BattleBots

Comedy Central Sports presents

Battlebots.

Tonight, it's the road to

redemption.

Two former champs want to wipe

away the memories of last

season's premature

elimination.

Dr. Inferno Jr. burns with

desire for another giant nut,

and he's not buying

Tenomushi 8.0's upgrade.

Son of Boyachi wants to regain

his slaughterhouse swagger by

tenderizing no apologies.

And watch out, bad attitude.

When Huggy Bear spreads his

arms wide, it's not because he

wants to snuggle.

These veterans all know it's

not the size of the bot in the

fight, it's the size of the

fight in the bot.

This Comedy Central Sports

presentation of Battlebots is

brought to you by Circuit

City.

We're with you.

And by LucasArts, the

creators of Star Wars The

Clone Wars.

Welcome, everybody.

I'm Tim Green, along with

Carmen Electra, Arge Barker,

and Tony Rock.

And here, one of the world's

premier robot commentators,

Bill Dwyer.

Well, who else is there?

Now, if you learned one

thing watching us these past

32 seasons, it's this.

Nothing counts for more in the

Battlebox than experience.

It's time for veteran tempers

to flare.

In the Red Square, the

hardened Lexan armor and

luxurious finish get your

heart racing.

The custom-designed

tri-tip saw blades get your

parts flying.

It's Dr. Inferno Jr.

In the Blue Square, its

unique design offers a truly

amazing driving experience as

it grabs onto its prey and

guides it ever so forcefully to

the kill saws.

It's Tentamushi 8.0.

Jason and the Inferno Lab

team have been spending

their waking hours rebuilding

their drive train.

Well, each time Lisa Winter

rebuilds Tentamushi, it costs

four grand, but the Ladybug

shell is only $19.95.

The box is locked.

The lights are on.

It's robot fighting time.

The lovely Ladybug Tentamushi.

And Dr. Inferno Jr., the

little robot that could

really do the cutest robots

in Battlebox, aren't they?

This is that sweet.

Well, Dr. Inferno Jr., a

former champion with plenty of

deadly weapons here, but

Tentamushi's smothering the

Doctor.

Can he cut his way free, Bill?

The Doctor's so powerful.

Look at him just pushing back

against that Ladybug.

Tentamushi going with all

smothered.

No weapons inside the shell.

Doctor up under the skirts

of Tentamushi going to work

with his deadly blades.

That's where Tentamushi

likes to have them, the kill

scars.

Kill scars only do cosmetic

damage to that shell.

And we can see some cuts in

it right now.

Dr. Inferno Jr., he lost

his right arm in an earlier

fight.

You can see the gauze.

Avert your eyes if you must.

Dr. Inferno slamming Tentamushi

into the spikes.

Tentamushi already cut to

pieces.

Some of that from the kill

scars, some of that from the

saw arm of Dr. Inferno Jr.

I see him up and under there

working away like a dentist.

You know, the smothering

doesn't seem to be hurting

Dr. Inferno Jr.

He's under there.

He's moving Tentamushi

around.

Oh, look at that.

Oh.

Well, the Ladybug is starting

to come apart, so I can see

another 1995 down the drain

for Lisa Winther.

No problem.

Pick up a new shell,

make a new box.

We'll have Tentamushi 9.0

after that.

Tentamushi, a game robot.

Lisa Winther, the driver you

see there, dyes her hair a

different color for every

competition.

But she says it's not just

about the competition.

She just goes out that way

anyway.

Sure, nothing wrong with

that color.

Changing your hair, sure.

Nothing wrong with that.

So this fight is all

Dr. Inferno Jr.

Looks like right now.

Looks like it.

Dr. Inferno Jr.

Cutting up the bug

from the inside out.

Showing superior power,

excellent driving skills.

This isn't the Tentamushi

that we usually see.

Tentamushi.

Tentative.

Jason Barton says he's

looking for a girl

who likes to wear red

and understands his robot

addiction.

Any takers, ladies?

Anybody?

That should narrow it down

to about two or three.

That is an odd standoff

at the end.

Yes, it is.

Oh, what an ending.

That was weird.

veteran savvy on display.

Let's take a look

at the Circuit City replay.

Dr. Inferno Jr.

taking Tentamushi

to the Spike Strip early.

And there's where

Tentamushi gets hammered

by the Pulverizer,

but really nothing did

as much damage

as the kill saws

and the saw

of Dr. Inferno Jr.

Oh, you got to get

that treated.

Dr. Inferno Jr.

wins it 26-19.

Now let's go box side

to Tony.

Nice to see you

have a souvenir.

Yes, she gave me the antenna,

I gave her the eyeballs.

Now my robot

is not only gimpy

missing an arm,

but now he's blind as well.

Congratulations.