Travelers

Previously on Travelers.

Trading one addiction for another never works.

Are you prepared to do the work?

I have no intention of playing football again.

- What? - Trevor!

Imagine someone treating it like that,

not knowing what they have.

This is the mission objective

that motivated us to come back to the 21st.

Armed.

We are seeing this through,

to the end, if necessary.

How will we know if it worked?

I'm not sure it did. We're all still here.

Bought something to toast with.

Figured we should celebrate 21st-century style.

The 21st century doesn't even know we saved them.

Well, there'd be a lot of this if they did.

You know, a lot of people died. We should...

Because of them, a hell of a lot more people are gonna live.

91,462,000 more.

It worked.

In 18 months, Helios is gonna miss.

Isn't that worth taking a moment?

Yeah.

Yeah, sure. I just...

I never thought past the mission.

You know?

I mean, the authorities can call it

a chemical explosion all they want,

but the Russians, the Chinese,

they've got satellites.

They're gonna know it was an antimatter detonation.

T-This could end up

in the same arms race that we came here to prevent in the...

Boss...

take the win.

All right. Ahem.

Anybody else's arm killing them?

I told you

the inoculation might have some side effects.

How about a toast?

You know I'm not big on speeches, so, um...

May you all live long lives.

Cheers.

Prost, salut, viva, bud'mo, skol.

L'Chaim!

Oh, God.

Oh, that's just wrong.

Ugh.

I'm sorry, guys.

I only had $20 on me.

I really...

And when you say "may you all have long lives,"

that kinda sounds like there won't be any more missions.

Well, we may have done what we came here to do...

created a future where we're no longer needed.

All we have to do is...

live out our lives.

These lives, I mean.

Protocol 5.

Indefinitely.

Afternoon.

Come with me.

What's up?

This has always been solid, right?

Between me and you.

Are you breaking up with me?

No, I'm serious, man, I'm in trouble.

What kind of trouble?

What you got on this afternoon?

More of that.

Not anymore. I need your help.

Well, tell me what's going on!

You've been dropping off the grid

left and right lately,

and I haven't asked one single question.

Now, you're my partner, right? And I trust you.

Do you trust me?

Of course I do.

All right. Let's go.

It's okay. It's okay.

I know. I know.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

I really don't know how you stand this either.

None of this fits.

I think I'm getting fat.

I don't think you understand

the meaning of the word.

Well, either I'm getting fat

or my boobs got bigger.

Can you come in here a sec?

Actually, no, I don't think that's a good idea.

I'm not supposed to...

Come in here. I need your help.

Rene, the lady's right there,

- and she could... - Okay.

Look at all this stuff. I've got so much good shit.

Look at this. Open back.

Mm-hmm.

And these pants. Aren't they perfect?

Yeah, they're really pants.

'Kay. Open your coat.

- What? - We got to go.

Open your coat!

I can't fit this all in my purse.

You don't actually, um,

want to steal all this stuff?

Well, not all of it.

Rene, don't.

Come on! You love this stuff!

Help me.

Do you have these in a size 13?

It's hard for me to find good shoes.

I really like these kicks.

Do you think you could maybe take a look,

like, in the back?

In the back. Sure.

I thought this stuff got you hot.

Come on. It gets me hot.

Come on, look, Rene,

I'm gonna have to admit a bit of confusion at this point, okay?

Hey! That's illegal!

So's that.

- Hey! - Hey! Wait!

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!

The Director's gonna make you pay for this.

Excuse me?

You're paying for what they stole.

Aw, shit.

Hey, Phil. Phil?

Hey, Phil.

Come on, man. Don't make me chase you.

What's up?

I thought you were off of that shit.

What am I, getting you the Percs just for show?

What do you want, Ray?

Why don't you let me take you home?

Come on, man.

I'm going for a walk.

Yeah. I can see that.

Don't have any bets for you today.

Forget about the bet.

You're scaring the children.

Boo.

Sorry.

Come on, let's go.

Walt, what are we doing?

- What is this? - Just keep it reined in.

These guys don't mess around.

Stop where you are!

Eyes front!

Put the bag down! Weapons down! Put 'em on the ground!

Okay, we're doing it!

Seriously?

It's gonna be all right.

Get your hands in the air. Above your head!

Eyes front!

Sorry about that, Mac.

Let's go.

Surprise!

Easy there.

You son of a bitch.

You've got some new moves, Mac.

Jesus, man, I could've broken something.

Yeah, I'm fine.

You still got no chill, man.

Congratulations, partner.

Oh, and thanks for the assist with the propane.

15 years and they can still surprise you?

Congratulations.

I swore to myself

I would never eat this shit again.

Well... the body needs fuel, man.

When was the last time you had like a proper meal?

All I ever see you eat is Coke and Twinkies.

When did you start caring about my health?

You see, that's your problem, right there.

Probably all you've ever had

is junkies for friends, right?

You never had anyone just lookin' out for you

'cause they care.

You only care because I give you bets.

Yeah, your special abilities,

they play a fundamental part in our relationship,

that's for sure.

But I'm buying you lunch

'cause I'm a goddamn humanitarian.

Hey, Marce?

In here.

Hey, I couldn't remember

if you liked the green apples or the red apples, so I just...

Jesus Christ.

What?

What the hell are you doing?

Uh, just a minor surgery.

Nothing serious.

What have you done to yourself?

I've installed a vagus nerve stimulator