Las primeras 164 líneas.
What comes to your mind when you hear the words
Road Trip?
Hangover
Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
Dil Chahta Hai
Basically friends...
Rocking it
Baba, what are you doing?
Bastard
But would you ever consider doing
A road trip with your siblings?
Road Trip with brother and sister?
It could be fun, you know.
Baba, mind your language!
Ah! You're choking me!
Let go my hair, you ass.
Baba, I was worried about you.
Baba, you're an animal!
You have betrayed me!
Hey, that's your car!
What the fuck!
What stupidity is this?
Did Chanchal take the car?
I doubted her ever since my childhood.
Hey!
You're the one who looks like a thief.
I was watching your pansy fight
RV isn't there too!
Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck!
Baba, I'm so sorry.
Shut it down and raise the volume of this match!
Chitvan...
Extremely talented and I really love your music
But these guys clearly don't
Everyone will dance once the match gets over.
Now lower the volume and play the pen-drive
Take a break.
Baba?
Hey, Chitvan. You're here
Baba, this is such a surprise...
Watch it, man. You're peeing on my shoe.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I got excited.
What are you doing here?
Taking a piss.
I mean, here, in the club.
I came to meet you.
Bombay? What are you doing in India?
I sent you an e-mail.
Was waiting at the airport since 5. Finally, decided to come by myself.
Baba...
I check emails after 11:45 a.m. on Mondays
Divorce?
When did you get married?
What drugs are you on?
Weren't you living with that foreigner boss of yours?
Yes.
Whom did you marry?
Same woman.
But wasn't she quite elder to you?
So?
When did you marry?
6 months back.
You didn't even invite me!
Are you a fool?
We talked on the phone. You congratulated me.
We had a Skype chat.
Oh, really?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Are you done? Because I got done.
I'm just giving you some company.
Baba, it's so nice to see you!
What are you doing? Wash your hands.
He's told me this much, dad.
I'll call you once I know the details.
Yeah, alright
Okay. Bye.
Don't spill any of this to the parents.
Sure.
Compatibility is...
A bitch.
Love and stuff is still simple
But tuning.
That's important.
Because if you want two different things in life,
It fucking never works.
They tend to dominate
Yeah, man.
Take it to their ego
Handcuffs
Using hunters and all
Ike the entire womanhood is taking revenge for 50 shades of Grey.
What are you saying?
You were telling about
Domination and sexually powerful position
I suggest that from the very beginning,
Show her who's boss in bed. Shut her up right there.
I'm not talking about my sex life. It's general compatibility.
You're so dumb!
Oh!
Your sex life was sorted?
My sex life?
I'm your elder brother, you fool. She's your in-law.
Was.
Was my in-law.
I've accepted it. You should, too.
Baba,
Drink.
Be right back.
Compatibility...
is a bitch.
Love and all gets managed.
But tuning.
That's vital.
Then if you want two different things in life
Compatibility
It all comes down to that.
What do you mean?
Where should I take him in this condition?
He's your brother, not some stray dog, bro.
He came to you directly from America.
What are you talking about?
Obviously, you have to take him with you.
Yeah, that was insensitive of me, no?
But I'm not habitual of having him around
Yeah, but
Family stands by you in times of crisis.
Where are we?
About to reach Navsari.
Gujarat border, baba.
If you need any booze then let's pick it up. You won't find it ahead.
Gujarat border. Yup.
Why?
Road Trip.
Don't blabber shit, Chitvan.
Where are we going?
Jodhpur.
To Chanchal's.
Chanchal's?
Yup.
Why?
Baba
But my life is fucked.
I can't take care of myself. How will I manage you?
It's best that you stay with Chanchal.
But I don't want to go to her place right now.
going to Manali to meet mom and dad.
Why would I stay at my sister's in-laws' place?
Why didn't you take me to your place?
I did.
Things went south there.
You were drunk
I, somehow, put you in the car and
Put you to sleep.
There was some disturbance
And I saw some people there for extortion
Loan sharks.
To collect last six months' EMIs
Will they take my car just because some 5-6 checks bounced?
You should disappear.
Will have to leave Bombay.
Pakistan!
Maharashtra border, fool.
So I decided to take you to Chanchal.
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