P.S. Man (偷心大聖 P.S.男)

THE WOMANIZER

The most interesting thing in life is you don't know when things will happen,

who you'll meet and what will happen.

But I'm sure that she is my enemy.

Hey, what're you waiting for? Hurry!

She is my enemy.

But I can't remember who she is.

Have we met before?

Everyone!

Yes!

It's dangerous to climb this tree, you'll get hurt if you fall.

So you should never climb this tree, okay?

Yes!

Good.

SpongeBob!

- What? - Miss.

I appreciate that you're taking this chance to educate them.

But can you let me down first?

Everyone!

Yes!

If we want others to help us, what should we say?

Please!

Good for you all!

All right, miss, please,

can you help me down? Thank you.

If someone asks you to choose between 158 hours of community service

and six months in jail, what would you choose?

It all began a month ago.

I am a famous writer, who writes about relationships.

I like creating stories, I like being free, that's my attitude.

My books are bestsellers.

TV shows featuring me are very popular, I'm also a popular blogger.

I have many fans on Plurk and Facebook.

Do you wanna know my name? My name is Xia Hejie.

I'll let the whole world remember my name.

Wanna know the secret of my success? It's easy, just eight words.

There is no woman you can't conquer.

That's right, there is no woman you can't conquer,

some would buy my books,

some would get in my car, and some...

Would give me their house key.

In other words, once you conquer women, you win half the world.

Your words "conquer women," isn't it a bit too sexist?

Being sexist is to ask women to listen to you,

but "conquer women" is to listen to them.

Listen and understand them, understand and conquer them.

Of course, sometimes I'd be a manly man,

but that's for adding pleasure to love, not for being angry with women.

Well said! Very good! Can I give you a hug?

Hug?

Read more books,

and I'll consider it.

You've read many books, you go.

- I'm sorry. - I'm joking.

I'm here for hugging you.

Excuse me.

- Can I really do it? - Yes.

I'm so embarrassed!

- Is it okay? - Come on, get off him.

- Thank you. - It's my turn now.

We're so happy today to invite the relationship expert

Xia Hejie for our interview, we hope your books sell really well.

Thanks, please support my new book.

Thanks!

Da Mao.

That felt so great.

Hello, Brother Jie, I'm the producer.

Thanks for coming here, thank you!

Let's see how long you will stay popular.

You shouldn't have invited him.

Why'd you just say something behind his back?

Kang, don't bother about him.

Who the hell is he? Why do I need to suffer?

You're my superstar!

TV interview at 3:00, photo shoot at 4:00.

- What do I wear? - The summer suit from Armani.

- They will prepare the suit. - Why not go to Dongni?

- He's working on other case. - Call him.

Tell him that I'm looking for him, what next?

Dinner at 6:00 with Linda, Vivi and Zhenzhen.

Vivi and Zhenzhen are twins.

Go to see the Hermes show at 8:00.

What's going on there?

That's supermodel Amanda, she's here to promote a film.

Top supermodel, that's my type.

Thanks for watching our show, we have supermodel Amanda here today.

She'll share her stories with us.

First, will you say hi to our audience?

Hello, everyone, I'm Amanda. Hello, Brother He.

Amanda, thanks for coming. I believe that everyone thinks

that a supermodel's love story must be very interesting.

But we noticed that since you started working as model,

there is barely any gossip about you.

Everyone is curious, how did you achieve that?

I've been focusing on my work.

I think I'm like everyone else,

just a naive person.

I never thought about being in a relationship.

But I believe, you must be surrounded

by many men who want to be with you.

Have you ever been in love with anyone?

When you're alone, don't you feel lonely?

I'd like to thank the people who care about me,

but for now,

I can only work hard to pay them back.

Boss, we're gonna be late for the interview.

However, this is the path I choose.

If one day, you want to be in a relationship,

can you describe your ideal man to us?

Someone who loves the real me,

not the supermodel Amanda.

Thanks for coming here, I wish you success for your premiere tonight.

- Hope your new film is a big success. - Thanks.

Sorry, we're in a hurry.

Do you prefer to be a model or an actress?

She's doing well, please look forward to the film.

- What's your plan for the future? - Sorry, we're really in a hurry.

You said that you wanted someone who loves the real you,

not the supermodel Amanda.

My interpretation is, you're just selling the supermodel character now,

so what are you like in real life? Would there be a big difference?

Amanda, do you know each other? How?

- Sorry, actually they-- - Don't make up news.

This is the first time we've met,

but I hope we can work together in the future.

Hello, I'm Xia Hejie.

Sorry, Mr. Xia, we need to attend the premiere, we need to go now, sorry.

Thank you, everyone.

Boss.

Excuse me.

Boss.

Were you being refused just now?

Why is there no one to ask me to go to the premiere?

That's Director Wang's film.

Which Director Wang?

The one who accused you for defamation. You said his film is

of profound significance.

His film is of profound significance, it makes people think.

I've been thinking,

how can he make such a shitty film, full of nonsense?

The story is like

- a bad cake, the makeup is like... - Bullshit!

...a moldy bread, the dialog is like a stinky sewer.

The soundtrack is better,

because there is barely any music, or it'd be even worse.

SEWAGE PROCESSING

Xia Hejie!

He had an accident because he's a bad driver, how is it my fault?

Of course.

Of course it's not our fault, it must be him!

Da Mao, what do you think about Amanda?

Very hot, she's the top model.

Boss, the TV station is the other way.

Cancel that show, I'm going to Amanda's premiere.

Amanda? No way, boss.

There are many hot and classy girls at the party. They're of high quality.

- Are you-- - Are they as hot as Amanda?

You can't compare them like this, but isn't it hard to get Amanda?

Amanda is a woman too, there is no woman I can't conquer.

That's not incorrect--

Slow down, boss!

A NEW WORKS UNDER THE CAMERA 2010

AMANDA I LOVE YOU

UNDER THE CAMERA

It's an Audi, did they rent it?

Who are they? Why are they here?

Xia Hejie!

Can I have a quick interview? You're not on the guest list, right?

Of course, because I'm the surprise guest.

- Excuse me, can I ask a question? - Please answer my question!

Excuse me, sir, can I see your invitation card?

Boss, it's fine, I'll handle it.

Mr. Duan, right? Are you okay?

This is my boss, Mr. Xia Hejie, you must've heard of him.

I know.

But my superior said you must have a invitation card to get in.

- Let me explain-- - Sorry.

That's my job, please understand.

Da Mao, I forgot the invitation card.

- Invitation? - Go and get it.

See you soon.

That guard is an idiot. Boss, we don't have any invitation card.

That's not my problem.

If I can't get in, you don't need to come to work tomorrow.

I can sell it for the original price.

Mom, I want to see the cartoon movie, not this.

This film is good.

My kid wants to see the cartoon, sorry.

Miss...

Miss.

Excuse me, are these invitation cards for the premiere?

Yes, if you want, I can sell it to you.

Really? Yes! You're such a good person!

- God bless you, how much? - Thanks.

The same price that's on ticket, 300 will do.

Fine, so two tickets are 600.

Sorry, I can only sell one ticket, I want to go too.

All right, how about I give you 1,000 more,

and you go get another one?

No thanks, the premiere is about to start. Why do you need two for yourself?