The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

It's been a defensive struggle

all day between these 2 teams.

You're right.

The penthouse does have the best tv in the hotel.

And 413 has the best bathroom. You should try it.

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Touchdown!

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Go, team!

Oh, no. What's Mr. Moseby's gonna say?

Well, I don't know. Let's ask him.

The suite life of Zack and Cody S02E06 Forever Plaid

- What are you doing? - Homework.

There was school today?

I thought it was a long weekend.

It's Wednesday.

Oh! So it's almost the weekend again.

Well, no point in going now.

London, I have a message from your father.

He is outraged by your poor attendance record at school.

How did he find out?

He went to your school open house

and they'd never heard of you.

Daddy went to open house?

He does care.

He cares so much that he's having you transferred

To our lady of perpetual sorrow.

That's funny. My school's the same name.

What are the odds?

You mean, I have to wear...plaid

3 days a week?

School is 5 days a week.

This just gets worse and worse.

Glad to see you're bonding.

Well, at least it wasn't the whole wall.

Just be glad I'm not charging them with

breaking and entering.

Actually, it would be breaking and entering

and then breaking.

But I think it is a very good idea

to have the boys repair the damage.

Reporting for duty, sir. Hi, Carey.

Hi, Arwin.

Where are the boys? They're late.

Please, sir. I don't tell you how to run your hotel.

You don't tell me how to run my crew.

Zack and Cody reporting for duty, sir.

Oh, don't you look adorable.

Thank you.

Now, boys,

you are to follow all of Arwin's directions precisely.

And be careful.

Oh, don't worry, Carey.

When I was in school,

I was a phi beta hamma.

Well, I think we'll let you get to your work.

Love you.

Love you.

Arwin!

What?

Crew, ten-hut!

Are you eyeballing me, boy?

Sorry. I'm just kidding. I've always wanted to do that.

Ok, now, you're here to follow my instructions.

So do everything I do exactly as I do it.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Are you mocking me?

So, this is the cafeteria.

What do you want for breakfast, London?

London?

I look horrible.

We're all wearing the same thing.

You look horrible, too.

No! No! No! No, no, no, no, no!

This is where you eat?

Where are the tablecloths, the candles,

the string quartet?

You had a string quartet at your school?

For breakfast. At lunch it was the philharmonic.

Oh. Table for 2. Something with a view, please.

Certainly. Why don't you sit at table 1?

It has a lovely view of table 2.

Oh, I understand.

No, no.

I'm sorry, sister.

Please excuse my friend.

She's new here and doesn't get it.

Well, I'm making it your responsibility

To make sure she does get it.

Got it?

Got it. Got it?

Got it. What'd I get?

No. I'll take an egg white omelet

With tomatoes, shallots, and crumbled feta.

Oh, and instead of slicing the tomatoes,

could you dice them?

Why did that man put cement on my tray?

This is just like prison,

Only the outfits are worse.

Hi, guys. I'd like you to meet...

London Tipton?

I can't believe London Lipton's in our cafeteria.

Me neither.

I just met London Tipton.

I met her months ago. Believe me, the thrill wears off.

Oh, well. Then I guess I'm not inviting you

To the bandini fashion show today.

The thrill is back. You wanna be best friends?

I made a friend in prison.

All right, guys, in order to properly replaster this wall,

Ironically, we must first make this hole slightly bigger.

All right!

Not that big.

We're gonna need more plaster.

Luckily, mother got me some for Christmas.

What'd she get you for your birthday, grout?

No.

Spackle.

You're making it worse.

Listen.

You don't tell me how to fix things,

And I won't tell you how to boil a pheasant.

You don't boil it. You braise it.

Oh, my gosh. I broke through to the next room.

There's a girl's soccer team in there.

Maybe we should go next door and say hello.

"Maybe we should go next door and say hello."

Zack, you can't spy on them. It's wrong.

Haven't you always wanted to know

what a girl really thinks,

What they really want,

What they really talk about?

So you don't care about what they look like?

Only in the interest of science.

Well, I do love science.

Incoming!

All right, guys, let's close up that hole.

No!

I mean, it's lunchtime.

But all we've done is made a bigger hole.

Don't make us call the union.

All right, let's dig in.

Well, you don't have to eat with us, Arwin.

It's bad enough you have to spend all day with us.

That's ok. I love spending time with my crew.

I just feel bad for my mom.

All by herself in a big, empty suite,

Having to eat all alone.

See you, crew.

You forgot a comma. I gave you an "F."

I can't believe London Tipton's in our English class.

She scares me.

I scare London Tipton.

For tomorrow, I want you to write a report

On the Metamorphosis by Kafka.

Oy vey.

I would plotz for a cup of kafka.

Miss Tipton, you have a comment?

Yes. You know, about that assignment thingy...

Yes.

It doesn't work for me.

Oh, I'm sorry. Do you have other plans?

As a matter of fact, I do.

Well, what works for you?

Look how reasonable she is.

I don't know why you keep saying

these nuns are so mean.

Sister, I never said that.

I said how much you mean to me.

That's not what you said.

Shut up.

We don't say "Shut up."

Somebody just did.

Sorry, sister.

Look, sis,

can I get that assignment thingy to you another day?

Sure, Lon. Any day in particular you had in mind?

One second.

Oh, Friday won't work because I have yoga.

Party on Monday.

Can I have my people get back to your people?

My people are hard to reach.

It's a long-distance call.

London!

Well, now you're just being difficult.

Somebody's in trouble.

Yeah. Somebody's in trouble.

Actually, 2 somebodys.

Who? Who? The creepy weird girl?

No. The spoiled hotel heiress.

Is Paris Hilton in this class?

No. I'm talking about you.

You and your friend Maddie

just bought yourselves 2 hours of detention.

But I've never got detention my entire life.

Neither have I.

That's because you never go to school.

And now you know why.