This Is Us

Previously on This Is Us...

Allegheny College has a weekend QB camp

for seventh and eighth graders right up in Meadville.

Kev would be a great fit.

I don't care what Coach says.

- I'm gonna quit. - You're the quarterback.

You made a commitment to that team.

You don't just quit

the second something starts to feel tough.

He's a child playing a game.

It's supposed to be fun.

You can be really easy on him,

and it's made him soft.

And why'd they call me?

To be honest, I have no idea.

- "To be honest"? - Can I get that last line?

You know, I just, if you want to give me a specific detail...

Stay in the scene.

I'm trying to stay in the scene, but you keep...

- interrupting me. - Believe me, Kevin,

- I wish I didn't have to interrupt. - They're moving

the filming of the movie to Vancouver.

Okay, four weeks away puts you back here...

a solid five weeks before the babies are due.

You have worked so hard on this movie.

This can't all be for nothing.

I think you should use this time away

to figure out how these babies and I

are actually gonna fit in your life.

Jack?

Come on, let's go.

You don't want to be late for your championship game.

Whole team's counting on that arm of yours.

Please, please, please.

Go right, split,

8-9-7 F-motion right, option zone.

26 off tackle...

Hey, kiddo.

You all set for this weekend?

Yeah. Just finished packing.

Okay. I'm gonna change, and then we'll hit the road.

We should get to the hotel about 7:00.

Make sure you get...

plenty of rest before quarterback camp.

Cool. I'm ready whenever.

All right. Hey, you know, they're...

they're saying that there's gonna be two QBs

from Penn State there.

You do good this weekend,

word is gonna spread quick that you're the next Terry Bradshaw.

Mm-hmm.

Can't wait.

Yeah.

Objection! All due respect, Your Honor,

this is a man here who knowingly misrepresented the evidence.

That's good.

All due respect, Your Honor, we're dealing with a man...

Your Honor... No.

- Judge... - Judge...

Judge, Your Honor, all due respect,

this is a man who knowingly misrepresented the evidence.

I object. And furthermore...

...furthermore...

Yeah.

Uh...

Oh, hey.

Hey. Thank you

for the edible arrangement.

It is... elaborate, Kev.

- And kind of romantic. - Was it?

Oh, see? I told them to take it easy

on the chocolate-covered strawberries.

I just, I wasn't sure what the appropriate gift would for...

when the birth mother of your twin sister's baby

is being induced.

Uh, it's actually a Tesla.

Well, okay, they were all out of chocolate-covered Teslas.

All right? So... so how are, uh, how are you two doing?

What's going on? Are you guys excited?

Yeah.

Yeah. We're just waiting for Jack's sitter to get here,

and then, um, we're gonna head down to San Pedro

and meet Ellie at the hospital, so...

How's Vancouver? How's the movie?

Movie is going great. Actually, tonight is

my big courtroom scene... you know, the one

where I cross-examine De Niro?

That sounds terrifying.

Yeah, yeah, it's my big "did you order the Code Red" moment.

Every time I think about it, I pee a little.

Ew, that's gross.

Okay, so you are back next week?

Mm-hmm, yep. Thank God, back next week,

and I swear I'm not leaving the house for, like, a month.

All I'm gonna do is stare at Madison's belly

and just wait for the twins to make their big debut.

Oh...

Oh, hey, um, Jack's, uh, sitter is here, so I gotta go.

Okay. Well, uh, listen, keep me posted and, uh

tell the birth mother I said "happy pushing."

Uh, not gonna do that.

But, hey, will you tell De Niro

that I loved him in Meet the Fockers.

Not gonna do that.

Okay, fine. I love you.

I love you, too. Bye.

Whew.

- What's up, man? - Hey.

De Niro's still in hair and makeup,

but I figured you'd want to be on set when he got there.

Yeah, good call. Not a man you want to keep waiting, right?

No.

Hey, honey. Listen, uh, I'm about ready

to start shooting with De Niro. Is there a way I can call you...

Kevin, I think I'm having contractions.

What? No, no, no, we're supposed to have another couple weeks.

It might just be Braxton-Hicks, but, um,

I've had those before, and they don't feel like this.

Um, I called Dr. Alexander,

and she said I should come in right away.

It's good that she's being cautious.

Maybe-maybe it's a false alarm.

Maybe, but, um, I don't think so.

Okay, um, I gotta go. I'll...

I'll call you when I get to the hospital.

Just... pick up if you can.

Yeah, I...

Hey.

Hey, Kevin, uh,

De Niro should be here in, like, five,

and then we'll do a rehearsal, all right?

Sounds... sounds good. Listen, I think my fiancée's

in-in labor.

Oh, wow.

That's awesome. Congratulations.

Thank you.

Six weeks early.

And I know with twins it's normal to be early,

but that's, like, three weeks.

This is... six weeks.

Well, look, I'm-I'm sure it'll be fine.

You know, my brother, uh, he had his son super early,

and the kid just graduated valedictorian,

so...

Cool.

She, you know, she's, uh... She seemed pretty scared.

And she's alone.

I think I should go to her.

Okay. Okay, look, uh,

I'll try and move quickly here.

We could probably get this in six or seven hours,

and then, uh, I'll talk to Steve.

Uh, and we can push all the pick-up days

so we can get you out of here first thing tomorrow. Okay?

- How does that sound? - I don't think that's gonna work.

What are you saying, Kevin?

- De Niro is walking. Here in two. - Thank you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Foster.

Tell him I said I am very sorry, but I gotta go.

W...

How you feeling? Ready to pitch a no-hitter?

Yeah, Dad. Feeling good.

Come on, get in.

Gonna be some adventure.

Ready?

- Hey. - Hey, how we doing?

On my way to the hospital.

I really don't think these are fake contractions.

Okay, listen. Uh, I'm coming.

Okay? I'm coming, I'm leaving right now.

- You are? - Yeah. Just hang in there, all right?

I promise, I will...

I will get to you, all right?

Always exciting seeing a game end

in a walk-off home run.

Just not when your kid's the pitcher.

I only gave up one run.

It's not my fault the guys weren't hitting.

Yeah, that sounds like an excuse to me.

Hey, Dad, maybe we should, uh...

wait around a bit

- before going home. - Why?

I just, um...

What... you-you think I can't drive?

No. I just...

Fine.

You drive, hotshot.

First time for everything.

Did I ever tell you I played Little League

when I was a kid?

Yeah. I was a pretty good pitcher.

Had all these dreams about being the next Bob Friend.

Who?

You don't know who Bob Fr...?

I guess it was a little ahead of your time.

So, Bob Friend was a four-time all-star.

Helped the Pirates win the 1960 World Series.

1960? How old are you?

Ha, ha, ha.