Adventure Time

Princess, he did it!

Root Beer Guy set up the force field!

But he sacrificed himself to do it.

It's an ugly scene, man.

Let me see.

Rest in peace, Root Beer Guy.

Give up now, Princess,

and I, Maja the Sky Witch,

promise not to completely donk up your kingdom.

I make no such promise.

Darren must feed.

Oh, glob! Oh, Oh, oh!

Oh, well.

What can you do?

Crunchy, chill. Chill.

Keepers of the clock,

masters of dimension,

bear witness!

By my power,

I compel you to converge!

Past and present, be one.

Awaken the terror of a forgotten age

in this moment that is all moments

in the blink of an eye.

Darren, the ancient sleeper, arise!

I had a dream I was fighting an army

that could birth new soldiers from their own blood.

I was endless.

Does that make sense?

Yes.

You want to go conquer the Candy Kingdom?

What's that?

It's a place that contains the highest levels

of caring and sentimental affection

in all of Ooo.

What is caring?

What kind of world is this?

It's a feeling I use in my magic

to give me power.

Like this shirt that was once the prized possession

of Princess Bubblegum.

With the feelings in this shirt, I was able to summon you.

I don't —

walk me through this.

All right.

- This kingdom of candy... - Yes?

I will lay it to waste, turn their people to salt.

Yeah...

And garnish a million meals with the salt,

which we will eat for eternity.

That's not my plan exactly, but you'll be fine.

I promise.

I promise, as well,

to deliver destruction so thorough

that all realities are affected.

Okay. We'll talk about that.

All realities.

Hey! We'll talk about it!

Break this witch out, Darren.

How long will your force field hold,

Gridface Princess?

The sleeper's magic is older than legend.

I don't know how he disabled both Gumball Guardians,

but at least I know my tech is tight.

The field will hold long enough

for you to think of a weak plan.

Colonel Candy Corn?

Hrr, uh, yes, Princess.

Ready the cannons, you got me?

If they get through that barrier,

I don't want to have to use our ground troops.

Will do, Princess.

And let me just say... thank you

for putting this old crease back in the field.

I haven't been the same

since my lovely Linda passed away.

Yeah. Good luck.

Oh, I tried dating again, you know?

But these young girls think I'm too serious or something.

Why don't you date someone your own age?

Peppermint Butler, come on!

Oh, women my age don't hang out.

Where are they hiding?

I need a young girl with an old soul

to heal my heart.

This is taking too long.

Then do the thing!

I call forth the legion of Cadmus,

The Dragon's Teeth!

What am I supposed to — Oh! Party's starting.

Load 'em up, soldiers!

Yeah, just put it in there. I don't know.

Oh. Dang!

Blah, gah, lah, glah!

Fire!

Whoo! Blah!

Finn and Jake, are you ready to —

What the...? Finn?

Where the jam is Finn?

I don't know. Weren't they just here?

What the jam?

All right.

Finn or no Finn, PB's got to get in that biz.

Hyah!

Why have you stopped firing?

We ran out of ammo, Colonel.

That's nonsense, soldier.

Rah! Ah!

This is how you defend your kingdom!