Ouija Shark

("EXOTIC BATTLE" BY KEVIN MACLEOD)

Come on, guys.

Where the hell are you?

Screw it.

Time waits for no man.

Neither do I.

Hello?

Guys, is that you?

Oh, my god!

What the hell was that?

Okay, that's it.

What the hell?

Yeah, what?

No, you...

Sorry, you just scared me for a second.

No, nothing.

Don't worry about it.

Look, where are you guys?

I thought we were meeting all at the parking lot

in the forest.

You're headed there already?

Fine.

How do I get to there from the beach?

On foot, okay.

Follow the red arrows.

Yeah, okay, I got it.

All right, I'll meet you there, okay?

All right, bye.

Here we are.

Leave it to Donna to get the directions backwards.

It happens.

Where's the pool?

Out back.

I have to find the key first.

Where is it?

Uh, I can't remember.

It's doorframe or mat.

I'll check the doorframe.

Come on, guys.

Whose house is this?

A friend of mine's parents.

They hired a caretaker to look after it

while they're away in Aruba,

but I guess they got held up at the airport or something

and my parents told them I'd watch the place.

I told them only if I could bring my friends.

They just said no boys.

Sorry, Donna.

Hey, more fun for us.

Aha, bingo! (LAUGHS)

Caretaker must've left already.

So, no creepy old man to spoil our fun then.

Nope.

Awesome.

To the pool.

Patience is not her strong suit.

Yeah, we're getting that.

Hey!

It's about time!

Those were the worst directions ever.

Oh, whatever.

Guys, this is my friend Jill, my old roomie from college.

Hi.

I'm Jen.

This is Donna and Tiffany.

Hi.

You can call me Tiff.

Hey.

Kim, thanks for inviting me.

Oh, my pleasure.

Let's go on in then, shall we?

Okay, this is nice.

You've never been here before?

No, this is my first time.

Nice.

This is sweet.

Oh, I see the pool.

Let's go get the rest of the stuff from the car.

Well, I mean, I've got all my stuff here already.

If you guys wanna go get everything set up,

I can make us some drinks.

Yay! Uh, sure.

There should be a bar around here somewhere.

Oh no, I feel like something's got me!

It's dragging me towards the pool!

The horror, the horror!

She said she wanted to get wet as soon as she got here.

What?

Go.

We'll get the rest of the bags.

You just make sure she doesn't drown.

We will?

Tiff.

Hey, do you need some help?

Okay.

Those two are crazy.

Yeah, that's one word for it.

Tell me about this Jill.

Well, as I said, she's an old friend from school.

Why'd you invite her along?

Well, she went through some rough times.

I thought this might cheer her up.

What happened?

Nothing happened.

She's just an old friend.

You know I can hear you guys, right?

Sorry.

I was just curious.

It's all right.

I wanted to know who Kim's other friends were for a while.

I'm glad to finally meet you guys.

Wine coolers?

Uh, later, thanks.

I'll have a wine cooler. Yeah.

Yes!

Woo!

Wait, here.

Don't even try.

Okay, I'm going.

Okay, yeah. Yeah.

It's a lot more difficult than it looks.

There it is.

Totally relaxing.

I'm loving this.

No, no!

Don't get my hair wet, don't get my hair wet.

Marco.

Polo.

Ah.

Donna, get over here.

Marco!

Hey, where's Tiffany?

Good grief.

Let the kids be, Jen.

You coming in?

Maybe later.

Water's nice.

I'm sure.

Come on.

In a little bit.

Does anybody want anything else to drink?

I do.

You've had enough.

You're not my real mom.

I will, if you're going.

All right.

Donna?

No thanks, I'm good.

Okay.

What's up?

Enough swimming for one day.

Anyone hungry?

Munchies again?

Why, whatever do you mean?

There's a barbecue over there.

I'll get it lit.

I'm sure you will.

We've got the usual.

Hamburgers, hot dogs.

Sounds good, but if you guys don't mind,

I think I'm gonna lay down for a little while.

I'm a lot more tired than I thought I was.

That's okay.

Yeah, we'll let you know when the food's ready.

Thanks.

What was that?

I don't know.

I guess she's just tired from all the walking.

I guess.

Come on, help me get those burgers

and hot dogs out of the freezer.

Fine.

("YOU'RE NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE" BY TERRY FERNIHOUGH)

Guys, burgers are ready!

Hello?

Hello?

Mm, that was incredible.

I could not eat another bite.

Are all the hot dogs gone?

Done and gone.

That was incredible, Donna.