Siren

Where are you headed?

I know that place.

Shit.

You got me kind of distracted over there.

What have we got here?

You like that?

Yeah?

Are you a bad girl?

I thought so.

Wait, there's someone here.

- No no, baby, don't stop. - Someone's here.

Baby, don't stop, no.

Baby, baby, baby.

Baby, there's nobody fucking here.

There's nobody here, baby.

Hey sexy.

Hey.

I'm sorry. I tried.

I just couldn't do it anymore.

Oh baby,

you were great.

I felt ridiculous all dressed up like that.

You have no idea.

What?

You have no idea how incredibly fucking hot you looked.

Ken.

I hope Marco's flight wasn't delayed.

It's been years since I've seen him.

Ugh.

Who's that?

It's a text from Claire.

Looks like she's stuck at the office all weekend--

some big deal or something.

Oh, that's too bad.

I thought they'd really hit it off.

Don't worry about Claire not coming.

- Really? - I've got this whole thing planned out.

I can't believe your boss is trusting you

with the boat for the weekend, you big hotshot.

- I just want one thing. - What's that?

I want you in the red dress.

Wait a sec.

What?

- What is it? - This is for you.

Thanks.

Babes, thank you.

I've always wanted one of these.

Open it up.

Forever.

Oh.

Marco.

You made it.

Great to see you.

You're looking-- you're looking great.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

Thank you. You look pretty good too.

All this traveling really suits you.

Really?

Oh.

Oh.

It's been way too long.

Yeah, five years since college.

I'm sorry. Ken, this is Marco.

Good to meet you, mate.

Nice to meet you too.

Yeah, sorry we're late. Me and Rach had to

make a little pit stop.

Hey, no problem. I haven't worn a watch in two years.

No one ever told you that time is money?

You want to pay close attention to the map.

You don't want to hit any rocks.

Is this really the island from "The Odyssey"?

It's possible. You never know.

This is a very ancient part of the world.

Baby, what the fuck's he talking about?

Greek mythology. Didn't you see "Clash of the Titans"?

The siren's song

pulls the sailors towards the rocky shores.

So beautiful,

but very very dangerous.

That's why Odysseus has his crew plug their ears with wax.

Yeah, I thought they tied him to the mast.

And he told them, no matter how hard he begged,

not to untie him until they were

far away from the island.

What are you doing?

Hey.

- Aye aye, mate. - Bon voyage.

- See you Monday. - See you Monday.

I promise I won't drown.

Amazing boat.

One of the partners let us have it for the weekend.

They usually use it for clients.

They love showing off.

Their parties get kind of crazy.

Sounds like he's doing okay.

They love him. You wouldn't believe how much they're paying him.

And this villa we're going to

is absolutely stunning.

What about you?

- Me? - Yeah.

I'm great.

So when's the wedding?

I'm working on it.

You know, I never pictured it quite like this.

What do you mean?

I always thought,

you know...

You're the one that got away.

Now come help me with lunch.

All right, Captain?

Too bad Claire couldn't come along though, man.

She's fucking hot.

Oh really?

Yeah, quite the free spirit.

I'm just happy to be with you guys.

So how is this traveling-the-world thing going for you?

Have you managed to find yourself yet?

I'm working on it.

You know, sometimes you need some distance

to see what's right in front of you.

This boat is amazing.

A lot of money to be made with these guys, man.

And they know how to party.

- Oh yeah? - Oh yeah.

I like to hear that. The road to enlightenment

is definitely paved with excess.

That's what I'm talking about, yeah.

You want to do me a favor and take over for a while?

Yeah, sure.

Straight ahead?

And where are you going?

You just set the controls for the heart of the sun.

Will do.

Ken.

Whoo!

Ken.

Ken.

Ken?

What the fuck? Turn us around.

- Somebody's in trouble. - What?

It's too fucking shallow.

Somebody needs our help

over there.

Hey.

Who the fuck is that?

Whoa whoa, are you okay?

Whoa whoa, hey, are you okay?

Hey, what happened?

- Oh relax. - What's going on?

- What the fuck is he saying? - I don't know.

I can't understand him. Take it easy.

Qu'est-ce qui se passe?

- God, he's bleeding from his ears. - He can't hear us.

Hey hey, rela-- hey hey hey.

Hey, don't do that. Hey, don't do that, hey.

Hey, whoa whoa.

Okay, relax.

Okay okay.

Mayday mayday mayday.

This is Persephone, Persephone, Persephone.

Calling all stations.

In need of immediate assistance.

Over.

Try another channel.

There's nothing, all right?

There's still no signal.

Rach, there's no signal

'cause we're in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Oh well, thanks for reminding me.

It seems to be completely blocked up.

Fuck.

It's completely silted up.

What are we gonna do?

Well,

there's a box of spare parts down below.

I guess I could fix it,

but it's gonna take a while.

Maybe we can flag someone down.

Yeah.

First we gotta do something about this.

It's not our fault.

Rach, we're foreigners in a strange country.

Think about it.

We don't even know who the fuck he is.

They hang people for shit like this, right?

Yeah, he's right.

Let's take him back ashore.

That's where he came from.

That's where the fuck he will stay.

Someone's here.

- What? - Someone's here.

Where?

Hey! Hey!

Wait!

Where are you, Rachel?

- Rach, where are you? - Rachel!

It's okay. It's okay.

We're not gonna hurt you.

Do you speak English?