Off Season

How do you not know how to open your own door?

Let's go!

We're locked in the house!

OK, this is what we need to do.

Drink the beer and then call the fire department.

Oh my god, this is so funny.

I can't contain myself.

- Oh, fuck! -

Whoa.

- -

Pass me the vegetable oil

when you get a chance please.

- -

I asked you for one thing, one thing.

I wrote it down. I circled it, I texted you,

I needed vegetable oil for this dish.

I'm sorry.

Babe, how do you think I make a quiche? Hmm?

How do you think one makes a quiche?

I need vegetable oil for this.

Huh?

Fine, I guess I'm gonna have to reheat

some of that tuna from the other night.

What?

You can have the tuna baby.

I'm probably gonna have a peanut butter sandwich.

Peanut butter sandwich?

What are you, four?

I'm sorry, baby, I can't do the fucking tuna.

Seared tuna.

Seared tuna.

Babe.

laptop shutting]

Yo.

- -Yo?

Yes, what can I help you with?

No work tonight.

Hey.

I'm sorry.

Maybe we could order a pizza and eat in bed tonight?

Yeah. I don't think so.

Hi, I'd like to place an order for delivery.

Yeah, I'm at 15 Cedar Street, could I...

That's one five, not..

Yeah one five Cedar, C-E-

Yeah, could I get a pizza?

Like half pepperoni

and half tropical sauce?

Yeah, okay, okay.

Uh-huh.

Oh, do you have garlic knots?

Mmm. Thanks.

Yeah.

Yeah. No that's it.

Thank you.

Thank you, you have a nice day too, thank you.

Your scar is almost gone.

It is gone.

I met our new neighbors from across the street today.

Well, the wife, at least.

Yeah, I saw the guy today too,

husband, whatever.

You met him?

No, just for a moment coming home.

Fucking weird kid.

Weird kid?

Yeah, he was just

sitting outside smoking a cigarette

on his front rocking chair.

Doesn't sound too weird to me.

It is literally freezing outside.

I don't know. I don't like him.

Try to keep that to yourself

when we're meeting them for dinner tomorrow night.

I'm sorry?

I met the wife at the store

and we spoke for like a minute or so

and she invited us over.

And you said yes?

She was so friendly, I'm not gonna say no.

Honey, fuck,

I do not wanna get dinner with these fucking kids.

Babe, you have to perk up a little.

No screaming.

Go up, go up.

There's some more space.

Give me a shot.

Give me two seconds, come on.

The elevator's not coming.

Stay here.

No, no, not there.

Here?

Right there.

That's perfect.

You like it?

Very much.

Even better.

Teddy.

Teddy.

Teddy.

Okay.

Teddy.

Hey, Teddy!

-Stop it. - Teddy.

Get up, let's go.

Where the fuck have you been?

I knocked out in the other room.

Where's Grace?

I don't know.

We should probably go find her.

Really?

You're too kind.

What is wrong with you?

Let's go, come on.

You're a disgusting human being.

Where are we going, Luke?

Don't give me that face.

It's entirely too cold.

It's freezing.

Get up, it's freezing.

Why are we running?

I'm not gonna just wander around here with you.

You're a bozo, do you know that?

Let's see if Grace is at Mark's party.

You know how fucking terrible this is gonna be, right?

I don't have a lot of choice, bro.

It's my fucking girlfriend.

Yo, yo, yo.