Friends

Hello!

What's this?

Oh, right! It's that girl's phone number.

There it is. Just a phone number...

...a really hot girl gave me.

No big deal. I mean, it is her home phone number but...

Whoa!

Whoops! Heh. Almost lost this baby!

The lovely Amanda gives me her number, and I go and drop it.

Thank you.

- Rachel? - Yeah?

- When's your birthday? - May 5th. Why?

I'm making a list of birthdays.

- Mine's December... - Yeah, whatever.

Oh! She's pretty!

Pretty, uh, pretty girl. The pretty... She's pretty.

- Go ask her out. - Ha, ha.

- What's the worst that could happen? - I could die.

Yeah, it's tough being single.

That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda.

Ross, you guys went out once.

You took your kids to Chuck E. Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her.

I tell people secrets.

It makes them like me.

Hey.

[PHEOBE SNEEZES AND GROUP GROANS]

Phoebe.

You're sick. You shouldn't play. Go home.

But I'm unemployed.

My music is all I really have now.

Well, music and making my own shoes. Pretty, huh?

All right, I'll do it.

I'll go get shot down.

Any advice?

Just be yourself...

...but not too much.

Wish me luck.

Good luck!

Wish it!

Hi. I was just sitting over there and...

Uh, my name's Chandler. Did I say that?

No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.

- Kathy with a K or a C? - With a K.

Hey!

Wow, you are really good at this!

I'm out on a limb here!

I'm sorry. You're right.

But I should tell you I'm waiting for a date.

And there he is now!

- Hey! - Hey!

- Hey! Hey! - Hey!

- I see you guys already met. - Yeah.

I was trying to demonstrate...

...how I could get my very large feet...

...into my even bigger mouth.

Didn't I tell you?

Always showing off.

Before I start, I want to say that I have a cold.

So if I sneeze during a song, it's not on purpose.

Oh! Except the last verse of "Pepper People."

Smelly cat, smelly cat

What are they feeding you?

This chick sounds good.

Smelly cat

Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.

- Hi. - Hi.

At 2:30 a.m., I didn't expect to fight over the remote.

Sorry, there's this Ernie Kovacs thing I wanted to watch.

That's why I got up too.

You're kidding? I love him!

Sorry about this afternoon. If I'd known, I wouldn't have...

Oh, please. Heh.

Joey tells me you two met in acting class.

We were partners. Joey picked three scenes for us.

- All of them had us making out. - Ha-ha-ha.

That's good, because he used to make me rehearse with him.

- Oh, oh, oh! - Is it on?

No, but this wonder broom is amazing!

Hey!

Oh, my God!

Oh! It's on!

Here we go, little fella.

What about the duck?

- The duck can swim. - Of course.

My sticky shoes

My sticky, sticky shoes

Why you stick on me?

Baby

Thanks for the lights, honey.

Way to go!

Your cold makes you sound great.

It's fun. God, I love how sexy I am!

Kath, we should get going. We're going to buy hamsters.

Aw. - I love them.

No, it's not like that. I work for a medical researcher.

- Have fun. - Okay.

It's nice that the medical community...

...is trying to help sick hamsters.

- You know, I like Kathy. - Yeah?

Me too! She's so cool and pretty.

She is.

She's smart and funny.

We were up all last night talking. She said the funniest thing about...

What?

You love her.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.

- Come on, just lay off him. - Thank you.

He's a little sensitive right now because he's so in love!

All right.

Ooh, Kathy!

Kathy, I love you!

I need to write some depressing stuff for my new bluesy voice.

But nothing sad has ever happened to me.

How about your mom dying?

Or living on the streets when you were 14?

Uh-huh.

I could write about when my hair did that woo-hoo thing.

- Hey. Hey.

I'm going over to Amanda's tonight.

- Rachel's not here. - Oh.

How's it going with her?

Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight may be the night.

The kids will play together, and when they're asleep...

...Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine...

...do a little playing ourselves.

Hi, guys! This is Josh.

Josh, these are my friends.

And that's Ross.

- Hi, Josh. Hi.

Dudes.

You played in college?

Aw, I still do. Next year, I hope to make varsity.

Didn't you play soccer in high school?

No, wait. You organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.

It's getting late. I got to get to the game, so I'll... head.

I'll miss you.

Dope!

Wow! Cute one.

- Very cute. - I know. Isn't he great?

So nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know?

There's nothing boring about him.

I bet he's never set foot in a museum.

Maybe he'll get to go soon.

Like on a class trip or something.

You know what else is great about him?

Ugh, what's the word for an adult...

...who has no dinosaur toys in their bedroom?

Oh...

What was that?

Monica knows.

It's this dumb thing Ross made up to fool our parents.

It's a way of giving the finger without actually giving it.

I cried the night you made that up.

It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother.

I'm going to go get ready...

...for my date tonight...

...so I'll just head.

I should go too. I'm playing in one hour.

Hey...

You guys should come hear me. Ooh!

Hear me. Ooh!

My sticky shoes

Ew! Ew!

I lost my sexy phlegm!

Hi. - Hi. Hi, Ben.

- You look great! - Thanks.

Yeah, okay...

Hey, Tommy!

I'm so glad you could come tonight.

Oh, no. It's my pleasure.

My cell phone number is on the counter.

Help yourself to the fridge.

I appreciate this. I've been trying to date...

...this guy for a month.

I...

Uh, I'd appreciate it if you'd drink your wine...

...after the kids are asleep.

Oh, uh...

Thanks for this. I hope I can do the same for you sometime.

Who wants to make some long-distance calls?

Kathy! Kathy!