Unhitched

Something about you makes me want to do this!

I like that about me.

I don't usually pick up guys at the atm.

I don't usually have money. take me, daddy! daddy?!

Honey, we're here to help you.

Sasha, this is an intervention.

Your family and friends have all gathered here

Because they're very concerned about your sex addiction.

This is none of your business.

I don't have a problem.

Well, according to your roommate,

This is the seventh man you've brought home this week.

Well, it's my life,

And I will do what I want.

Bedroom's this way. let's go, wayne. uh, it's tommy.

Maybe these people are right, you know?

I mean, 7 guys in a week.

It's not even tuesday.

You're really lucky to have such a great family.

You really ought to listen to them. ok, let's go.

Where do you think you're going? what?

You don't want her to quit cold turkey, do you?

Oh, would you look at this line?!

This place looks as if it's going off of the hook!

Why are we doing this?

I didn't like going to clubs

Back when we were the age of people who go to clubs.

Look, we're single again, man.

Don't you want to go where the action is?

Yeah, as long as the action is some place deafening.

All right, settle down, gramps.

When we get into the dance hall,

I'll have them turn down the hi-fi. l.o.l.

We're not gonna get in there.

Somebody's gonna need to show a little skin. come on.

All right, I'm on it.

Not you. I don't think-- he didn't--

Oh, you guys, I saw the funniest thing today at work.

Ok, my nurse gloria,

She put up this new poster in the waiting room,

And it features a kitten hanging from a branch.

And you know what it says?

"hang in there."

Ok, why would you do that?

Ok, here I am, I set up the whole joke,

And you just swoop in with the funny part?

Freddy, that wasn't really a joke.

Yeah, not the way you said it.

Oh, you guys, he's waving us in. come on.

Tell me, how do you work this magic?

Little piece of advice--

Always make friends with the bouncer. oh, man.

This place is sweet!

You couldn't have gotten us a table inside the men's room?

You all right? he's ok.

Hey, where's freddy?

He's probably working on his cat jokes. ha ha. thank you.

We didn't order these.

No, there's a 2 bottle minimum.

We're not gonna drink 2 bottles of champagne!

That's the beauty of this place.

You don't have to drink it, you just have to pay for it.

I'll get the next one. you'll... keep it open.

And a vodka tonic for the lady.

Oh, i-- it's courtesy

Of the gentleman in the corner booth.

Oh, my god, he's really cute!

Totally. he looks like he just stepped off

One of those sexy underwear billboards.

Something you want to tell us?

You guys, what should I do?

Do I talk to him, or--

You don't, tommy will.

Ok. all right, I'm going in. how do I look?

I don't know. no boogers.

I've really got to get some girlfriends. excuse me. hi.

Can I get a beer here, please? or a hose? or a mop? wow!

You know, not all conjoined twins get along this well.

You want to know the really sad thing, she's my date.

You know what, don't stand so close.

I wouldn't want you to get all pregnant.

Yeah, that might get in the way of my drinking.

Excuse me, can i--

I actually tried "excuse me, can i--," it doesn't work here.

You know, they haven't touched their beers.

Well, that's a shame

When you think of all the sober children in africa.

Yeah, if only I could distract them. hmm. hmm. oh, I know.

We're takin' your beers! to young love.

You know, we've had a lot of fun at their expense,

But have you stopped to think that maybe they're on to something?

You know, I think that you're right.

This could really catch on.

Yeah, it just needs a catchy name. I know-- tonsil hockey.

So, do you want to do more of it,

Or do you just want to make jokes about it? ah.

Hey. if you're gonna crash here, please put a shirt on. fine.

Oh, lovely. full frontal.

Hey! here's the remote.

I was looking for this all night. hey. hey, gator.

Tommy. tommy's privates.

What happened to you last night? met somebody.

And I got some digits. sweet! mm-hmm alonzo.

She sounds lovely.

No, it's the bouncer from the club last night.

Took tommy's advice and I befriended him.

I meant just to slip him a twenty

So he'd let you in next time.

Look, for me, friendship is not just about money, ok?

It's about connecting and getting to know somebody.

Speaking of which,

Alonzo told me that you left the bar last night

With a lovely blonde.

Her name's barbara. she's amazing.

She makes me laugh, finds me attractive.

So you have that in common.

Exactly. you know what, I'm gonna go out on a limb here--

It reminded me of the first time I met nicky.

What are you saying?

All I'm saying is I think she's pretty perfect. how perfect?

This conversation goes no further

Until you've got pants on. ok.

You know what, gator, this is really ironic, ok?

Because originally you said you didn't even want to go to the club,

And here you're telling me that you met somebody that's perfect? yeah.

Quick medical question.

You ever come across a patient

Who had, like, a little...thingie

Hanging off their back?

What do you mean, like, a mole?

No, no, no. little bigger.

Like, um, kind of like bonus skin hanging off there.

You know, like a...shrimp?

Ah, you know what it sounds like?

A simple little skin tag, nothing to worry about.

Although they can be a little off-putting.

No, no, I'm not put off.

I'm just saying, here's this perfect woman

With a tiny little imperfection.

You know what, I'm gonna forget about it.

That's what I'm gonna do.

What were we even talking about?

Oh, her shrimp-like skin tag.

Just to review-- trying to forget. oh. you guys. katie. hi. hey!

I had the best time last night.

Me and that guy bobby had so much fun.

Uh-huh. how much fun?

Not that much fun.

Really? because I could have sworn that I saw someone

Being dropped off on a motorcycle this morning. busted!

That doesn't mean anything.

But you had a good time?

I--yeah, I just have this thing for musicians.

You know, I know chad was that whole buttoned-up corporate vibe,

But bobby is not at all.

He's got that whole, like, free-spirit rocker thing going on.

And we totally trashed his hotel room. seriously?

Well, I think the coffee maker

Might have already been broken.

Either way, it ain't working now, you know what I'm saying?!

So who is this guy?

Apparently he is a genius musician.

people say he's like a young eddie van halen.

But you know what? don't take my word for it.

He's performing at avalon tonight,

And I got him to put all of us on the list.

So you're dating a rocker? yep. lucky you.

The closest I've come is a certified financial... what is it?

Planning advisor.

Stop. you're getting me all worked up.

I like this girl. hey. hey!

You guys, this is bobby.

Tommy, barbara, gator. hey.

Yeah. nice meeting you guys.

Yeah. hope you all dig the show.

Look, babe, I gotta go report for my soundcheck,

But, uh, why don't you bring everybody backstage afterwards, yeah?

You got it, bobby. you got it...bobby. all right.