Good Time Max

# I think I got this covered

# I think I got this mother handled

# There ain't no particular path

# I got to follow my own way

# Nothing's gonna show me

# No one's gonna own me

# This is my decision, yeah

Max...

# Lay down, wanna lay down

# And dig, I won't dig out

- # Living for... - Max, don't. You gotta study.

# I don't care, man!

# I'm a caveman

# I don't care, man

# I'm a caveman

Adam Verbinski.

Good job, Adam. "A." Good work.

And Max Verbinski.

A- plus. Amazing, Max.

- I studied really hard. - Well, it paid off.

# I'm thankin' my stars

# The muscle in this car

# Is bangin' like a bloodsicle

# And love ain't in the air, so, sucker, get this square

# You better lock up your doors and daughters

# You'll never be as quick

# This monster's on a chair

# And this I can promise you

# I'm gonna win

# It's win or die

# I'm gonna win

# Watch me fly

# I don't care, man!

# I'm a caveman

# I don't care, man

# I'm a caveman

Oh, God! Oh, shit, that's nasty.

- Told you, man. That's the fake shit. - Fuck.

Yo, check it out. The real shit right here. All the rest is fake.

- Can't tell the difference, huh? - Nah.

- We gotta get him to take it from that side. - All right.

- Shit, I hope this works, genius boy. - Here we go.

Please don't let him be that big. Oh, shit, he's huge. Fuck.

What's up, man? Want some crystalline tropane alkaloid, or what?

What?

Cocaine. That's what we're talking about, right?

We got some white lines. 100% pure, man.

- One kilo. That's what we're talking about. - Don't talk so much.

- Get out the car. - Me?

- Yeah, you. - OK, yeah.

- Stand right there where I can see you. - Yep.

This stuff... better be pure.

Yeah, man. Pure as snow.

Pure as your girl.

No, uh-uh. Ha-ha. Take from this side over here.

- It's all the same. - If it's all the same, won't be a problem.

Yeah.

All right. No problem.

- It's good. - Ha-ha. Told you, man.

- Yeah, ha-ha! - Ha-ha. Pure as your girl.

All right.

All right.

Let me get that for you, sir.

Motherfucker. Velour's out, bitch!

I could've kicked his ass. I could've kicked his fuckin' ass. Fucker.

Let's go.

Adam. It's closing time.

Go ahead, Sam. I'll let myself out.

Ripped your fucking boyfriend off!

Hey, not that side, the other side.

You bet I did.

Just sold him a kilo of inositol for 20 fucking grand.

What an idiot!

# We walk through the streets

# Like lottery winners on acid

Oh.

# We walk through the streets

# Like lottery...

- I don't think that guy respects you. - Oh, yeah? And you do?

Yeah... I do.

Hold on.

- # If she like Gordon's, I like Gordon's... - Wait.

# If she like the black stuff I like the black stuff, too

Please, man...

Stop it! Stop!

Know who I am, motherfucker? Do you know who I am? Huh?

Do you know who the fuck I am? Huh? How you feel now, Max?

I got the real shit over there. You can have it all.

- Stop! - Please, man. Please.

- I got... I got the money. - Don't worry. The money is mine.

- Stop it! - Shut the fuck up! You're next.

- Down, Max. - What?

Down!

You fucked with the wrong motherfucker.

- No! - Uhh.

Fuck you!

What the fuck are you doing?

Fuck!

With this bowel recession, we see how the tumor has blocked the bowel,

therefore we resect the bowel and remove the tumor,

giving our patient a patent G.I. tract again.

If we're not careful to take a nice margin of healthy tissue

- on either side of the diseased tissue... - Adam, I need to talk to you.

- I can't right now. - It's an emergency.

- I'll call you later. - Could you excuse Adam for one minute?

- You're in deep shit. - I know.

What are you gonna do?

Maybe you can take me to California with you.

No. You can forget about that. You're not putting this on me!

- I'm desperate. - I am going to be doing my residency.

Do you have any idea how hard that is?

Right, I won't get in your way.

Please, Adam, just help me.

Look, you took the high road, I'm the big loser.

But I wanna be different now.

- Just go with yourself. - I need a good influence in my life now.

If I live with you, it might help me clean up my act.

- I've heard that before. - No.

It'll be different, I promise.

I'll be good-boy Max.

No more coke?

No more coke.

- Goodbye, my little surgeon. - Take care, V an.

- So, is Max coming to say goodbye? - Uh, no.

You're my only son, Max. Everybody else abandoned me.

I'm not abandoning you. I just gotta get outta New York.

- I'm in trouble here. - You're in trouble wherever you go, boy.

It follows you like the plague.

Thanks for the encouragement.

Look, I gotta take off.

- I love you. I'll call you when I get there. - Yeah, sure you will.

Thanks, buddy.

- You're crazy, you know that? - I know.

Peace, New York! Peace to your moms. Ha-ha-ha.

# Turn the lights down

# Come to me

# Trouble's gone now

- # As far as I... - You broke Mom's heart.

Please! Stop!

You didn't even say goodbye.

Mom loves you, Max.

So what's your game plan when we get out there?

Stay out of trouble. Get a job.

- Where? - Computers or somethin'.

- I'll just look in the paper. - Wind up with some entry-level position.

Don't worry, man. I'll work up quick. I'm a genius, remember?

Yeah, right.

You think you're smarter than me now, don't you?

Yes.

Really? All right. Wanna play numbers?

Go ahead. Test me.

All right.

32 times 76.

2,432.

Uhh!

# Let the healing begin

Still got it.

# Let the pain escape...

Look at that.

# Takes the worry away

Oh, good God, he smells.

- So how you feelin'? - OK.

- Nice palace, Doctor. - All right, just give it a chance.

# Verbinski's livin' in the ghetto

Shut up.

Hi. I'm Max Verbinski.

I'm here to see the guy who's hiring.

Come on in.

Basically I think I'm, like, the best guy around at computers.

I mean, if you hire me, I-I...

I'm pretty confident that, uh, I'll advance very rapidly,

because, well, I think I can pretty much say I'm better and faster

than anybody else you have here.

Well, actually, uh,

I took this personality test when I was a kid,

and basically they said I was, like, one in a million.

Except for my brother. He's pretty smart.

So, like, one of two in a million.

We'll try you out.

Great. Great.

All right. Well, put her there, boss.

And punch and duck.

Bend those knees.

Adam, I got it!

- Excellent. - Wait one second.

Now swing your arms.

Come on, work out with me. It'll make you feel good.

Come on, girls.

Yeah, I'm gonna be making a tenth of what I was making before,

but I feel a lot cleaner now.

Well, that's great. Welcome to the responsible world.

Now... let's do 50 crunches, right now.

Wow, glad you're excited.

Ah, it's good to be at work.

- Hey, Bob. - Hi, Max. Catch the Lakers?

- Yeah. Go Kobe. Janet. - Hi, Max. Getting all settled in?

Yeah, I'm gettin' there. Howdy, Wally.

- Maximus, how's it hangin'? - It's hangin' pretty well, partner.

Hey there, Thor.

- Skeet, how are ya, buddy? - Fine.