Rocket Singh: Salesman of the Year

Cheers..

Ready? Go..

Woo.. l'm on top of the world!! Enough!

No, no, no, baby one more one more one more please..

Harpreet! You passed!!

Bunty, you bum, congrats! Come.. l'll get you a drink.

Sai.. Sai do something..

lt's your party dude and the DJ is leaving.

What's happening?

Nonsense! Give him some more money.

He can't stop now, the party is just warming up.

l just did that, he wont take my money,

says it's past 2 am and he has to wake up early.

Well it is past 2 am - Wake up early.. why become a DJ?

Let me talk to him..

HP if he doesn't want money it must be something serious. Leave it.

Hello Prince Charles, not everyone is motivated by money.

So how else are they motivated?

Have you ever heard of the word - Persuasion?

You can't get anywhere with B.com 39 percent.

l keep telling him to apply for an MBA, doesn't listen to me.

Life is not all fun and games no..

Ok grandpa

Wow, what did you do?

A little conversation, a little persuasion, a little negotiation..

Done with your negotiation, can we talk about something worthwhile?

Do you talk about anything else?

Not my work, l'm talking about yours.

l'm starting with my dad's law firm, l don't care.. what about you?

Why? What about me?

He graduated, isn't that enough?

You won't take the MBA exam?

lf my grandfather was rich as your father, l would have taken the exam..

So what will you do?

S-a-l-e-s

What.. you'll be a salesman?

Why? Aren't salesmen human beings?

They are.. of course they are.. but not very rich human beings.

My son, do you remember Randy Bahadur, from arts?

He is a salesman..

He gets 40,000 rupees without blinking.

Half of that is commission, which he gets only after he gets an order.

And do you even know what all a salesman has..

.. to go through to get an order?!

Why do you find fault in everything l do?

Bloody negative bastard you are!

Dude he has a habit of lecturing people.. come on, let's dance.

No, once and for all let's get this straight,

these management exams are not my cup of tea,

and my family doesn't have money for a private MBA.

Sales is the only field where common sense matters more than grades.

And now you'll say that l don't even have common sense.

What'll l say..

Come.. come.. come.. Let's dance.

l don't want to.

Oh come on

l told you l don't want to.

l don't do things that don't have power or money.

Just try it once. People will pay just to watch you dance.

Good morning.. morning.. morning,

morning.. morning.. Good morning

Good morning.. morning.. Good morning

Good morning.. Good morning sir. This is Harpreet Singh Bedi,

Harpreet Singh. Harpreet Singh..

Good morning sir l'm Harpreet Singh Bedi.. Can l have a seat?

Good morning sir l'm Harpreet Singh Bedi.. ca..ca

Morning gentlemen, morning ma'am. l'm Harpreet Singh Bedi..

l can't tell you how much l admire this unique company and.. Unique?

Good morning unique-

Come on son, come have some sweet curd for luck.

Have all your certificates?

Especially your character certificate? - Yes

Brushed up on your general knowledge? - Yes

Have you memorized an essay?

lt's an interview, not an exam.

Have you memorized today's newspaper? - Ya.

Put in money on your phone card? - Ya

Emptied your bowels?

Oh man, on one side you're feeding me sweet curd and

on the other.. ok l'm leaving.

lf you'd used your brains studying, you wouldn't need sweet curd for luck

lf Einstein studied with your snoring..

..he'd also have to eat sweet curd.

Had l taken to snoring again?

You weren't taking, you were giving it to the world.. for free. Ok bye

At least straighten your turban.

What does the company make?

Don't know, will find out on the way

They make computers grandpa. My grades are low not my lQ.

Oh lord, all is up to you now.

However he is, he is your son. Watch over him.

Good morning AYS.. transferring sir

Good morning AYS.. line 2 sir

Excuse me ma'am..

Good morning AYS.. Transferring you to sales sir,

Nitin, enquiry! - He's inside the Taj Mahal, l'll speak to them.

l may look it, but l am not..

You'll burn your fingers..

.. if you take a peek at other people's clients or wives.

Everyone's suspicious here!

l'm going to leave this place.

l've heard it for 3 years.

Those who do things don't talk about it.

Hello.. l haven't received a single call since morning. l am not fasting.

Could you hold sir? What can l do if your territory's dead?

When you get your territory, you don't say anything.

lf you say something in the Taj Mahal, you hear an echo.

This month's commission is gone.

l had narrowed in on an LCD.. wife will be upset.

Just try to get back home on time everyday, she'll be happy.

Who troubles you more, your motorcycle or your wife?

Connecting sir

Go pick up, it's your client. He's been trying you for four days.

Call them once in a while, clients don't die after sale.

Even the clients wonder, what happens to a salesman after a sale?

Excuse me ma'am - At Your Service good morning

Sir please try and reboot.

No Mr. Puri is not in lndia..

Chotelal, have you served Mr. Puri his coffee?

He has had four since morning.

Nitin is inside with the sales figures.

lt's a wonder he doesn't want a drink instead.

What are you looking at?

Nothing

You want to get killed?!

Hello.. Can l help you?

Oh l'm sorry ma'am, l'm Harpreet Singh Bedi, for the sales interview

One minute.. Sir a call for you on line two.

You should have told me earlier.

You looked busy so l did not want to disturb.

Afraid of disturbing people.. How will you become a salesman?

Harpreet Singh? - Yeah.. l mean Yes

Nitin sir has called you to the conference room.

Where is the conference room please?

Up, in the sky. Follow me

Hello sir, l'm Harpreet Singh Bedi,

uh-it's an honour to be in this fantastic company-

Why, what is so fantastic about this company?

Sales sir, your sales team's reputation is..

Good.. but it can be better.

1 2th 35 percent.. B.com 39 percent

no experience nothing,

'put together college magazine'

You want to be a salesman? - Yes Sir..

Ok, sell yourself, come on.

Sir, uh.. l think l am a hard worker and-

You think, or you are..

l mean l-l am sir.. and l want to learn everything about products,

markets, customer relations and - Enough! Enough!

Do you know selling? - Uh, of course sir

Sell this pencil to me, for 1 00 rupees.

Sir this eraser

l took it off, but you convince me that it's still there.

Sir, how can l convince you if it's not there?

lf you can't sell, how can we give you a job?

Apply elsewhere.

Hello sir, l'm Harpreet Singh from Singh Pencils,

this is our new pencil, HS-1 01 6

Sorry we have already stocked up pencils for the year

No problem sir, let me give you a quick two-minute demo.

Why watch a demo of a pencil with no eraser?

This is not a pencil without an eraser.

lt's a pencil with a detachable eraser.

Come up with something new!

Sir, the lead on this pencil is unbreakable.

Sir, if you apply that much pressure, anything will break.

But see, this pencil this can be sharpened easily too.

Telling lies doesn't make a sale.

But perfume can make a sale.

Sir, this eraser sir, it is a specially imported perfumed eraser.

Should we put the pencil up our noses?

No sir, in the AC vent.. See?

There are many other uses for this.

lt's an ear bud for cleaning ears.

A Tooth pick for cleaning teeth.

Hair.. l mean comb. Reboot your mobile.

You can make a 3 pin socket into a pin socket.

ln case, you're still not satisfied, you can kill time with it.

Like you are..

What's going on? - Sir

Puri sir

Hello sir

Sir, those sales interviews.

Nothing special sir.

Take him - Sir?

You did not give up, l like that

Thank you, sir - Okay you can go now

Your mark sheets

He failed a year, sir!

Not failed exactly, fell short on attendance.

Sales' doesn't run on mark sheets, it runs on balance sheets.

Selling a two rupee pencil like a Mercedes..

He must be something.

Thank you sir, l-l won't disappoint you

Don't.

1 5,000.. per month.. no medical, no gratuity, no provident fund..

six months training, no commitment from our side.. yes, or no-

Yes!

Everyone, this is.. uh, Singh.. sales trainee

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