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Only solution for diabetes
Control your taste buds
Sonny, is this the Assembly or our Parliament?
Yawning as if you haven't slept for a decade!
My son has a huge problem, doctor
Just tell me the problem
I'll decide if it is serious or small
Go on, tell him
Can't stand it any longer Don't utter a single word
Remove your ID card
And exit right away
'The End' of Mr Yawn, huh?
How weird can they be!
They sacked me because I yawned!
Let's drink coffee
Hello! You and I can never get along
Because I lost my job, huh?
Think what you want
Why this sudden somersault?
I told you, it won't work out
But why?
Because you keep yawning
You can go
What do you mean 'okay'?
You shouldn't follow me hereafter
You shouldn't call me
Even if you see me you shouldn't talk to me
That is the meaning of 'it won't work out'
You already said it You can go
Won't work out it seems
I guessed it when you hogged the pizza all to yourself
You ditched me, right? You can go
All because of this yawn your dignity went for a toss
It is all due to stress
For a few days forget everything
Have a blast with your friends
Definitely, doctor
"She ditched me badly She walked away gladly"
"Blindfolding me on a knife's periphery she twirled me into a life of misery"
"Shock wave in her caress She left me blanked in darkness"
"Gawd! My head's bursting in dizziness"
"Grief chokes my throat, speechless"
"She torpedoed like a tornado into me"
"Thoughts of her made me weep endlessly"
"She blasted her way into my heart explosively"
"Images of her made me lament uncontrollably"
"Arrow struck my heart headily Without her, I'm in pain profusely"
"Why this love symbol of an arrow? Fling aside this crossbow"
"She torpedoed like a tornado into me"
"Thoughts of her made me cry terribly"
"She blasted her way into my heart boldly"
"Memories of her made me lament miserably"
"Love can electrocute So said a scientist, dude"
"But the power went phut I was buried in a blackout"
"Many a girl will be ready to sacrifice her life, buddy"
"But I dug my own grave Fell flat on my face"
"This is the Pakistan border To be nailed is the order"
"I got no warning from her"
"She erected in my eyes my tombstone to my surprise"
"I opened my eyes and God help me I was a corpse taken to the cemetery"
"She drags me, tramples me Buries me with frenzied fury"
"She invaded my soul My heart lost control"
"She made me whine and weep"
"She stabbed my heart real deep"
"Memories of her made me lament in misery"
"She ditched me callously She walked away casually"
"Blindfolding me on a knife's periphery she swirled me into a life of misery"
"God should open His eyes anew He should get a girlfriend too"
"Then he'll know the hell we go through His 'making' will be less faulty, dude"
"She blasted Lambasted"
"She stamped And trampled"
"She ripped apart Soul and heart"
"Pounding heavily she wounded me"
"She torpedoed like a tornado with fury"
"Thoughts of her made me weep dreary"
"She hounded me Mind and body"
"Images of her made me lament uncontrollably"
"Damn her!"
"Bother"
"Royal pain!"
"My love is in vain"
Master, you know what?
What?
Those who puff too many cigarettes won't be able to taste anything it seems
According to researchers
Is that a fact?
Don't believe me?
Look how he is relishing this god-awful tea!
Master, jobless fellows will talk like G.D.Naidu, Edison of India!
Correct, Computer!
First, look into your own self
Then find faults in others
As if your words will earn an advance?
Look! I've got a team leader in place now
How old is she?
I've got the right person for your work
You want the job or not?
Look! That fellow has snatched aunty's bag
Catch him...thief!
Master, the time is ripe for me to become a hero
I'll nab the thief I will hit him-
And catch a place in that girl's heart
Hey!
At least take a look at the girl
Ask her to wait First I'll get her bag
Mojo has got a lottery!
You missed it, Sanjeevi
She must be some two-bit crappy piec-
So-so, huh?
This is a crappy piece?
This is a chocolate piece!
She is as fair as pure milk not diluted with water!
You don't worry, dear
I'll catch the thief and get your bag
Grandpa, it's okay
Grand-
Lech old man
Why is she leaving without her bag?
You're back limping like the old hag in the film Kanchana?
You got her bag?
She left ages ago
Vanished, huh?!
How did she look? Describe her to me
Kind of fair
Fair...wow!
White as flour
Like flour?
Kind of yellowish tinge
Yama's yellow
Lemon yellow?
If you want the exact color kind of...like wheat
This love starved idiot will jump in joy even for the ugliest duckling
Aunty couldn't stand for too long That's why she left
Middle-aged, huh?
Exactly
My hero-fight was all a waste
What are you doing?
You said she's middle aged
Let's split 50-50
Isn't it wrong?
It's wrong even to befriend you
You want or don't want?
Want...want
Then keep quiet
Aunty will have a fat wad of cash insid-
Booze, cigarette, betel nut powder
Yawn away!
She is an 'accused' aunt
Must be a regular booze-pot
Booze-pot
My analysis is...
...this aunt must be guzzling away to glory
…with a 50p pickle dabbed on to her tongue
When the spice hits her she will be dancing on her toes
Then this 'accused' aunty will light a cigarette
On a complete 'high' she'll open the betel nut packet
And empty it all into her mouth
She will chew it to her teeth's content!
She will spit it a mile away
Ugh!
You're walking so piously like you're inside a temple
You are my temple, sir
Will this humility last till the very end?
Will you employ me lifelong?
Why entertain such a doubt?
You were not picked just like that
In your eyes I saw a gleam
Your face is vivacious to the extreme
Your body has a zing and zeal supreme
Whatever I lack...
...you have it all, 101%
I'm sure with your hard work...
...all our projects will take off with flying colo-
What an opening early in the morning!
This is your cabin Take your seat
How can I sit in front of you? It's disrespectful!
Will you be ironing clothes standing and working full time?
Software You need to sit to work
Go to your seat
The air conditioner is turned full blast at me
That's how it will be
Yawning like a cave opening on your 1st day at work
Where is the canteen?
That’s enough
They stick a slice of onion in a bun and make us pay 150 bucks
And they call it burger!
It has been just 1 hour since you joined duty
And you're sitting here hogging
- Come here - What?
Look at that chick over there
She's that booze-pot
That bag with booze
Cigarette
Betel nut powder
All that crap we found inside her bag
Ditto!
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