The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Great news!

The revolution has begun in my country,

And the people want to put my grandmama

back on the throne?!

Close.

I'm having my sweet 16 party

at the Pimiento Garden restaurant.

So don't make any plans for next Saturday.

Great news!

The revolution has begun in my country,

And the people want to put my grandmama

back on the throne?

Would you give it up?

Oh, not until my grandmama's once again wearing her crown.

You're all invited to the biggest, most extravagant

Sweet 16 in the history of sweet 16s.

I'll go to yours if you come to mine.

And I'll go to yours if you come to mine.

Party! Party!

Mine's next Saturday. When's yours?

Next Saturday.

Huh?

You can't have your party that day. It's my birthday.

So move it.

Yay!

Would you stop already?

I can't move my party.

My grandma Marilyn is flying in from Oregon.

Well, I can't move my party.

Sheryl Crow's flying in from...

An airport.

Look, I spent months having people organize this.

Do you know how hard it is

To get 15 elephants in Boston?

Ho ho, London, where exactly is this party going to happen?

Here at the Tipton.

Of course.

Where all the best elephants stay.

At least they carry their own trunks.

London, this isn't fair.

Your birthday was 6 months ago.

So? I can have my party whenever I want.

I seem to remember on your actual birthday,

You took a cruise around the Mediterranean.

What do you call that?

Tuesday.

Here I am in your life

Here you are in mine

Yes, we have a suite life

Most of the time

You and me, we got the world to see

So come on down

Just me and you know what to do

So come on down

It's you and me and me and you

We got the whole place to ourselves

You and me, we got it all for free

So come on down

This is the suite life

We've got a suite life

The Suite Life of Zack&Cody S02E10 Not So Sweet 16

Esteban, I need to talk to you man to man.

Oh, don't tell me you want to talk

About the birdies and the beesies.

Don't worry, big guy.

I already had that talk with my dad.

Oh...

Listen, I want to get Maddie the perfect gift for her birthday.

What do you think she wants?

Well, I know she wants Miss. London

to change the date of her party.

I meant something that I can wrap.

Well, what man really knows the perfect gift?

Here it is! Maddie's perfect gift!

I guess it would be that man.

What did you get her?

A tea set,

Including a china cup with her name painted on it,

Her favorite tea imported from India,

And a box of cinnamon sticks.

Well, how did you know she wanted all that?

Because last week, she said to us,

"For my birthday, I'd really like a china cup

"With my name painted on it.

My favorite tea imported from India,

And a box of cinnamon sticks."

Well, what was I doing when she said that?

Staring at her,

Thinking about that talk we had with dad.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, man!

I have to get Maddie the greatest gift in the world

For her sweet 16.

Let me have that one.

No way.

I'll buy it off of you.

Name your price.

$10,000.

Name a lower price.

Zack, I'm not going to give you

My gift for Maddie.

Fine.

Then I guess I won't find Maddie the perfect gift,

And she'll never love me,

And we'll never get married,

Forcing me to live on your couch...

Eating your food,

Not doing my laundry, year after year...

Ok, stop it already!

How about I help you buy her a great gift?

Cool.

Hey, guys. Get ready to party.

Like the invitations?

The theme is "Italian Riviera."

I drew the gondolas myself.

Your gondolas look like bananas.

Hear me, hear me!

I'd like to invite you all to my sweet 16 party

This Saturday!

Gee, London,

Maddie already invited us to hers.

Why are there people standing in bananas?

They're gondolas.

Cute.

These 2, please.

This is your invitation?

You are cordially invited

To celebrate the magnificence that is known worldwide

As the carnival London!

Now there's an invitation.

Zack, Cody, of course, you'll be coming.

I mean, why wouldn't you?

Because they're going to my party.

London, will you really have a ferris wheel?

Yep.

Zack and Cody are not gonna be taken in

By your fancy invitations, your ferris wheel,

Or your elephant rides.

Right?

Right!

I'm also giving out gift bags with flat screen TVs.

That I'll be taken in by.

Well, I won't.

Get me an extra gift bag.

Ok, you can't go wrong buying jewelry.

Now, when buying diamonds,

Follow the rule of the 4 cs--

Cut, clarity, carat, and color.

Don't forget about the fifth "C."

Crime, which is the only way

I'll be able to get any of this.

Well, I'm sure there's something here in your budget.

Yeah. That light bulb...

Maybe.

My good lady, can you help us?

The potty's on the main floor.

Madam, we went before we left home.

Oh! Goody for you.

How much for that little bauble?

$3,000.

I can't afford that!

There's a shock.

Well, what's the cheapest thing here?

Apparently, you.

So how's it feel to be almost 16?

Almost terrific.

I may not have rides and caviar like London,

But I've got a great place,

a great band, and a great dress.

Sounds...great.

Hey, Maddie. I mean, fatty.

Liam, be polite and say hello to Ms. Martin.

Carey, this is my little booger of a brother, Liam.

Nice to meet you, Liam.

Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Look, I got some bad news for you.

I need braces.

How is that bad news for me?

'cause mom and dad are payin' for 'em

with your party money.

So instead of Pimiento Garden,

It's gonna be at the goose lodge!

Honk, honk, honk!

I can see why you call him booger.

Ok, jewelry isn't the only thing Maddie would like.

What about clothes?

You know, none of the sales people

Are gonna take us seriously here.

Sure, they will.

We just have to act like we know what we're doing

Like mature adults--

Suave, sophisticated.

Aah! Naked lady!

Aah! Another naked lady!

Uh...my brother is just practicing the Heimlich maneuver.

You can never be too safe.

If I sell you a necklace cheap,

Will you leave and promise to never come back?

How cheap?

The cheapest thing we have is $100.