Waterloo Bridge

[ORCHESTRA PLAYING "ROUND LONDON TOWN"]

Yay!

Yay!

Yay!

Yay!

Good luck, girls. See you next week.

[BAND PLAYING "GOD SAVE THE KING"]

Hey, you up there.

Drop that board, will ya?

No double time. Don't go to sleep.

Hurry up. Take it over there.

Mind your heads, everybody.

Goodbye. Bye.

Hey, bye. Goodbye.

Goodbye, Myra. Take care of yourself,

and good luck. Thank you.

I'll get a job soon.

Cheerio.

Hey, get up there.

Have you got a job yet, Joey?

Oh, no, I'm supposed--

[GIRL HUMMING "ROUND LONDON TOWN"]

Oh, shut up.

Celie, throw us a bit of soap.

Darling, you swine, you've got my pants on.

I have not. These are new ones tonight.

Oh, Myra? Huh?

Here's a parcel for you. Oh, yes.

Dick left it.

Oh, Myra, what did you get?

Myra.

Look. Is it real?

Oh, it's just what I wanted.

How did he know what you wanted?

I don't know. Maybe I mentioned it, huh?

Hello, darling, how are you?

Oh, just fine. Sorry I kept you waiting.

You cost me a pretty penny already.

You know, I only bought this car for an hour.

That's nothing to what I will cost you.

Mind the steps.

This show's closing.

Hear a clip before the bar's gone.

Very good, sir.

Come along now, your highness.

Looks like another full house tonight.

Yeah, what a sap I was to go into The Bing Boys.

I had a chance to go in Chu Chin Chow.

If I'd have taken it, I'd still be a chorus girl.

Now look at me. Out of work two years.

Oh, come on, there's nothing around here for us.

I don't know, I think one place is as good as another.

If you're luck's in, it's in.

Here, now watch me.

Hello, Harold.

Funny, I-- I thought I knew that chap.

Yeah.

Gee.

Lovely night, huh?

Lovely night for what, air raids?

Those fellas up there give me the willies.

Oh, they're men, aren't they?

I'd rather they throw bombs on me,

than take no notice of me at all.

I expect to do that just to please you, dearie.

Come on, I'll show you my lucky window.

Here you are, now. You just watch this.

See? What did I tell you?

Doing well, aren't we?

What time is it?

About 11.

I'm going down to Waterloo Bridge.

Might have some friends coming in on leave

from Waterloo Station.

Well, I'll go down to Trafalgar Square.

Might be some friends of mine coming in from Downing Street.

So long.

Cheerio.

Cab, lady?

Not yet.

Get, boy.

Take cover! Take cover!

Look out! Hurry! Come on!

Let's get under cover!

Now look at that.

Rot them zeppelins.

Ee-yah!

What's the matter?

Who wants to know?

Come out from under there. There's a raid on.

What are you looking for? What am I looking for?

What do you think I'm looking for?

My potatoes, of course.

But don't you know there's an air raid on?

I don't care if there is.

Listen. Zeppelins.

Do you hear that? Zeppelins right over your head.

Zeppelins, be blowed. I want my potatoes.

Ah, what's the odd?

Hey, what the heck do you think you're doing?

Can't you see? We're looking for potatoes.

Did anybody mention there's a raid on?

Yeah. I read it in the papers. We're taking shelter.

Oxygen shelter, huh?

Yeah. The old dame dropped her potatoes,

and she wouldn't take cover until we picked them up.

Here. Let me help.

Put that light out, you fool. You want to be kissed by a bomb?

Come on, hey there. Come on, move on.

Gee, I thought that officer was gonna arrest you

for lighting that match. He didn't see. Come on.

We got 'em all now.

Where's my cabbage?

Here you are.

Let's get in the shelter.

Confound it, the impertinence, I called it.

Over here, with their tomfool airships

and midnight already.

Airships, indeed. At this time of night.

The government oughtn't to allow it.

If Mr. Gladstone was alive,

it would be a very different cup of tea.

Where are my potatoes? Here they are.

Oh, thank you, sir.

That's a nice little fur, dearie.

I had one like that when I was a girl.

But the moths got it.

Oh, drat it. There go me potatoes again.

Over here.

Dear me. Well, I'm off.

I can't hang around here wasting me time.

Oh, no, you don't. You're gonna stay here.

You can't go until the raid's over.

I'll tell you, I don't owe to the raids.

And if you wants to know between you and me,

I don't even owe to the war.

The Kaiser ain't done me no harm,

and I ain't done him no harm.

Oh, dear I-- No, no, that wasn't one.

What do you mean that ain't one?

What do you think I am, deaf?

This your first air raid?

Oh, golly, no. I've been in five or six.

Say, you are an American?

Say, are you a mind reader?

Yeah. Hey, listen, I'm an American too.

Just one of the boys that couldn't wait, huh?

Oh, I don't know about that.

Found myself one morning with nothing to do,

so I thought I'd come to France.

What for?

Fun.

Was it? No.

All clear!

Come along.

Here you are, mother. Now you can go off home.

Thank you for nothing. Good night.

Don't bother, I'll get it. Do when I do get home.

Me old man is that jealous, you wouldn't believe.

Well, if they have anymore of this nonsense,

I'll write to The Times about this.

Toodle-oo and God bless you.

Good night. Bye.

Well, that's that. Thanks.

Where were you going when it started?

Where do you think, Buckingham Palace?

Can I give you a lift?

Your Rolls is around the corner, huh?

No, we'll get a taxi. What address?

14 Lyle Street.

Taxi!

Well...

bye.

Don't you wanna come up for a minute?

Why, sure, that'd be swell.

I haven't got a thing to drink.

Oh. Ha, ha. That doesn't matter.

Here.

Oh, thank you, sir.

Here we are.