90210

Previously on 90210:

This is the place!

- I'm sorry, it's too late. An offer's been made. - I'm buying this house.

- What do you say to an extra half a million dollars? - What?!

Hey, congratulations. You got yourself a deal.

Will you marry me?

No.

This is a private party. No hillbillies allowed.

My new roommate invited me.

Police. Nobody move.

No, you want to hide pot from the cops. You don't want to throw it in the... fire.

Whose narcotics are these?

No, they're not. They're yours.

My senior year in high school. I told Mom a million times how

important that is to me. Maybe she'll let me stay with you.

Pull this crap again, and I will put you on a plane to Switzerland and so fast..

I hate both of you!

Leila! She ran away.

Spent all summer on a fishing boat.

This is the first real money I ever made.

My check... where's my check?

Morning, boss.

Wow.

C.U. really takes the Pledge Week stuff seriously.

Who would volunteer to humiliate themselves like that?

Hey, Naomi Clark, you suck!

Trust me...

swallowing a tank full of goldfish

is much better than being the most hated girl on campus.

You got to admit, you kind of earned it.

I mean, your party got busted by the cops,

the dean banned all student social events for the next month

and the football captain tested positive for pot

because of the contact high he got from your bonfire.

Football season's basically over.

You know what we need to do? Join a sorority.

Yeah, why start college with one ounce of dignity left?

It will be fun. It will position us socially.

I've always wanted to join a sorority.

It's like a sisterhood for life.

Yeah, a sisterhood

with a bunch of people I don't know or care about.

Okay, do you know who the cute frat boys date?

Cute girls who are in sororities.

Do not be such a snob.

I have a feeling I'm really going to regret this, Naomi,

but, fine, which one do we join?

Oh, we're going straight to the top.

Kappa Lambda Eta.

They're known for the hottest girls, wildest parties.

It is the best house on campus, and it is where we belong.

Hey, Dixon. I was going to make pancakes, but you guys

don't have any eggs or milk

or pancake mix.

Seriously, Ade...

I know what you're going to say, but it's no trouble.

Oh, hell no. You better not be whistling "Dixie."

- Hey! - Good morning.

Hey, last night was, uh, was fun.

- Yeah. - But I actually got to head to class.

But, hey, don't feel like you got to rush out of here.

- Really? - Yeah. Yeah, totally.

Uh...

Bye.

- I guess I'm going to go hop in the shower. - Yeah.

Dixon?

Dead man walking.

What the hell happened last night?

You mean before or after

your humiliating proposal to my sister?

That's... after.

I left you drowning your sorrows, at that old beach bar. Why?

Oh, I don't know... I think I bought the place.

- Are you serious? - Yeah.

This is hilarious.

No, this is not hilarious.

We got to find that old man and get my money back.

Dude, as much as I would love to,

I... I can't.

DJ 526 just hooked me up with this big meeting.

Juice Randall.

You don't know who Juice Randall is?

Been on a boat all summer.

Was that boat in a cave, on another planet,

in a black hole somewhere?

Dude, he's only one of the hugest producers on the East Coast.

Look, I got to finish these tracks for Juice,

just to prove that I didn't give up going to college for nothing.

Yeah, you know what, you're right.

That's as important as me losing $25,000!

This money is all I have, man.

I got to get it back, or else I'm going to be

sleeping on your couch for the rest of my life

- and you're never going to get those tracks done. - Okay, all right.

Fine.

We can go get it.

But after that, I have to get this music done.

No more distractions.

- Hey, Liam. - Hey.

Was that real, or am I still drunk?

Hey, Mom, what's up?

Hey, honey, I need to talk to Leila.

Oh, you want to... you want to speak to Leila? Uh...

Well, Mom, uh, the truth is...

Leila is...

in the shower.

- Yeah, I'll tell her you called. - Okay, make sure she calls me.

Okay. I love you, too.

Great. Now I'm lying to my parents.

How am I going to tell them that I lost their daughter?

Technically you didn't lose her. She ran away.

How is that better?

Check this out.

This is Leila's Twitter feed.

She's updated it five times in the last hour

so wherever she is, I think she's probably fine.

Unless, of course, you consider tweeting

"hashtag I heart Bieber" a problem.

No, you're right.

She's probably fine.

She is fine. Trust me.

I used to pull this move on Kelly all the time.

So we're just supposed to go on with our lives?

We're not going to go looking for her?

Um, I'm not going to look for her,

you know, 'cause she's not missing.

So... what are you doing? Where are you going?

Uh, I'm going to go cover for you at the office.

So you can stay here and focus all of your energies

on the rescue effort.

Good luck.

I believe in you.

Look, give him his money back or

we'll tell the cops that you've been serving underage kids.

Oh, okay, take it easy.

He can have his money back.

Really?

Look, I'm not trying to screw anybody.

I'm just kind of surprised.

You were so set on buying this place.

I've seen guys crying in their beer,

but never like that before.

Oh, you were talking about your summer

and going on about some girl...

I think you said her name was Jane.

Jane?

Jane? No, I think you meant Annie.

Dude, how drunk were you last night?

I don't know, man.

You kept saying buying this place would help you move on from your past

and make sure you never went back.

You know, um,

I don't think my friend was in his right mind last night.

So, uh,

you know, just... just give us the money back

and we'll be on our way.

I'll get him his check.

Wait.

Keep the check.

I want the bar.

Uh...

uh, Liam,

one minute you're proposing to Annie,

the next you're buying a bar?

When are you going to tell me what's really going on?

Nothing's going on.

Liam, seriously.

What happened this summer, man?

Summer's over. I'm keeping the bar.

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So as a member of Tau Pi Nu,

you got any advice for a pledge?

Yeah, don't fall asleep.

I made that mistake. My frat brothers

nailed my face with permanent marker.

Lovely.

Here you go. That'll be $6.80.

- Thanks. - Oh, I got it.

Actually, I don't got it.

I forgot my wallet.

Don't worry about it.

Here you go.

Are you sure? I feel like an idiot.

Oh, please.

You're giving me all this vital knowledge.

It's the least I can do.

Okay, in that case, let me tell you how I got revenge

- for that little marker incident. - Oh.

You're here... still.

Hey, what's that smell?

Potpourri.

I bought a few things.

I mean, this place is nice, but it needed a woman's touch.

Don't you think?

No.

I... I mean, I mean...

no, I didn't, until now.

Is Dixon even around?

- I don't... - Dixon, you home?

Navid, hey.