Carter

Son of a...!

Come on!

Hey...

Is this thing for water or for milk?

- Read the instructions. - They're in Italian.

Why are you complicating his life?

People already likes Dave's coffee.

I'm trying to help him out. My local spot...

...in Malibu has exact machine...

...and they make a cortado

...that will make your taste buds cry tears of joy.

So that's it.

What? I'm not following.

You bought it so you...

...could have your favourite drink whenever you wanted it.

So you're saying my loving...

...and amazing act of kindness...

...is actually just an act of selfishness?

What is this?

What is-no, no, no. No.

I wanna take a picture of the moment...

...Harley Carter became self aware.

I'm not self-aware.

I-I-I-I mean I am...

...self-aware.

You're just a cynic.

- That's what you are. - I'm also a realist.

No, no!

My god!

- Is this a joke? - How's it going, buddy?

Every button just shoots steam in my face!

Come on! You can fix that thing!

Here's your cortado.

I hope it tastes better with my pain.

I don't have to add any sugar.

YOU!

You disgrace.

The hell?

Parasite.

You-you leech!

I got a cortado here!

This man...

...is responsible for the Dreider Mine disaster.

They covered it up and this man...

...even took a bonus...

...to make it all go away.

He should be in jail!

You have some nerve.

If it wasn't for me none of you would have jobs.

He thinks he's worth a hundred of us.

I'm worth five hundred of you!

Brothers,...

...sisters,...

...let's make him pay...

...for what he has done.

Bomb! Bomb! Bomb!

It was an act!

Ladies and Gentlemen.

We are The Beamlight Players...

...and we would like to invite you to our brand new play,...

...Solomon's Siege.

Experience the whispered shout...

...from the soul...

...of pure theatre.

Flyers, flyers. Go, go, go,...

...go, go, go.

Sorry about your coffee.

It was a corta-to.

Cortado. Cortado.

Sorry about your cortado.

Bunch of wackos.

Hey.

A real TV star.

I put my pants on one leg at a time.

Yeah, but they're seven hundred dollar pants, right?

Hey, you should you should come see our play.

Craig is a genius and...

...it's an important subject.

- Okay. Thanks. - Yeah?

Actors.

Sheesh.

You could have busted them with disturbing the peace.

- Well, that's a stretch. - Littering.

They cleaned up after themselves.

They faked a bomb threat.

Or is that like, a cool thing to do up here now?

Well, thanks to you we've become blasé about actor hijinks.

I mean, why are you so bugged by this?

They made you spill my coffee.

What have we got?

Body was found at 7:15 AM.

Male, mid 30s.

Only car in the lot.

Registered to the credit union, so...

...must be an employee.

How can one person just stab another person in the chest?

... straight through the ribs, right into the heart.

It's not easy.

Cold blooded, man. Cold blooded.

You wanna get started?

Definitely.

Dennis Lemash. 314...

...Robards Street. But why...

...were you parked in the one blind spot?

Four hours before the bank opens.

Just say it.

Call Carter.

Season 2, episode 7.

Kidnap the bank manager the night before.

Have him open up the bank...

...early, clear out the vault...

...before any of the employees show up.

Something goes wrong, thieves panic.

Stab stab. Dead manager.

So how did you solve it on the show?

I was waiting for them the night before.

I locked myself in the vault.

We should try that...

...in case you're right and the thieves come back.

I'm the manager. What's going on?

Dennis was our loan officer up until a week ago.

We had to let him go.

Why is that, Ms. Holander?

Missus. But...

...call me Angelica.

Why was Dennis fired, Angelica?

Habitual tardiness.

Poor work performance.

It's all in hispersonnel file.

Married? Next of kin?

Not married.

His parents live in Montreal.

His sister is in upstate New York.

I can get you their numbers if you need...

...their numbers. I...

Who would do something so horrible?

We're gonna find out.

Do you know why he was here this morning?

I wish I knew.

Did he still have a set of keys to the bank?

No, we collected all his keys.

I-it's standard procedure...

...when someone...

...departs.

I'm sorry. It's just such a shock.

Your employees are gonna go through...

...the same thing when they come in. Help them with that.

And let them know we need to ask them some questions.

- Well, no signs of a struggle. - Yeah.

Barely a sign of life.

Looks like it was staged by a real estate agent.

So Dennis Lemash was fastidious.

Not a speck of dust.

Doesn't really seem like someone who was fired...

...for being late and having bad work habits.

That's a good point.

Chomsky,...

...Shakespeare, Beckett, Bronte,...

August Wilson.

This guy had good taste.

What are we looking for?

A computer...

mail, a schedule.

Anything to tell us what Dennis Lemash...

...was doing for the last couple of weeks...

...and why he was in the back of the bank...

with his...

...killer.

I'm gonna have to send it into Toronto to crack the password.

It's going to take forever.

I got a guy.

You got a guy.

Okay. I got Koji.

But every time Dot forgets her password,...

...he just hacks into her computer.

Why doesn't she just tell him the password before she forgets?

What am I? A marriage counselor?

He will crack this thing like a walnut.

These are mortgages.

Hundred and fifty thousand, two hundred thousand.

Both for houses right here in town.

He was a loans officer. Ipso facto...

...loans. Watson.

Yeah, but he was fired.

So why does he have these?

And you're Watson.

Actually, you're more like Donkey.

Okay, well if I'm Donkey, then you're Shrek.

Are you cool with that?

It's a medieval dagger.

Like a collectors thing?

A replica. Not worth much.

About ninety bucks online.

This particular brand comes in a set of three.

Clay.

We found it embedded in the ricasso.

Ricasso.

Interesting.

You don't know what a ricasso is, do you.

Now you're just making up words to make me feel stupid.