Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

Get the door, baby.

I'm here, see you soon.

I'm here, see you soon, baby.

Hey, budding, check it out.

No phone book.

Cool.

What's like, call someone.

Taylor Bob.

No.

Matthews.

No, come on budding.

Hey.

That's gonna be cool

Who's this

Okay

That's supposed to be a dream

No, this dude really lives like this

It's like if you were scoring with two chicks at the same time in real life, what would you dream about?

So all I dream about now is scoring

Well, if I was scoring with two chicks at the same time in real life than I mean I would dream about scoring with three chicks

And if I was scoring with three chicks I dream about scoring with some four chicks

Yeah

I just put my face and all their butt cheeks and go

Whoa, her butt looks better in pants than else chicks, but looks naked

Her butt looks better in pants than else chicks, but looks naked

That's a hairy fat

Hello

Oh

Okay, so this time let's play something

Hello

You suck

Hello

Hello

Oh

Yeah

Somebody's gonna die

Coming up, he was built more prisons while butthead reassures our animals

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Hello

Hey, congratulations

You just want yourself a free pizza

Cool

We'll be happy to deliver it right over to your house

What's your address?

You don't know your own address?

Tell you what, do you have any mail around?

Read me the address all for that

Hey, is there any like mail around here?

I'm here, now let's see

Just that stuff we took out a store with mailbox

Okay

Good, now what does it say?

Do work, even fun

Sixty-seven maple tree

Now hurry up and get that pizza over here, I'm hungry

Here for some cookie store

All right thanks mom

Little worm, was it you?

Oh, I didn't do anything

Damn it, what's all the noise in here? I'm on the phone

Oh my god

Damn it, I'm on the phone

Hey, this is between you and Stuart

Get in

Please

You like the way that sounds funny man?

You must be Stuart

Listen, very carefully, funny man

I hate you ever

I'll swear I'll find you wherever you are

And I'll go pee, but just to be sure you don't call me

I'm gonna stick your phone where you'll have an awful hard time dialing it

No, please no

Ahhhhh

You pun, jovy

Yeah, yeah, yeah

He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, you know I'm here

This song, it's kind of I'm here

I'm never buying