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Oh my god! Do spirits possess so much power?
I don't think anyone can stand them if they are seeking revenge
Enough! we are roaming around here at night since 10 years.
Have you seen a single spirit? There are no such things. Spirits, huh?
Hello¦ Hello¦ Can you hear me?
I came in the morning for land registration
Not the land? Land rover? Where is that site?
Uncle, that's not a site.Its a car
What are you talking?
You look like the brand ambassador to black paint. Why would I even talk to you?
Give him a big round of applause.
Hello.- Sir.
Mr. Raju is waiting in the car since an hour
What's the delay with the registration? Tell me if there's no money.
I will arrange the registration with someone else
It's not about the money. The third friend amongst us hasn't come yet. - Yes.
Where is he?- There he is.
Why are you late?- We are starting a business for the first time.
I went to the temple and prayed for us to be together forever
Super! Come, we are late for the registration.
"One word¦ One path¦ One dream¦"
"We will always be together"
"We are brothers from different mothers, We live by the same accord"
"What else can we ask God for? This friendship is a boon to us"
"Beautiful life¦ Beautiful life¦"
Thank you.
"Beautiful life¦"
"Every minute is wonderful"
"Beautiful life¦ Beautiful life..."
"Beautiful life¦ Beautiful life¦"
"Fortune of many lives¦"
"Beautiful life¦ Beautiful life¦"
"We dedicate it to friendship"
WOW.
What a beauty! What a beauty!- Correct.
What a booty! What a booty!
Soft and smooth¦
Hey! I can't take anymore of your weird romance. Wake up!
What are you doing? Get up!- Sorry sir.
Your wife is like a sister to me.I was just¦
Was that a dream? - You will obviously have dreams if you sleep for this long.
What are you talking?This is our resort.
Nobody will object us for sleeping.
If the customer leaves without the billing, we will be in trouble.
Go and collect the remaining balance money from room number 8
Guests and accounts is your department, Food and alcohol is my department.
I will not interfere in yours business and you don't interfere in mine
Would you touch my feet if I interfere? -Was that supposed to be a joke?
Doubt, huh? - Remind me at night. I will laugh at it.
Enough.- Hey! Be serious.
We have to work hard for the next five years.
And open our branches in Chennai, Kochi,Mumbai, Dubai, London and Paris
This is our target. - Before doing all that We will open in Bangkok first
For what?- For that.
Really? - It's legal there, you know? - Do they have that too?
Girls have license and boys have workouts.
Superb.
If we have a resort there,
We can offer service to our customer sand enjoy the service in free time, Easy.
Isn't it?
He will not enjoy and won't let us enjoy.- Good boy. Leave him here.
Alright but my body is craving for a girl.- I too feel the same.
Let's go.- Come on.
Here are the vegetables you asked for.
How much do they cost?- 350 rupees.
These vegetables won't cost so much,I will give you 350 rupees.
Give.
Money is in my shorts. Take it
Money means cash.What are you holding?
The bell rang, I am going for prayers and will be right back.
You hold these vegetables.- Ok.
My dear children, Lord is like a father to all of us.
He had first created Adam and Eve
Dear Church Father, I have a doubt.Shall I ask?
Go ahead.
There was no one born before Adam and Eve? isn't that true?
Jesus was born later in a manger.
We happen to celebrate Christmas since then.Isn't it?
Dear.- Father.
Meet me in the room after class.I will answer it for you specially. - Alright.
So, everyone in this world are Adam and Eve's children.
So, every woman is to be respected like a sister
Father.- Dear.
if every woman is treated like a sister,where will new sisters come from?
Wouldn't that be the end of the world?- Dear.
Will you answer this in the room too?- Yes, my son.
Not finding an answer to my questions would be a curse to this world, Father.
Sir, where do you want me to put the coffee?
Sir, where do you want me to put the coffee?
Put it in Kakinada. I will fly to Rajahmundry,then take a car to Kakinada and drink it
Isn't that better?- Alright.
Hey... Where are you going?- Didn't you ask me to keep it in Kakinada?
Hey... You really don't understand humor
Come, put that coffee on my face.- Ok.
Hey... I was just kidding.Give it to my hands.
In my hands.- As you wish.
Thank you.- Enjoy.
Did you put jaggery in the coffee?- Yes. I really like jaggery.
Hey... Use your brains.Who puts jaggery in coffee? - Sir.
Know that there is a guy like me to stop anyone from raising his hand on a woman
Enough of your heroism. -Sir,you don't listen to me.
Haven't you seen Ashwin?Look how he is dancing with those chicks
I am watching.- Keep watching,
If you waste anymore time, you would have nothing left to squeeze. - Shut up.
Nisa darling,
You are provoking me with your dance.
I will have some fun with you today.
Hey, what are you doing?- Silly question.
Does anyone run in a swimming pool?I am swimming, man
I have a class going on here.- So what? Not my problem.
Hi, Nisa.- Hi.
Refreshments.
Thanks.
This is for Nimmi...Smoothie with less sugar - Thank you.
This powerhouse drink is for the pretty Suhasini
'Suhanisa'
Suha - sona?- No, No, Suhanisa.
Whoever it is, you are wonderful.- Thank you.
What rubbish! How can you compare apples with oranges?
Here comes the English dubbing king.- Doesn't he speak Telugu?
He doesn't speak English too.That is why he failed in Engineering..
I failed on purpose.
Who knows?- Because I quit,
This bloody education system in India.I quit.
If I studied like them, I would have ruined my career and vision
You don't look like their classmate.- Hello Aunty.
Put some water on your face and iron it.Your wrinkles would disappear
Everyone says I'm pretty like a doll.- Do you know that?
You look like a grandma.Who says you are pretty?
Don't hurt me,I am still a bachelor.
You look like a mother to ten.How can I believe you are a bachelor?
So, just remember one thing.
Everybody might be the same before law.
But everybody may not be the same before biology.
But zoology is different to Anthropology.- Wow, What a statement!
Hey bold and beautiful,Don't you want Linda good men star sign.
Of course you have it?- You say it. I have it.
Let's get out of this shit. Come on.
Bye guys. Oh no,I can't look at his romantic feats.
I will jump into this juice and die.
All the best.- Rest in peace.
Cheers.
What is that?- Spanish fly, World's second best aphrodisiac
What does it mean?
A drug to boost the lust in you.
Just a drop of this and you can show stars to the other person
To whom?- Suhanisa.
Hey... Nisa is my student.Don't mess with me with all your crazy.
Go away good boy.
I already got Suhanisa to cancel your Zumba class and set her for a date with me
Hey... You know that I like Nisa, right?
Will my car run with diesel in your car?- What?
Won't we switch on lights if there is moonlight in the sky?
It's the same. You love her.I lust her.
I will see how you will take Nisa on a date
Even Kattappa can't stop this date.
No one can stop me from dating Nisa.
Smile please.
Wow.- Show me.
Click the three of us now.- Me?
Click. Come.
I'm not worthy to stand beside a beauty like you.- Oh, so sweet
Come... let's take a selfie.- No please.
Is that it?
If you delay any more,that Spanish fly will land on her
Smile.
Can I place my hand here?
Happily.
Is it nice?- Yes, super.
You are so sweet.
What is this touch? So soft.- Is it? I will show you my touch now.
Nisa, Shall we discuss the book I told you about.
Oh yes.
Do you believe in Star signs?
They are good for nothing,how will they know about Star signs?
You are too innocent.Come on. Let's go to my room
Why does your face look so sad?- Do we look like useless salesman?
Oh... Is that why you are sad?- Yes.
I thought you are upset as he took away your girl.
Correct, I should be upset about her.
Stop it. I hate love stories.
Wow! Nice view...
You like it?- It's beautiful
Amazing.
Here we go.- Hey.
Thank you.
I like this brand.
Are you okay?- Yes. I am okay.
Suhanisa... You know you are quite special to me
You are married, right?- Who told you?
I googled you.
Damn this Google.
You know Google is not actually spelled 'Google'.
Minton Sarota called it so.
He is the nephew of --Tell me bro.
Are you married or not? -I am divorced too.Didn't Google tell you that?
Oh... Why?
You know, Full mental torture,Psychological abuse.
It's like acupuncture.Very painful, you know.
No happiness at all.If you look into the past,
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