Slaxx

Thank you for shopping at CCC

and making a better tomorrow today.

Yes. Copy that.

I'm on it.

I think we're out of the W76.

No, not that peach. That's W75.

I said the W76, the pumpkin.

Are you asleep at the wheel over there?

Today's a very special day. It's Aqua 65.

Every aquamarine item, 65% off.

Oh, I just... I just I can't believe I'm here.

This is so exciting.

I've been wanting to work here ever since I turned 16.

How long have you worked here?

Since 1987.

I just think what Harold Landsgrove is doing

is so great.

Like, he's my humanitarian hero.

Have you ever met him?

Only in my dreams?

Shruti?

Rule number 175.

It's Diwali, Craig.

Listening to music is part of my cultural heritage.

I thought the CCC promoted

cultural diversity and inclusion.

Well, I'm sorry, Truthy.

I don't want to step out of my cultural zone

and on to yours, but pretty sure Diwali is in November.

You're right.

What can I do you for?

- New hire. - Hi, there.

Hi. And you are?

Libby. Libby.

Libby, you are here for the new collection turn around.

Yeah.

This is such an important night for us.

Yeah, it's... it's a huge honor for me to be here.

So...

gonna have you fill out all your information

and have you set up to work on the floor tonight.

Okay.

So you're going to go back on the floor.

You're gonna ask for Hunter.

She's gonna explain about the clothes.

Hunter. Right. Got it. Thank you.

No, Libby, thank you for joining the CCC family

and making a better tomorrow...

...today. Today.

Okay. See you out there.

Okay. Okay.

Hi, sorry, uh, I'm looking for Hunter attitude.

I'm on it. I'm on it, Hunter. I'm there in like T-minus 5.

Hi. Hi. I'm looking for Hunter. Could you, um... excuse me.

Hi, guys. Welcome today. We're at hash tag #yoga,

a store I'm like totally in love with.

Spandex. Spandex everywhere!

How can I resist?

Namaste.

Good boy.

Break room, five minutes

Hi. Um, Craig told me to see you about the clothes.

Oh, Jesus. I don't have time for this

My ecosystem's a complete mess.

Go see Lord. Lord.

I'm sending you the new hire

And I have time for this because?

Because I say so.

Hi.

The CCC contractually requires all employees to wear

CCC apparel at all times both on and off the floor.

I'm wearing some right now.

Oh, those aren't from the season.

I just bought them.

When? Last month.

Last month was three seasons ago.

You need to be in season.

Every time the season changes, your wardrobe follows.

Right.

So get to it.

We need you back on the floor at 9:00 p.m. sharp.

Harold's on his way to address the germs.

Harold Landgrove's coming here?

So that'll be $175.52.

I'm a new employee here,

so I get a discount, right?

Technically...

you don't start till 12:01 so, uh...

you're not an employee till tomorrow.

Oh, okay. I'll, uh, get the discount next time I guess.

Thank you for shopping at CCC

and making a better tomorrow today.

Dead valued customers, the CCC will be closing

in 15 minutes.

Please proceed to the cash at your earliest convenience.

And thank you for making a better tomorrow today.

Belong, believe, be love, become you!

You're gonna be the best regional manager

this company has ever seen.

You are gonna take Q2 into these stratosphere.

Ah!

Take that, Barb Lubotski.

I can't believe I agreed to pull a turn around shift.

WTF was I thinking?

Holy shit, girl, those are triple locked away in Fort Knox.

How the hell did you get ...Magic.

Ate half an apple at lunch,

which I know is more than 20 calories.

But these are literally going to save my ass.

And what the stopping me from reporting you

to the Robot King?

Uh, because I would not hesitate to report you

to the Robot King about your little indiscretions

in the back store with that muy caliente jail bait.

Mm! Mmm.

If Robot King catched you, know that I have no part in this.

Small price to pay for an awesome ass.

Come on, we're going to be late.

Okay, everybody,

Harold Landsgrove is almost here, and let's not forget

why we are here, which to unveil the new CCC collection.

So I want you to give him a warm CCC welcome.

Be to be. Be to be. Be to be.

You are an integral Adam in the CCC galaxy.

You Soldier and in its army of success.

Be to be. Be to be.

WTF?

Aunt Flow's come to visit.

A week early, that bitch.

Plug it up, girl. Plug it up.

Craig to Jemma.

- Jemma to Craig. - Are you wearing

what I think you're wearing?

Jemma, where the... where are you going?

Unless you want me to bleed all over the floor,

I've got to go plug my hole right now.

Is that okay?

I register your feminine issues, and I respect them.

Just make sure you're back on the floor

in time for Harold's presentation.

All hands on deck, okay?

What's that? I can't hear you.

Yeah, there's static on the line.

I'm losing you, Craig.

Jemma!

Jemma, I'm pretty sure I made myself clear that no one

is to have eyes on those jeans until tomorrow morning.

You would get us all in a lot of trouble here.

Jemma?

Hello, my CCC family!

How are y'all doing tonight?

Be to be.

- Be to be. - To be.

Belong.

Belong!

Believe.

Believe!

Be love.

Be love.

Become!

Become!

All right, you guys!

Tonight is a landmark night,

and you, all you very special people,

are here witnessing history.

What the fuck?

There's been a lot of talk about this item.

A lot of people have been very keen to get their eyes on it.

That's why we've been keeping it under wraps

until now.

We hired the top thread count consultants,

the best stitching specialists,

the cotton masters from across the planet

to bring you the latest in our denim revolution,

the Super Shapers!

Whoo!

Jeans that automatically adapt to your body size.

The first ever gender-inclusive jeans!

One shape for all!

One shape for all!

One shape for all!

One shape for all!

Made from an exclusive cotton strand

found only on the rich plains of the Indian subcontinent,

this revolutionary fabric is thermally activated

to mold to your unique body shape.

Five pounds underweight or five pounds overweight,

they'll make you look great.

All done in accord with are ethically sourced

fair trade organic

and economically sanctioned partners.

Making a better tomorrow today.

Starting tomorrow at 8:00 a.m., our Super Shapers will be

available exclusively here!

Yeah!

But we're not done.

We have exclusive exciting news for all of you.

Peyton Jules is gonna be here tonight...

...for an exclusive

sneak preview of the new collection.