Sweet 20

Nganjuk, 17 November 2017 Presented by: Ojak AKA '' Pendi Irawan" arek Nganjuk

I just finished warming this Mother.

Let me, I know more about cooking than you.

Wow there's so much food.

Grandma, why hasn't the rice been cut?

Don't! / Just a little, Mother.

Here eat this. / Grandma's so nice.

Mother! / What is wrong?

Do I really have to wear this because it's lebaran?

Luna, you have to wear proper clothes. Don't always show your armpits.

Who's showing their armpits?

Why is everyone still here? We're supposed to ask forgiveness first.

Let's go.

Mother, please forgive me for my mistakes.

Your mistakes? You're the nicest and smartest child anyone could ask for.

And you love your mother so much.

You don't trouble me at all.

You're my daughter-in-law, of course I forgive you.

Okay that's enough, you're going to get snot on my clothes.

I've been forgiving you from before lebaran and I'm getting tired of it.

Oh Grandma.

My beloved grandson.

Grandma please forgive me?

You're a good grandson and you always listen.

Wait for it.

Okay.

Okay smile.

It's taking so long.

Wait, wait. / Enough already, let's just eat.

Is it all set?

Let's go.

My teeth are drying up from all this smiling. / Soon soon.

The food's going to be spoiled by the time we're done.

I used to want to die before 30.

Because I thought why should I live? Old, ugly, and no use.

Rythm, rythm.

But after I had a child I changed my mind.

And my husband died in an accident a year after we were married.

I already told you that people with three hair whorls die young.

But he was the most handsome guy around.

There's was another handsome guy right? But he blinded your eyes.

Remember how old you are Hamzah, don't think you're like Aliando.

Who's Aliando?

Finished.

So, why haven't I seen Mona around in so long?

Her son the bank director sent her to a retirement home.

Thrown away just like that, so sad right?

That's why you shouldn't raise a bank director, better to be like Adit.

A professor, respected, and loves his mother.

Adit, Adit you talk about him every day.

My ears are curling listening to you.

You want me to really curl your ears?

Hamski, look at this new picture I took for my passport.

Hey his name is Hamzah.

If his name was Hamster then you could call him Hamski, Hamski.

Pretty right?

Before I had it taken I went to a salon.

Hey beautiful, which dog salon did you go to?

Hey beautiful, which dog salon did you go to?

So jealous.

My handsome son that lives in America.

He asked me to stay with him there, to travel for vacation.

Good and you shouldn't ever come back here.

Jealous right? Can Adit really not afford to take his mother on a picnic?

Oh poor thing poor thing. / You can insult me.

But don't you dare insult my son.

There's no point fighting an old granny like you.

If I'm old then what are you?

Your armpits are like jowls and you still feel like you're Nikita Willy.

And you? Your bones are full of holes but you still act like a thug.

You want to taste these rusty bones?

You'll have to cover your own doctor's bills, here!

Who's scared?

What are you doing?

My eyebrows my eyebrows.

I'll bald your eyebrows so you can see ghosts.

Hamski.

This must be that grannywitch's doing, always making trouble.

I already told you not to go near her all she does is make problems.

This isn't her fault and you shouldn't call her grannywiitch.

Why do you keep defending her whenever she sees you she..

What?

It's clear why you're this old and still unmarried, still hiding under your father's armpits.

Move.

What a bother.

And this already crooked nose is getting worse.

Hey Granny, you should be apologizing not insulting him.

Be quiet you.

Here I brought you some fruit.

Eat and rest okay? I'm going home now.

Fat, Prahara Cinta's about to start.

No thanks, if I stay someone will start barking like a dog.

Fat.

And that's why I don't get married, too scared of having a horrid mother-in-law like her.

How dare you talk like that and all the while facebooking for hours and hours.

Talking with random guys.

You're stalking me on facebook aren't you?

Fat , Fat, Fat. / Where are you going?

Fat, Fatma.

Dad!

What were you doing earlier trying to stop the fight.

You want to look the hero in front of Rahayu?

You like her don't you?

Enough already why are you so talkative.

Adit wait. / Yes Mother?

Here, I made you lunch.

Thank you Mother. / Yes.

Goodbye Mother. / Yes.

Be careful on the road mister professor.

Yes Mom. / Be careful.

And you, your husband works hard every day what's so hard about making him lunch.

How many times have I told you, use brown sugar instead of white sugar so it tastes better.

Put in the vegetable then the brown sugar, a pinch of salt then cook until it's done.

Here just let me do it.

If you can't cook well then the food you make will lack nutrition.

Look at you, sick all the time.

You're losing to someone my age.

Where are you going, Juna?

I'm heading to band practice for an audition.

You already promised me that the band would just be a hobby.

Look at Luna, studying so hard and still hasn't found a job.

What are you saying about me?

What do you mean she's studying to death? She's watching Youtube till early morning.

Hey Juna you want to start something? Have you ever choked on a sandal?

And have you ever had a sandal for breakfast?

A young lady waking up this late.

Mom I want to live from my music, Mom and make money from it.

Don't you see the sacrifices I've made to get you through school?

What's all this?

Counting the sacrifices a mother has made for her son is wrong.

And all you're doing is receiving money from your husband,

and taking care of the kids right?

For lunch.

Eat a proper lunch you're getting skinny, okay.

Okay Grandma thank you I will.

If my voice is so bad.

Why don't I ever get money from Grandma.

Mother, when it comes to the kids won't you let me take care of things?

When I was young I raised my child alone without anything or anyone from poverty.

But I proved myself by raising their father to be a successful person.

So when it comes to raising children I'm smarter than you.

Just accept it, just accept it.

Just...

Stop everyone, stop.

Water, water, water, water!

Here's the deal Pev, you're in our band so better you commit first.

We can't go on like this, your singing was terrible.

Your playing was the problem.

My grandma's voice is way better than yours just now.

Oh yeah?

So why doesn't your grandma sing for the band then.

So unfair, why did you beg me to be your vocalist?

Your song is terrible.

What did you say?

Can you even write a song? What?

Shut up, we're practicing here for free because Pevita's family owns the studio, so apologize.

Wait Pev wait.

I'm quiting this shitty immature band, you shut up.

Granny I told you over and over there is no discount on this model.

How about a little cheaper, How can there be no discount for the elderly?

And how much longer could I even wear these shoes.

Wear it for a day or a week the price doesn't change.

You're praying for me to die tomorrow aren't you?

Here, I'm going to check around and come back.

You've been and gone three times already.

You can come back a hundred times and the price of these shoes still won't change.

Juna.

Salmah.

Sal!

Salmah!

SALMAH!

Sal!

Don't worry we're all here for you.

Do you want to drink?

What are you saying?

Here, here let me.

Salmah, Grandma is here.

What do you need?

Mother. / Yes.

Salmah wants you to leave.

Nganjuk, 17 November 2017 Presented by: Ojak AKA '' Pendi Irawan" arek Nganjuk

Dad you need to think about Mom, Mom's sick because of Grandma.

Hey can you not jump to conclusions.

This is the reality.

Dad you have to decide.

I don't want to lose Mom.

What do you mean?

You want to throw her into a retirement home? Of course I won't agree to that.

Retirement homes are just like here.

Dad so many homes are nice even like five star hotels.

Grandma will love it there.

Don't listen to her Dad, I'm sure when you get old she'll throw you into a home too. Would you like that?

Shut up loser.

You shut up. / No you.

Enough, enough.

Mother, mother?

Mother?

It will be better for everyone, if I move there.

I'm getting so old anyway.

I don't want my old age...