Naked Over the Fence (Naakt over de Schutting)

NAKED OVER THE FENCE

Did you finally arrive?

I thought they hijacked you along the way.

I should send you to bed without dinner.

Rick? - I'm waiting for one more from France.

Rick.

I'm still waiting for Scared.

I'll go alone. - Ok.

When he comes, tell him to put his ring in the clock himself.

You can all be such a pain.

Rick, someone's causing trouble. He already put 75 bucks in.

Can you fix it?

That machine must have been rigged.

Guilder.

Don't lean on it so much, loudmouth. Anything else?

Yes, a few slot machines don't make any profit.

Which one? This one?

You'd think there's a hole in it.

You've been telling me Ed's your best friend for weeks.

And now that he makes his comeback, you hang around here.

Ok, what are we waiting for? I'll be back before 12.

If Scared comes in. - Yes, yes.

35,000 points. First ball. Tenner.

Quickly.

Bye.

KARATE CHAMPIONSHIPS all categories

Osu. - Osu.

Chicken with apple juice.

How do you feel? - Not bad.

Does your back still hurt? - Only when I laugh.

You won't feel like laughing at the moment.

It's a full house. They're all here.

There are also some TV guys. It's now or never.

My last chance at a comeback.

Be prepared for his seiken. - I know.

Let's go. - Yes.

Osu. - Osu.

Good luck, buddy.

Hey, that's Lilly. - Lilly who?

Lilly Marischka, that singer from TV. You know.

How do you like her? - Not exactly my type.

I don't like those guys either. They seem to belong somewhere else.

Ladies and gentlemen. The final of All categories.

Ed Swaan, first dan.

Loek Hollander, second dan.

Why don't they really hit each other?

Because they'd be dead.

I thought that's what they were here for.

That was a seiken chudan tsuki. He's half a point behind.

Is that all? - You only need one point.

Equal. With a mae geri.

He wins. - How do you know?

That was a mawashi geri.

A mawashi what? - A mawashi geri.

Signature.

My treat. Champagne or a beer at home?

I have a date.

Hello, darling. Congratulations.

This is Lilly Marischka. But you already knew that.

Floor van de Terpe, my TV director.

Haaks and Lode Zaayer, the well- known journalist.

Ah, you write in... - Indeed, I do.

Rick Lemming and Penny van der Laan.

Shall we? - Shall we go home too then?

Ed, have fun. I'll see you.

Take care, Rick. Pen, see you tomorrow.

Osu. - Osu.

She's got him wrapped around her finger.

Better him than me. With her southern accent.

Did Scared come in? - No, not yet.

The French must have made pâté of him.

Did Ed win? - Yes, with a nasi goreng.

One of the best mawashi geri's I've ever seen.

Isn't that what I said?

Hold this. Look.

But aimed at his head.

How did it go tonight?

Pretty slow. - Yes, it's been better.

About that slot machine again. - I'll go upstairs.

Deal with it yourself. - Alright.

It's not your woman. Take it easy.

Besides, we're closing.

He'd be humping that thing all night. - Healthy sport, pinball.

I've thought about expanding.

A nice gambling hall maybe. Pinball machines would be a good cover.

I guess I'd lose my room. - Are you crazy?

A school teacher is an even better cover.

I'll follow you up. - To your pigeons, I bet.

I'll check if Scared came in.

Don't forget to tell him we had a good night.

Can I point out that you owe me two months of rent?

Guys, stay on the footpath.

I'll be right back.

How do you like her? Isn't she beautiful?

And very sweet.

Are you talking about me? - Lilly.

Lilly Marischka. - Oh, her.

What's wrong with you? You'd think I was the teacher.

Did you have a rough night? - You bet.

Lilly's pretty up herself. - Not at all.

Where did you get that idea? - You're in love, aren't you?

How did you meet her?

Can you keep a secret?

Don't tell anyone. Not Rick either.

Lilly's making a movie. With the people she was with.

I met her when they asked me for the movie.

Great, a karate film?

No, a sort of art film.

You don't have to be nude, do you?

Are you crazy?

I just have to show my muscles.

They're TV people. Floor van de Terpe directs it.

And Lode Zaayer, from the newspaper, wrote it.

They're shooting it in the studio behind here.

He's been my back neighbour for three years.

I'll have my first shoot tonight.

Don't tell anyone. They don't want any publicity yet.

Maybe you'll go to Hollywood.

That would be something.

Osu.

Osu. - Osu.

Ed.

Do you know what Ed's doing?

Get off my roof.

Peace and quiet. - Yes, but...

See Golden Oldie? He has to come in.

A pigeon only comes in when the atmosphere's relaxed.

So go away. - Yes, but...

If you insist on saying something, say it cheerfully.

As if you're chatting. In a relaxed way.

I think you need to help Ed.

Screw him. He owes me 200 bucks.

He has to play in a movie. Maybe nude.

That movie will be a failure then.

It's in the studio behind him.

When I looked in there just now... - Relax. He's shaking already.

Somebody pulled a woman's clothes off her.

And it was being filmed.

If you keep this up, that pigeon will still be there tomorrow.

I'll see what I'll do.

Not so shy, Lilly.

Ed Swaan.

Ed.

Put this on.

We'll try it on.

I'm not wearing that. I won't make a fool of myself.

Wait, it's only about the atmosphere.

Can't I just lay on the bed?

This isn't some vulgar porn flick. - Anyway, I'm quitting.

What? We worked on this De Sade for half a year.

Can't you see we don't want it anymore? - Guys, relax.

We can always talk about it.

Lilly, you can't go back on your word.

Besides, this is the last scene. Let's finish it.

We'll talk later. - What will happen with this movie?

You know. Only very select showings.

And it's not a porn flick.

I don't believe you anymore. Give me all the scenes with me in it.

Lilly, that's not the deal.

Give me that film.

We're going home. - No one touches my film

Ed!

Lilly, come here.

Come.

They had a good go at you.

Maybe it can become a good martial arts movie.

Those punks.

The cowards got me from behind.

Did you know those two? - Yes.

Little pimps. I kicked them out of my sports school once.

What was the disagreement about? - They fooled me.

Sadistic nonsense. That leather thing with nails.

Weirdos. - Does it hurt badly?

Come on.

My clothes are still there.

I can hardly go and ask for them.

No, let's get out.

Don't ask.

Can Lilly spend the night here?

Osu. - Osu.

Can't I just go home?

Don't be stupid. Penny?

Yes, sir.

How can you be so stupid?

I don't know. These days, they're all naked in movies.

Meathead.

Lilly said it was a nice movie.

And that Lode and Floor were serious artists.

Karate Champ And Famous Singer Naked Over The Fence

I owe everything to Lode.

He discovered me. He paid for my singing lessons.

He got me publicity in the papers. And then he asked me for the movie.

You didn't know what kind of movie. - Yes, I did.

I liked the nudity, but then I realised it could be used against me.

Especially now that my records are so successful.

What are you on about? They didn't really film me.

What do you think Haaks was doing? They've got you in every position.

Really? What do we do now?

You have something to think about while I go check on my pigeon.

John Wayne. - Give me a break.