons.

Aunty, do you want a balloon? No?

-What will you eat? -Food and tea.

We're going to have food on top.

-Did you get hurt? -Let's go.

-We're going to have food. -We're going to have food.

-Will you also eat? -I will also eat.

-Hungry? -Open the latch.

Come.

Yes.

Babu is hungry.

Sit down. Sit, all right?

Sit down!

Yes?

You want to eat papad?

You want to each chocolate? Which one?

-The big one. -Big one?

Which one?

-This small. -This small?

What are you picking up from the garbage?

Keep quiet.

Why are you rooting through the garbage? Can't you find a soft box elsewhere?

-At a shop-- -Quiet.

You, garbage rat, what are you doing? Tell me.

I will use this.

For what? Tell me, garbage rat.

You keep quiet, Hyderabadi.

Why are you calling me Hyderabadi, Are you from Hyderabad, huh?

What are you doing? It'll tear, it's wet at the bottom.

Shut up, buddy.

Now close it.

Are you going to fill it and give it to someone?

As a gift?

Why are you keeping it here? Do you want to hurt someone?

Just come with me and watch the fun.

-Did you get hurt? -Move aside.

-Hey, you. -What is it?

-Come on, give it. -Give what?

-Potato? -Orange, come on.

Orange? Does this look like an orange market?

Just get it, don't play act.

-You have money? -I'll give you a kiss, let's go.

You wait. Wait outside.

Like he's got treasure inside.

Here, take this.

What lousy stuff you're giving! What is this color?

Where did you get it from?

I peed in it. Do you want it?

Yeah, that's why your alcohol looks like donkey pee.

-Take. -Give it back.

There are two. There are two.

Keep it, buddy.

Yapping at me!

Brother, the wheel's spinning.

Shall I knot it? Huh?

Shall I knot it?

Shall I knot it?

You know how?

Don't do it.

It's the season to blow balloons Otherwise it was so different

Sit there.

Turn your head there. I'll kick you so that even your body will not be found.

-Come here. -Yep. Coming.

You're right in front of me. Speak.

You mother...

Arbaaz, how much business did you do?

Sixty rupees.

Then let's go eat something, I'm very hungry.

No, milk, sugar, tea have to be bought for the house. Plus oil and wheat flour.

Why? Oil?

-Yes, oil. -There'll be money left, come.

-Sugar. -Let's eat something.

Won't you keep it at home for the morning?

Not for the morning. I've been out of the house, buddy.

I am helpless, too. I need money for home.

Don't you run a tab with someone?

No one gives. They say balloon sellers don't return the money.

All right. Then what do we do?

-What do we do? -Come, that one.

-Oh, that? -Yeah.

-Come. -Come.

-Come on! -Come, let's go then.

-How much for potatoes? -Twelve rupees per kilogram.

-Onion? -Sixteen rupees for a kilogram.

What else do you want?

Besides potatoes and onions, do you have anything else?

I just asked since you may need something else too.

I also have to buy from other stores.

But you have only potatoes and onions.

I don't have it, I know, brother.

Give a kilogram of each.

Give the money.

-Take the money tomorrow. -What?

Take the money tomorrow.

Now, not tomorrow. Give me the money or move on.

I'll give it tomorrow, buddy.

Who's seen tomorrow. Do you have money today?

If I don't have it today does it mean I won't have it tomorrow?

How do I know I'll see you tomorrow?

-Shall I show you my house? -What?

-Come see where I stay. -No needed. Just get money.

I'll come here and give it to you.

No. If you have it now, we can talk.

I'll give it in some time.

-Then return in some time. -After one hour or so.

And the food will be ready, then I would have done some selling and pay.

Have I taken your contract that you will cook and eat

and I will give you credit?

If I give you the money--

No. Go on. If you have money, get it.

I'll pay you in some time.

I don't have a farm, buddy.

You give it, loaning is bad work.

-Okay, I'll get the money. -Yes, go get it.

There are ants, buddy!

There are ants there, buddy!

Now you search, jerk.

Look for matches. Otherwise I can't roast them.

We forgot to get the matches, buddy.

What is this, you twit?

What is the gang doing?

Salman, you came at just the right time.

-Gimme a match. -But what are you doing?

Roasting potatoes. Gimme a match.

Roasting potatoes. Just one will do for me.

Come on, we'll share.

-It's a blessing. Roast the potatoes... -Light it slowly.

-Light it at the bottom. -I'm lighting it.

-Do it right. -It went out.

-Light the fire properly. -Light one at a time.

First light the paper, buddy.

Yes, light the paper. You do it. Take this.

-Give me. -Give, I'll do it.

Come on.

If it doesn't get lit, I'll beat you a lot.