Some Girls Do

Senior aerodynamics engineer

Yes Mr. Petersen.

Expecting turbulence are we?

No sir.

Fuselage.

Yes Mr. Petersen.

Gee Mr. Drummond that was fantastic.

Now for the engines.

Yes Mr. Petersen.

The countdown continues from 85.

84.

82.

80.

There's someone at the door for you.

77.

75.

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Oh!

Clumsy brute, look what you've done.

13, 12, 11, 10, 9.

It'll wash off.

7, 6, 5, 4.

3, 2, 1.

There she blows!

And what a beaut!

Your drink sir.

Thank you.

Oh gee Mr. Drummond.

Me having a drink with you!

Gosh!

What is it?

Well pretty strong.

It's a bull shot.

Gosh!

Tastes like beef soup.

It is beef soup!

Is it?

Well a little of it is.

The rest's vodka.

Hello darling.

Wasn't it lovely?

Wow!

Did you do that Mr. Drummond?

Do what?

The eye.

Good heavens no.

Don't do things like that to girls.

I bet they're both spies.

Well as a matter of fact you're completely right.

You see the one, the one with the glasses.

She's Hungarian.

The eyes are disguised of course.

Ah yes!

Damn clever these Hungarians.

Wow!

Actually she's working for us now.

Because she's madly in love with you?

Well what do you think?

What does it feel like to be a hero Mr. Drummond?

Careful.

What?

That's my bad knee.

Oh.

No really Mr. Drummond.

You are a hero.

Why you caught that man that killed the Secretary of State

and then you went and kidnapped all those tanks,

and then you caught that other man...

Ssh.

More Hungarians.

Oh, oh I'm sorry Mr. Drummond.

But gee, if ever you need a girl Friday I'll do it.

Well now's your chance.

Me?

Mr. Drummond's holiday office speaking.

Mr. Drummond's secretary.

Oh.

Oh I'm sorry.

It's your secretary.

Hello Miss Crumb.

Miss Crumb!

What?

The SST1?

When?

Right, I'll be there as soon as possible.

You have to go home?

When you gotta go you gotta go.

Oh!

Mr. Drummond?

Do I look like Mr. Drummond?

Where is he?

Who are you?

I'm his daily, who are you.

Miss Mary.

You?

I'm a cookery school.

Oh.

Have you got a light?

I don't approve of smoking, it ruins the taste buds.

Where is Mr. Drummond?

Is it important?

Yes it is.

You have to stand still for it to go away.

You can tell me if you like.

I'm his confidential daily.

When are you expecting him back?

I'm not, he's gone on holiday.

Why didn't you say so, when did he leave?

Two days ago.

He went for a fortnight.

Changed his mind though, he's coming back today.

Oh.

In that case I'll just leave him a note.

Will you be sure to see that he gets this

as soon as he gets back?

Thank you.

It's your greatest aeroplane ever Mr. Mortimer.

In fact I think it's the greatest ever built.

We know the Prime Minister wants you to have a knighthood.

Oh congratulations!

Yes but unfortunately I'm afraid it isn't possible,

not yet, the Home Office.

Well what have they to do with aircraft designs?

It isn't that it's, they say you're breaking the law.

Well indeed, do they.

Well I can assure you sir that I have never broken the law

to my knowledge.

Well you're classified old chap, and so is your briefcase.

Official Secrets Act.

Well I've always been of the opinion

that my secrets are safer in the custody

of someone who knows and understands them, me.

Ah but if somebody kidnaps you

and your notes are with you...

Now look here Sir Dudley, I mean Mr. Mortimer.

With that briefcase under your arm

you're in danger with every step you take.

Now look old chap we haven't told you

but there's been a couple of accidents recently.

We were getting worried about anything happening to you.

So we've been trying to insure you

for five million pounds.

Only we can't get anyone willing to accept the risk,

not while you walk around with that briefcase.

Five million?

Well you're worth it, we couldn't replace you.

I was thinking it's not very much.

Well all right.

Good day gentlemen.

Oh sorry.

Now this must be locked away sir, that's very important.

What about that?

It's welded sir, for safety.

Good day gentlemen.

He's right you know, he is worth more than that.

Pandora!

Sir Dudley Mortimer.

Lord Mortimer.

Is something wrong?

Did you have a breakdown?

Did you have a puncture?

Maybe he ran out of water.

Oh yes.

My dear young lady,

even I know that water does not drive a car.

Oh look!

Here.

Oh petroleum.