Resident Alien

PReviously On"Resident Alien"

Jay At The Clinic.

That's Asta's Daughter.

That's A Really Big Secret, And It's Gonna Hurt

A Lot Of People When It Comes Out.

Let Go!

I Thought She'd Be Better Off Without Me,

But What If That's Not True?

Stop! He's Not Worth It.

What If She's Supposed To Be With Me?

I Hear They Found A Body. No, Just A Foot.

There's A Dead Body Out There Somewhere,

And We're Not Gonna Rest Until We Find It.

My Son Max Told Me You're An Alien.

Frankly, He Is Driving Me Crazy.

I Believe You. I've Got A Plan.

Hello?

Check This Out. No!

How Did You Get In Here?

I Have A Key.

I Am Still Your Wife.

Harry Used The Tissue Samples To Track Back The Infection

To The Coating On The Patient's Artificial Aortic Valve.

It Was Amazing Work, Harry. Thank You.

I'm Great With The Heart As Long As It's Not My Own.

Uh, Excuse Me.

Yes, Of Course.

Hi, Can You Help Me? I'm Sorry.

Yes.

What Do You Think This Painting Is Saying?

Um...

I'm Rather Trying Not To Think About It, Actually.

But I'd Say...

Makes Me Feel A Bit Upside Down.

Upside Down.

What's It Make You Feel?

I Don't Know.

But I Love The Mystery. Mm.

Right.

That's Very Interesting.

You Really Ought To Share That Interpretation With The Artist.

Ah.

Oh. That's Me.

Hi, I'm Isabelle.

You're The Artist? I'm The Artist.

But I Thought You Were The Waitress.

I'm Undercover.

I'll Be The Waitress‐‐who Will You Be?

Uh, I Am The Divorced Doctor...

Oh. Who Is Also Undercover.

I'm An Art Aficionado.

Ah.

As An Art Aficionado, What Do You Say About This?

I Love This Painting.

Thank You.

I'm Harry Vanderspeigle.

You're Harry Vander‐‐ What's It?

Speigle, Yes. Yes.speigle.

Mm. Unfortunately, Some Bastard Has Outbid You.

A Bastard Outbid Me?

Indeed. Bastard.

Got To Fix That.

Hold On.

$10,000.

I Mean, It's For A Good Cause.

Right.

Indeed.

I'm Not Letting This Get Away.

I Want To Solve This Mystery.

Humans Have A Strange Practice

They Call"the Art Of Bullshitting,"

And That Little Bastard Max Is Michelangelo.

I Hate That Kid.

You Want To Pretend To Be My Friend

To Steal My Keys And Break Into My Cabin?

Fine With Me.

Nice Knowing You, Friend.

What?

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello? H‐‐

Max!

Oh, Thank God,you Were In Here.

You Didn't Check The Closet?

For Our Sleeping Son?

No, I Didn't Check The Closet Or The Sock Drawers.

He Camps Out In Here Sometimes.

Oh, You Must Have Fallen Asleep.

Come Here. Yeah.

I Must Have Fallen Asleep.

No!

All Right, Now, I'm Gonna need To Know

The Boy's Blood Type,

And I'm Gonna Need A Hair Sample.

We Gonna Hope For The Best But Be Prepared For The Worst.

Now, Deputy, You Go Up, And You Dust His Room For Prints.

Now, Tell Me,when Was The Last Time

You Saw The Boy Alive?

Well, So, Funny Story About Max.

Um...

He Was In The Closet.

Are You Kidding Me?

Shit, I Scraped Ice Off The Truck For This?

Actually, I Scraped The Ice.

Yeah, We're Really Sorry To Drag You Out Here.

Then I Warmed Up The Car While He Finished His Coffee.

Look, You Might Want To Tie A Rope

Around Your Boy So You Don't Lose Him.

You Know I Caught Him Riding His Bike

Way Out On Route 16 Today?

What? Max, Is That True?

You Know You're Not Allowed

To Ride Your Bike That Far From Home.

You Are Grounded For A Year.

Honey. A Day?

You Can't Ground Me! I Had A Good Reason!

This Should Be Something.

Hey, If My Son Says He Has A Good Reason,

He Had A Good Reason Go Ahead, Max.

Thank You, Mother.

I Had To Break In To Dr. Vanderspeigle's House

While He Was At Work. Wait, What?

Apology Accepted.

What Type Of Criminal Mastermind

Are Y'all Raising In This House, Huh?

I Found Proof That He's An Alien!

Oh, Really? What Kind Of Proof?

Like, Uh, Flying Orbs Or A Loss Of, Uh...

Uh, Time.

He Has Alien Technology In His Basement!

Max, You Have To Stop Lying.

I'm Not Lying! Sahar Was There!

She Saw Everything!

I Don't Remember Seeing Anything.

What?

I Remember Riding Bikes, But...

I Don't Remember Going To The Doctor's Cabin.

I'm Sorry, Max.

[soft Jazz Music Playing On Radio]

You're Still Here.

You Can't Wear That.

That Is A Man's Shirt!

I Flew Across The Country To Talk To You,

And You Left And Drove Away.

Where Did You Go?

To Get Milk.

So Where's The Milk?

I Drank It.

She's Scanning Me.

It's A Good Thing I Didn't Murder Those Kids.

There'd Be Blood All Over My Pants.

And Then I'd Have To Murder Her.

Yes. I Made The Right Choice.

I'm Very Good At This.

What's Different About You?

I Shaved My Mustache.

You Didn't Have A Mustache.

I Grew It, And Then I Shaved It...

Before I Drank The Milk.

Are You High?

Yes.

I Am High On The Skunk's...weed.

I'm Very Cross With You.

You Sound Like James Bond.

Very Cross With You.

I'm Very Cross With You.

I Was Ready To Sign The Divorce Papers,

And Then You Stonewalled The Lawyers For Months.

Phone Calls, Emails, Texts, All Unanswered.

I Don't Know If You Saw Any Of Them.

This Has Been Absolute Emotional Torture.

If You're Ready To Have A Divorce,

Just Sign The Papers!

Thank You.

Um...

Wow, That Was So Easy For You.

There's A Motel At Exit 42.

And There's An Asshole In The Living Room.

I Thought We Could At Least Talk About This Like Humans.

That's Where I Sleep.

Ah. Hmm.

What's Happening Here?

She Agreed To End The Relationship;