Nisekoi (ニセコイ)

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You keep the lock.

And I'll take this key.

We'll wear them all the time, and treasure them forever.

Someday, when we're all grown up and meet again,

I'll use this key to unlock what's been tucked away.

And then...

Okay.

We'll

We'll get

We'll get married.

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We'll get marri

We'll get married

We'll get married.

Episode 1: The Promise

Episode 1: The Promise

Episode 1: The Promise

All right.

Hey! Breakfast is ready, ya bozos!

Yo! Good morning, Young Master!

Ichijou Raku

Damn! Deeeelish!

That's our Young Master for ya, the master chef!

Nothing beats a breakfast cooked by our beloved heir apparent!

Who're you callin' "heir apparent"?

I keep telling you guys...

I'm never gonna join the yakuza!

Huh? No way!

I want to graduate from a top university,

get a nice civil servant job,

and walk the straight and narrow, looking right up at the sun!

My god... You sure like to make a ruckus every morning.

Dad!

Hey, Boss!

Good morning, Boss!

Raku, before I forget...

We need to sit down and talk about some important matters sometime soon. Don't forget.

Important matters?

All right, Young Master! We wish you the best of days!

The best of days!

Oh, yeah. Almost forgot, Young Master...

There's a new gang that's starting to stir up trouble on our turf.

New gang?

Keep your eyes peeled, young master.

I'm so over this day-after-day violence!

Man, what I would give to have a nice, tranquil life.

Now that I think about it, I spend so much of my time studying to get into a good school,

that I almost never socialize with girls, let alone date them.

Well, actually...

I did have a girlfriend. Just that once, but still...

Until now my life has been a never-ending struggle.

Oh, crap! I'm going to be late!

But this particular day,

was the one that changed everything.

From this day forward...

my daily struggle would become all the more agonizing.

Sorry! I'm in a hurry!

I'm really sorry!

Wh-What was that?

Hey, Raku... Whoa! Hold up!

Ichijou-kun? How did you hurt yourself?

Are you okay?

Your nose is bleeding!

Oh, hey! Onodera!

I-I'm fine, I'm fine. Totally fine!

What? You were the victim of a hit-and-run by a girl?

Get real!

Who just jumps over a fence and knees a guy in the face?

I'm serious!

Wait a sec. I'll get you a band-aid.

Onodera, you don't have to do that, really.

Of course I do! What if it gets infected? Come on.

There.

Whoa, Onodera's so close.

Maybe this injury isn't so bad after all.

Good for you, Raku!

Shut up!

Onodera Kosaki

Today started off in the worst possible way,

but at least I got to chat with Onodera. Maybe it's not all that bad.

Okay, class! I'd like to introduce you to our new transfer student!

Come on in, Kirisaki-san.

All right.

Hello, everybody!

I'm Kirisaki Chitoge. I just moved here from America.

My mom's Japanese and my dad's American, so I'm biracial.

But as you can see, I speak Japanese just fine,

so please don't hesitate to talk to me!

Wow! She's so cute!

That is one hot babe!

Check out those legs! She looks like a model!

She says she's half-American! I've never seen anyone so hot!

All right, why don't you find yourself an empty seat in the back for now?

You're that...

That barbaric girl!

Bar...

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Girl?

Hey!

Who're you calling barbaric?

You nailed me with your knee in the courtyard, remember?

Well, I apologized, didn't I?

I barely bumped into you,

so quit pretending it hurt, will you?

What do you mean, barely?

I nearly blacked out!

Oh, did you? You should get checked for low blood pressure!

I'm apologizing, if you haven't noticed,

so why don't you just let it go and stop being such a crybaby?

In what world is that an apology?!

Monkey girl!

Who are you calling a monkey girl?

Kirisaki Chitoge

Okay, I'm counting on you, Ichijou.

Stay away from me, got it? Your impotence might be contagious.

Right back at you! The last thing I want is to turn into a monkey like you!

I didn't say anything!

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My first day with the new girl

Damn it, what's her problem?

I've never met such a barbaric, annoying girl!

She's nothing like Onodera, or that girl I made that promise with.

We never did meet again, not even once.

But man... If only Onodera and I were like that...

Yeah, right!

It must've been when I got that swift knee to the face.

Why should I help you find it?

Well, I lost it because of your thunderous knee,

so you're partially at fault here, too.

I keep thinking it over, and that's the only time it could've happened!

What's the matter, Ichijou-kun?

Onodera... Well, I just lost something important.

You did? Can I help?

Oh, no!

It's her fault that I lost it, so it goes without saying that she should help.

What did you say?

So, what kind of pendant are we looking for?

The chain's about this long, and there's a lock shaped like this on the end...

Isn't that...

You've seen it somewhere?

Oh, sorry. I could be mistaken... Probably...

Fine. If I help you look for the pendant,

will you promise not to talk to me in school—ever again?

I can't stand guys who get worked up about every little thing.

I'd hate for anyone to think I was friends with such a petty guy.

Oh, right, I forgot to tell you something, Ichijou.

I'm putting you in charge of helping Kirisaki adjust to her new school,

so I've decided to let her help you...

take care of the school's pets. Thanks a bunch!

Why is this happening to me?

Hey, you promised not to talk to me, remember?

You think we can accomplish anything without speaking to each other?

Besides, we're not actually in school.

Oh, spare me.

Damn it... Why the hell do I have to work with this bitch?

Come on! We're gonna use the extra time to look for your pendant!

You don't have to tell me!

My second day with the vicious woman

My second day with the vicious woman

My second day with the vicious woman

My second day with the vicious woman

My second day with the vicious woman

My second day with the vicious woman

My second day with the vicious woman

My second day with the vicious woman