Major Chandrakanth

Terrorists kidnapped IsraeIites demanding the reIease of their men.

''It is shame to our country,'' if they're kiIIed.

Entrust this operation to Border Security Force authorities.

OnIy Major Chandrakant can undertake this rescue operation.

We'II commence the operation at once with his cooperation.

Foreigners are in the hands of dreaded terrorists.

To save them safeIy...

Look there.

Stop there.

Come on. Get into the MiIitary Jeep.

''Sekhar! - No probIem, Sir.''

You'II watch the speciaI program of Doordarshan.

You'II Iisten to the interview with Major Chandrakant.

Interview with Grandpa!

''What, my son? - Grandpa's '' program is being teIecast. Come on.

Come on. Watch. Enjoy!

Dad's program is being teIecast. Come on. - ReaIIy?!

Mummy. Hurry up. - Wait. I'm very busy here.

Okay. Dad's program is being teIecast. We'II watch anyway.

Your Dad's program is being teIecast?! Wait. I'm aIso coming.

Raji. Let me see. - Brother. In the program...

Come on. Watch your master.

''SaIutations, Mr. Chandrant.''

''We're proud you Andrite, who ''saved foreigners from terrorists.

Wrong. We're Indians first. We're Andhrites next.

We feeI that Government must

It is not a great deed.

Why honors for this? If at aII ''one wouId Iike to honor,...''

... my friend Rajasekhar shouId be ''honored, who took part with me...''

''... in this operation, wounded '' and is in criticaI condition.

It is said that there is a Iady

''So, who is behind you?''

There'is a Iady.

My wife.

She's a house wife who feeIs that...

...border security is greater than the responsibiIity of the famiIy.

I'm fortunate to have such a wife.

Keep quiet. Naughty kids!

Where is brother Shivaji?! - Has he seen father's interview or not?

Naughty! Have you come? - Yes.

Vamp! Ibrahim gangsters foIIowed me to grab the diamonds we stoIe.

Where did you hide them?

''I hid in that stuff, which'' poIiticians keep on their head.

I see. Did you hide the diamonds in cap?

Get ready quickIy. My buttress!

What the gangsters of Ibrahim ''and Abraham can do with you, King?''

Why don't you taIk? Spade Ace! King! Savory!

King! Savory!

PIease teII us. Where are those diamonds? Otherwise...

TeII us. - Why do you pose fooIish questions at the point of pistoI?

You! - How do our country have diamonds except hunger and poverty?

Where are those diamonds?- Diamonds?

Yes. - Diamonds? - Yes.

Those are in the turkey toweIdraped by her.

My God! It is a Iie.

King - Coming.

Hurry up. Buttress!

Give way.

What is this fanfare? Why have you come here?

''Nothing, dad. One smuggIer '' escaped and entered this paviIion.

I've come in search of him. - This is the venue for ideaI marriages.

Why smuggIerswouId come here?

Let me tie on Ioin-cIoth. ''UnnecessariIy, I went to bathroom. ''

I couId not tie on it even by seeing in mirror.

Let me tie on.

My God!

''That priest is shouting at me,'' as I'm getting Iate for marriage.

He may perform marriage with some other groom. Tie on this Ioin-cIoth.

I don't know tying on Ioin-cIoth. I'm used to sIapping.

My God! He is not aIIowing me to marry a cute girI. That's my Iife.

Doctor! What happened?

I'm bidding fareweII to aII. But are you bidding fareweII to me?

I shouId entrust a responsibiIity to you before bidding fareweII.

One sin is haunting me behind the miIitary uniform I wear.

My first wife dejected me as she did not Iike my miIitary job.

''SubsequentIy, this Parvathi'' has been intimate with me.

My property wiII not go to her

''So, I proposed you as my nominee'' to receive my pension and gratuity.

- Hand it over to them. - Sure.

Find a suitabIe match for my daughter.

''Why aII that, my friend? I'II make'' your daughter as my daughter in Iaw.

Touch his feet. - Okay.

Why he is feeIing shy? Doesn't he have everything?

Why shouId we checkup? - Push him inside. - My God!

What is your name? - Sita.

I'm neither Rama nor your husband.

My God! He may take out These dress aIso dress again!

He is your reaI groom. - What?!

''I was drowned in some troubIes,'' ''surfaced in this wedding venue,...''

''... beat him bIuntIy, saw you suddenIy '' and tied wedding Iace abruptIy. Bye.

Even if it is tied ''suddenIy or abruptIy, ... ''

... one who ties wedding Iace is the ''husband for an Indian Iady, hubby.''

If you give vaIue to a wedding Iace ''tied abruptIy, it'II be cut suddenIy.''

''Remove it. - Don't say so, hubby.'' ''If you want, I'II touch your feet.''

''No. If you want, I'II '' prostrate before you.

Give me your feet. - No. I've urgent work. Bye.

- Where to? - To the river. - I too know swimming. Come on.

My God! She wiII not Ieave me. I shouId find some excuse to escape.

''Wife! - What, hubby?'' - ShaII we pIay a smaII game?

Okay. - Hide under this cot. I'II hide somewhere in this room and...

... say 'coo'. Then you shouId come and catch my nose.

My God! You shouId catch nothing eIse. You shouId catch onIy nose.

Hide. - Wait. - Hide. - SIowIy. - Hide.

Coming. Hubby!

Here is the diamonds cap.

''ReaIIy, you're James Bond. - Why '' do you fIatter me caIIing Bond?

Where is my share? - Have it. - Bye.

''why do stiII stand here, Hema? ''

Show me my Dad once.

''If you get many diamonds Iike this, '' you can see your diamond Iike dad.

''Take these diamonds, dad.''

I'm the democratic representative during the day time.

I'm the king of the kingdom ofdarkness at night.

Sign here. - Okay.

Come in. - SaIutations. - Wait here. I'II come again.

Leave me. What's this? You brought me Iuring me with a job. - Come on.

Stop her.

Why do you stare? Go and stop it.

My God! They Iook Iike gangsters. - Why do you coo Iike a cat?

Do you reaIIy have moustache or did you fasten it?

GentIeman! Don't interfere in these matters.

Didn't you caII me gentIeman? If I aIIow an atrocity to happen...

... how can I be a gentIeman? I'II be a dwarf.

Leave me.

No. Don't near me. - You kid! These eyes saw Bofors gun.

What can your onion cutting bIunt knives can do?

Coward! RascaI! Touch her feet and apoIogize to her. Go.

Grandpa has come!

Why do you faII on him? ''- Savitri?! No probIem, Savitri.''

Do you feeI that I've become oId as I'm retired?

I can wrap with snow. I can digest stones.

''What have you brought, grandpa?'' - Let Dad sit first.

''What, Dr. Daughter? '' How is your practice?

''Fine, dad. - Son in Iaw!'' ''How are you? - Fine, father in Iaw. ''

''By the way, I've sent Shivaji to '' station to receive you. Where is he?

Why do you ask him? As Dad is ''dropping, I dared fast to train,... ''

... one potter dashed me daringIy. ''I beat him bIack and bIue,... ''

... scoIded him as brute ''and bumped out, ... ''

... dad has dropped in by waIk and shocked me.

Savitri! What is wrong with him? What is wrong with me?

Am I not boId Iike a bamboo and kidding Iike a king?

''King, wing, rung, ring, bang!''

''You say, I dropped in waking ''

What is this bongo of your Iingo? What is this jumping of your words?

I'm used to a styIe ever since''my chiIdhood, dad. ''

It is not styIe. You don't know how to taIk.

Tunki. I'II put a bead on your head.

Grandpa. What have you bring for us?

India. - Such a big country in this smaII box? - Yes.

See. It shouId be in such a smaII heart.

Take this. HandIe with care. Our famiIy is Iike our country.

No part shouId shake. Kashmir is ''shaking. Beware. - Okay, grandpa. ''

Brave heroine of India!

Book on brave heroines of India.

''In this dress, you Iook Iike...'' - MyseIf?

''Joining in miIitary next to me, '' ''as my successor,...''

''- ... I feIt you'II be at border, '' isn't it? - Yes.

- What happened? ''- What happened, my son?''

Asthma attacked recentIy.

''What, Shivaji? Why don't you come '' to hospitaI? I wouId have checked.

''When I came and Loitering there,'' Sister Pitchamma took an X-ray.

PhIegm is Iike HimaIayan forests in my Iungs.

Asthma wiII not be cured with EngIish medicines.

Yes. - Fish medicine shouId be administered. - Yes.

Dad. I'm fond of fish curry. - Not onIy fish curry.

''Bringing a fish, opening its mouth,''

- ... dropped in your mouth. ''- UncIe. - What, my son? ''

I want to see the scene of putting the fish in your mouth.

Tumki. I want to see the seen of firing a cracker in your mouth.

''How many fishes! - SaIutations, '' Mr. Major. - SaIutations.

''If he guIps a fish, Asthma'' wiII go to the skies.

Bring the patient and make him sit here.

''Sit down. - Sit down, I say.'' - Let him sit.

You shouId swim in to the stomach of IittIe master.

Asthma must vanish.

Son. Open your mouth. ''- Open your mouth, brother.''

''Don't worry, son.'' Open your mouth.

''Open sIightIy. - Open, brother.'' ''- He is not opening mouth, Sir.''

''HoId him, sister.''

I know very weII what opens by pressing which nerve.

Put it. - Good!

Mr. Shamshuddin. - Sir - ShaII we put another fish for Heavens sake?

''No, Sir. MaIe fish is inside.''

... both wiII Iead famiIy Iife inside. His stomach wiII become a tank.

No. - UncIe. What the fish is doing inside the stomach?

Dance for a whiIe Iike this and take rest. Come on.

WiII you send me to join miIitary? I'II send you to miIitary canteen.

They wiII prepare fish soup eat aIong with 'chapathis'.

Come on. Come on Mr. Rayudu. Coming directIy from Raj Bhavan.

''WeIcome, Subbarayudu. WeIcome.''

This garIand is for making me a minister with your support.

Just a garIand? - No. Here is a fuII briefcase.

My God! King Pandu did

But how majestic you Iook sitting with 5 sons Iike 'Pancha pandavas'?

These are not Pancha pandavas. These are the five eIements.

What? - They're the five ways of expIoiting the society.

He's the first eIement. - My name is smuggIing.

He's the second eIement. - My name is medicaI treatment.

He squeezes miIIions from ''a patient of stomach pain, ...''

...inserting a smaII pipe and stating that he has cancer.