We Bare Bears

Oh, elissa...

You're such a beautiful queen.

Oh! What's going on?

Good morning.

That's your new bed floor.

We're gonna need this for our guest.

Uh? What guest?

Ice bear woke up like this.

But why?

Because we have lots to do!

Here, take this bucket of soapy sprays and this mop

and start in the living room.

Hurry! We don't have much time.

Grizz, what's this all about?

It's called caveshare. It's like an online bed-and-breakfast.

People from around the world go here

looking for places to stay.

We'll let some cool people crash with us,

and then we make a little money on the side.

It's win/win.

So, here's our page.

I was up all night making photos.

Our free continental breakfast.

Semi-private bathroom.

Shared living area where we all hang out and party.

And a prince-sized bed. Hey!

Grizz, why do you want strangers in our place?

Ice bear hates sharing.

Guys, come on, we'll make lifelong friends,

and we'll get to show off all this cool stuff in our pad,

like this embroidered pillow I made of all of us.

Ice bear wouldn't show that off.

Look at that... We got a request!

I am so excited, my face hurts!

Who is it?

Charlie.

Let's see what he looks like.

Blurry. He must move around a lot.

He likes nature...

And, I guess, bushes.

Accepted! Wait! No!

How is this even safe?

Ice bear will protect you.

Oh, my gosh! He's here!

That was way too fast.

Come on, panda. Look presentable, please.

Okay, get ready.

Hellooo...

No one here.

Huh.

Look at the size of that footprint.

Mm. I don't see anybody out there. I...

Whoa!

Hey, guys!

Caveshare? Is this the right place?

Ah, nice, sturdy woodwork you got here.

Ah, thanks, man. Uh, my name's...

You must be grizzly. Charlie. It's a pleasure. It really is.

Golly. Would you just look at this place?

Rustic, charming.

Ah, slick headband, by the way.

Man, I got to tell you guys.

I knew this place would be perfect the moment I saw it.

This is gonna be great.

Well, time to check out the new digs.

Wow. Quite a lot of windows y'all got.

Say, this your girlfriend, big man?

Huh? Oh, I, um...

I don't have a girlfriend at the moment.

Yeah, yeah, that makes more sense.

Uh, hey, Charlie, you want anything? A snack, maybe?

No, no. Thanks, man. I got it. Don't trouble yourself.

Wow! Is this homemade?

Oops. Uh, lost it.

Oh-ho! What's in here?

No way! Cheese poofies?

How'd you know my favorite snack?

Mmm, mwah!

Oh, that is fresh. That is choice.

Oh, my gosh. That was so rude of me.

Y'all mind if I eat this?

Well, you're our guest.

Of course you're welcome to whatever... fantastic.

Ah, you guys are excellent hosts.

I already feel right at home.

Is this couch hypoallergenic?

That's kind of a big concern for me.

Have you ever heard of dust mites?

They're probably crawling all over this thing.

Well, I don't know about that, but I do know

it's time for a photo of our first caveshare guest.

Say cheese, buddy.

Aah!

Say, y'all got any games?

Lucky seven, lucky seven.

Lucky seven!

Blow for luck?

No? All right.

Come on, baby! Let's see that seven!

Whoo-whoo!

I'll just move over here,

and I'll be taking that from you.

Say goodbye to panda.

Bye, panda!

So, Charlie, where are you from?

Uh, you know... Here, there.

You know how it is.

Uh, uh... Uh...

Yea... uh, yeah. Totally.

Well, my brothers and I

would love to hear any stories you've got about your life.

Do you have any good ones?

Mnh-mnh.

Well, I'm gonna go get us some pretzels.

Oh, let me get that for ya.

It's almost dinnertime anyway, you know?

So, I'm just watching this guy, right,

from a distance, uh, just minding my own business.

But this guy doesn't even look like he knows what he's doing.

So he backs up his truck all the way off the cliff...

Right off the edge.

He didn't know how to drive.

Uh-huh. So what happened to him?

Who?

The truck guy!

I don't know. It's not like I knew him.

Well, I thought it was a great story.

Ice bear's special soup ready.

Well, don't mind if I do.

Mm. You know what this needs?

A little touch of that orange poofie magic.

Mmm! Here, let me get that for you.

Hey, great soup, champ.

You guys, I just want to say,

grizz, pan man, a-and... You,

you guys are great.

I've only been here for like three hours,

and I already feel this connection, you know?

Aww. It has been so cool getting to know you, buddy,

and I know I speak for my whole family...

You don't speak for ice bear.

When I tell you how much fun it's been

having you stay with us in our little cave.

Aah!

Um...

So, do you guys like any podcasts?

All right, boys. Anything else you need?