Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves (Ali Baba et les Quarante Voleurs)

Fernandel in Ali Baba and the 40 thieves.

There was once in a small village in the East a good man named Ali Baba...

Ali Baba, from the mosque to the Kashba...

when they see me they shout: "Good day Baba, goodbye Ali".

I never have stress, I let myself be carried away...

And if it turns out that it does not work, then I say "mektoub inchallah".

Good morning Ali.

- Good day Ali. - Good morning Ali.

The most beautiful women in the world! This is Leila.

And among them a real Indian princess.

She was captured 6 months ago by Mongol bandits...

I bought her...

Look at her almond-shaped eyes, cheeks like two peaches, a mouth like a cherry...

- She cost 100 piasters. - Rather expensive this year.

Good day, my son!

Have pity on a poor wretch like me.

I am forced to sell my beloved daughter.

Just look how beautiful she is...

Hello friends!

She is really good, buddy!

Look, these waves hide the perfect beauty of the land!

- You say that, we want to see more. - Of course.

Shame on you!

When you have collected my money, buy with that money one or two women.

Careful, idiot! Buy only the fattest!

- 20 piasters. - No!

- 21. - No.

- 50 piasters. - 50 piasters, who bids more?

51.

- 100. - 100 piasters, who bids more?

- 101. - 101.

150 piasters.

- 150 piasters, who bids more? - Sold!

The money is not mine, take what we agreed on.

- Is there 150 piasters in here? - No more and no less.

Count it if you want.

Are you sad? Are you sad to leave your father?

- My daughter is a virgin. - I hope so.

Here, the rest.

It is not mine. Just take your things.

Come.

Farewell, Papa.

Will you keep blocking this road for long?

I am not self-employed, I work for others.

Bad luck for you, I take my time.

Maybe, I am in a hurry after all!

Did you understand me, bird seller?

- I am leaving, friend. - Ah, you are leaving.

He is so cute.

Look.

- How much do you want for it? - 20 piasters.

20 piasters? Keep them.

We are going, I said "we are going".

- 15 piasters. - Goodbye, friend!

Look, I live here.

I expected something else!

Music...

She is stupid.

- I said a fat one. - She may not be fat but she is beautiful.

- How much did you pay for her? - 150 piasters.

- What? A camel's price? - Yes, but look...

Ali-Baba... Ali-Baba...

- Watch out monseigneur. - What's wrong?

Your life is in danger, give me your hand.

- Feel your forehead. - What's wrong with it?

It is thick and swollen, it will explode.

Stay calm, I come back soon.

Where are you going?

To the herbalist behind your medication.

Mohammed.

Take her to the harem, I will come immediately.

Music!

- Good day, Daouid! - How are you, Ali?

Well, Daouid...

Do you need my services? Who is ill? You or Kassim?

- Le mulet. - Le mulet? What's wrong with him?

He has rabies, give him something so that he can sleep.

- How old is he? - Like Kassim.

He should have been in paradise long ago.

Hurry up a bit, he bites everyone.

- How long must he sleep? - One week.

After one week the mule will be dead.

Do not worry, he looks good... you understand me, right?

Yes, look.

I am preparing your dose...

let me know something.

- With this you can put an elephant to sleep. - Thank you in advance, good man.

Put that on Kassim's account.

- Goodbye, Daouid. - Goodbye, Ali.

Good day.

Enough... everyone out!

Outside, outside.

Where is the new one?

- Do you have the drink? - Yes, here it is.

Drink it.

At once.

- I already feel better. - It will get better and better.

Thank you, friend.

- Is the little one ready? - Yes, master.

I'll teach her a lesson. You are a good servant.

No, no, let me go!

- Come on. - Let me go.

In!

Do not be afraid.

Do not be afraid.

Do not be afraid.

He is asleep. Go back to your room.

Hurry and make absolutely no noise, go on.

Do not worry, he will sleep for a very long time.

What is your name?

- Mourjianne. - Mourjianne.

Very beautiful.

Are you sad?

What should I give you to make you feel better?

Do you want a little kitten?

A puppy?

A parrot? You want a parrot, I will go get one.

I like talking to you, usually it is quite...

tiring to talk to women. But with you it is nice.

- What are you doing in your room? - The master has fallen asleep.

- What do you want? - I want to buy your parrot, stop for a moment.

Come downstairs.

Are you crazy? I will lose my place in the caravan.

I beg you.

- Do you have money? - Yes.

Is this enough?

- Just take the cage, it is hanging back here. - Thanks.

- I have it. - Farewell, my friend.

The thieves are there.

Of the horses.

We take all the horses with us!

Forward march.

Open, sesame.

Of the horses.

Take all the things off the horses, quickly!

Come on, faster! Faster!

Away with those animals, quickly!

All on your horses, quickly!

Close, sesame.

Shut your mouth.

Open, sesame.

Have you gotten out?

How did you do that? Back in your cage.

Come on, in.

I said: "back in" Coco! Are you going in?

If I could catch you.

Coco, where are you? Beautiful bird.

What are you doing there?

- The devil. - No, it is me... Ali-Baba.

- What's the matter? - Bring my breakfast.

No.

No, I resign. I have seen enough of you already.

What?

- Let's talk about that little one for a moment. - Which little one?

The new one. I paid too much for her, I am buying her.

Here, this is your money.

Five, ten, fifteen... so this is 10 piastres.

- Where did you get that money? - Let me go, let me go...

I am a rich man, truly rich.

A thousand times richer than you.

I can buy this house, I can even buy you.

It's a pity that you are such a bad servant.

I can even buy the whole city...

but unfortunately I do not know how much I have.

Farewell, Mr. Kassim.

- Ali, where are you going? - I am leaving.

I no longer work for you.

Bring me that new slave girl, whom I have bought.

Of course, friend.

Drink, food and music. Fetch that new slave girl!

She will dance for my friend Ali-Baba.

Come quickly!

Ali-Baba, I have always considered you as my son...

Is that why I was beaten to death?

Who punishes loves?

- That's right, exactly. - Exactly.

Ali-Baba, my son, let us be friends.

Stop.

- Let's sit down. - That is a good idea.

- Tell me what happened? - Why?

- No, we are going to eat first. - Yes, eat first.

I am starving.

- Where is the little one? - She is there.

Come on, my darling.

Come on, you are no longer his, but mine.

Ask her to dance, I do not dare.

Baby. Dance, little one, dance.

- Just take it off. - Thanks.

It is a pleasure for me to sit together at table.

She is beautiful.

You have done good business.

If I had known it, then I would have asked for more.

- I am willing to give you that. - No, the deal is settled.

Where did you get that money?

I found it...

somewhere where you would never find it.

- A little wine? - No, I only drink water.

- You never drink wine? - No.

- Not even in my cellar? - No, not at all.

It surprises me, but you really need to taste this, because it is...