Better Call Saul

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[Man speaking indistinctly over walkie-talkie]

Woman over walkie-talkie: They're coming up on Vinton and 20th now...

- Check over that way, would you? - Will do.

... heading over to salvage and recycling.

Man over walkie-talkie: Copy that. I'm about 5 out.

You see a guy in a corduroy coat go by?

Sir?

Sir.

Young guy, dark hair, corduroy coat.

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How about it?

Hey, Nick. Come here.

Wanna come on out here?

Go ahead and open your jacket for me.

I'm placing you under arrest, sir.

Put your hands on your head, please.

Nick, you want to grab those for me?

Nick: You got it.

All right, let's go.

Nice job.

Say nothing, you understand?! Get a lawyer!

Get a lawyer.

Asshole.

- Ladies. - Sam: Hey, Gene.

Raquel: Nice lunch?

Oh, yeah. Whatcha need?

Rolls about to come out.

You got it.

Jimmy: So, can I, uh, tell Howard

you're not quitting or retiring or whatever?

And can we take all this shit down off the walls?

I'm gonna go call Howard.

Jimmy.

You do realize you just confessed to a felony?

I guess.

But you feel better, right?

Besides, it's your word against mine.

Ugh!

- -

Jimmy: Absolutely.

Coming back.

What's it matter what I said, Howard?

Why you lookin' a gift horse in the mouth?

He just...

Yeah, well, whatever it was, he's over it now, all right?

And by the way, you're welcome.

Well, Howard's breathing again.

You made him very happy.

Jimmy!

Jimmy, if you're gonna help,

a-at least use a little finesse, would you?

"Finesse"? Whaddya...

Would... Quit yanking at it.

You're pulling the varnish right off the walnut.

Not pullin' any varnish off the walnut.

You most certainly are. Look. Look! See?

Well, maybe you shoulda thought about the friggin' walnut

before you covered it in duct tape.

I don't need your help!

I don't recall ever asking for it.

I'm sorry, okay?

Finesse, fine. Show me. Demonstrate.

Like this.

- Gently... -

... roll it with your thumbs.

Left, and then right.

See?

Alternate the thumbs, up and down.

Get a nice, tight roll going.

Chuck, I think you're the one

that needs a nice, tight roll.

- - Come on. Show me.

- Gently. - Gently.

- - Left, then right.

- Left, right. - I get it. Wax on, wax off.

Mr. Miyagi.

"Karate Kid."

Seriously?

Oh, my God.

"The Adventures of Mabel."

I-I haven't thought about this in forever.

- You remember this, Chuck? - I do.

- Harry Thurston Peck. - Yeah!

Mabel goes into the mountain,

and she meets the King of the Brownies,

and he gives her...

some kind of super delicious jelly and...

Holy crap. 1912.

Yeah. Belonged to Grammie Davenport.

She wrote her name in it.

She was reading that to her schoolkids

the year the Titanic went down.

Damn.

And Mom read it to me.

I read it to you.

You don't remember.

Yeah, yeah.

I do, now that you say it. Yeah.

What was I... like 5 or 6?

You had this weird night-light

that you were so crazy about.

It was, um...

- It was Daffy Duck! - It was some Daffy Duck rip-off...

- ... with this weird red... bill. - Mouth.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, the bill. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it used to get so hot,

we thought it would burn the house down, but...

- Right. - ... you wouldn't let anybody touch it.

Yeah, that's a... You got a great memory, Chuck.

That red bill and everything.

Hey. What was the name of that little girl

that lived, uh, three houses up from us?

- She had, like, a pageboy haircut. - Jimmy.

And she was always in the dirt, always dirty.

- Jimmy! Jimmy! - I liked her. She was always...

Don't think I'll ever forget what happened here today.

And you will pay.

You didn't mention my garden.

Well, your garden is part of your backyard,

so it's automatically included in the property that goes to Jenn.

It comes with the house, Mom.

Well, I think you need to mention it by name

in case some dirty judge decides to play tricks.

Okay, we can do that.

Let's see.

Garden.

- - Hey, I'm back.

Oh, hi, ladies. Jimmy McGill.

Hey, Jimmy. We are almost done here.

- Great. Can I, uh... - We're almost done.

I'll be with you in a minute.

Oh.

And mention my lily pond.

It's in my garden.

Lily pond.

- - Kim: Okay, ladies.

Jenn: Thanks so much for your help.

Oh, you're very welcome.

Thank you both for being so patient.

And, Mrs. Aherne, if you or Margaret

ever need anything from me... anything at all...

you can call me day or night.

This is Mrs. Siemasko and her daughter Jenn.

I'm sorry. I got my wires crossed a little.

- Uh... - Bye.

- Mrs. Siemasko: Bye. Thank you. - Drive safe.

Okay, thank you.

You are a superhero.

I owe you big-time.