Nip/Tuck - Fifth Season

previously on nip/tuck...

Mr. Mcnamara, i'm colleen rose of the colleen rose agency.

You have a very leturalistic process.

At mesk you something.

What do you think of these?

Colleen, this is inappropriate.

Hey, asshole, sean called.

He offered me the job of receptionist.

I don't want you near my work ever again.

I know you want it,christian.

Uhh! This is love.

Gina: unh! Ahh! This is love.

Have you decided what you're gonna do with gina's body?

Why do you keep asking me that? I'm not her next of kin.

Are you joining me for our 10:00?

I just need to get my shit together, ok? Just give me a sec. Just...

so tell me what you don't like about yourself. I'm sorry.

I'm not sure which one of you is here for the consult.

That would be me. We just got back from our honeymoon,

And, well, it, uh-It didn't go quite as we had planned.

Oh, bet it happens all the time.

I mean, the pressure alone is enough to kill your libido.

That's not exactly what i meant.

We were goin' up to the mountains, the oregon coast rangsoinsnowing hard.

Uh, it was impossible to see anything,

And i took a wrong turn, went down a ravine, uh, 20 feet.

Our car was on its side,completely buried in snow.

We were trapped inside for 10 days.

But you survived, which is a miracle,

And if your marriage can survive that, it's a pretty good sign.

And you're here because...

well, i don't remember much.

It's-Uh, i must have been knocked unconscious or something.

I- I just remember wakin' up with this incredible pain and, uh,

These huge gouges taken out of my arm.

The trim from the dash cut right through it.

Ah. Tendons are ok. Muscle's undamaged. You're lucky.

The cut's pretty, um-The trim from the dashboard did this?

Tell them the truth, kyle.

Honey. I have to tell them, tell somebody what you did.

The guilt is-I can't take it anymore.

We had-No food, no water. I'm-

I'm severely hypoglycemic.

We tried text messaging till the cell battery ran out, but no help came.

After a week, she started to complain of headaches and dizziness,

And eventually she started to lose motor control.

I started hearing noises,

And my-My eyes wouldn't focus.

I could only see these spots.

I thought she was gonna die.

I thought we both were gonna die.

He saved me. He, uh-Gouged out small pieces of his flesh,

Warmed them with the car lighter, and fed them to me.

I was like a-Like a cannibal eating my own husband to survive.

What kind of person am i?

I- I think i'm gonna-I'm gonna be sick.

She couldn't have lasted without something to eat,

And i didn't want to lose her.

I did not know what else to do.

You must think i'm a monster,

But you have no idea what you would do to survive

Until it happens to you. Please.

Please f-Fix my husband.

I still can't believe gina killed herself.

Seemed like she was doin' so well.

Liz: well, happens to a lot of suicidal personalities.

Things get good. The bad feelings don't go away. All hope is lost,

And then splat. How is wilber handling this?

Fine. He took it hard at first,but...

kid's a survivor.

I owe gina for wilber,but besides that,

She's nothing but a chronic hemorrhoid.

Every time i thought she was gone,

She'd flare up again and be a pain in my ass.

Here. Hand him over.

Why? What are you doin'?

I'll close. It's almost noon.

Why don't you go pick wilber up from school?

Your son needs you right now more than i do.

Can i help you?

He's my son, wilber.

I'm dr. Troy.

Oh. So the principal called you already?

About what?

Well, uh, there was an incident today with your son.

He bit another student, yeah, during stretch and grow.

I guess owen got too close to wilber's mat.

Jesus. Is the other boy ok?

Oh. Well, you know, at this age, they forget all about it 20 minutes later.

We have a bigger problem, though.

Uh, school policy requires that wilber be expelled.

Yeah, it's in the enrollment contract that you signed-Personal conduct.

You can speak to the principal, but-

Is he aware that wilber's mother died a few days ago?

Oh, my god. I had no idea.

What-What happened?

She jumped off the balcony.

Suicide.

You haven't told him?

No.

Oh, well, no wonder he's acting out.

He's probably so confused by her sudden absence in his life, scared.

You need to tell him what happened.

He's too young to understand.

Oh, well, he might not have the verbal skills,

But he can certainly sense such a big change.

Look, i'll talk to the principal.

I'm sure the school will make an exception, given the circumstances.

But you need to tell wilber that his mother is gone for everyone's safety.

Come on. Do it for me.

Wait, come on. You can do it.

Colleen, this is awkward.

Well, i've heard about it,and i-I wanna hear it.

I mean, i think i deserve the full mcnamara charm.

Ok. Tell me what you don't like about yourself.

So good.

The old hammertoe,which i got from pounding

The pavement on yours and my other clients' behalf.

Hold still, please. I see there are several toes

That are quite rigid and some calluses.

Ok. Now, check those out.

It's gonna be a great awards season for hearts 'n scalpels,

And i refuse to walkdown the red carpet in a pair of goddamn easy spirits.

Now, i read about this surgery in the new allure.

It's as hot as your career.

So you shave the bones.

They shorten the toes, they fuse the tendons, and they peel the skin.

It's nothin' to it, right?

I do want you to look your best, colleen.

It's in my best interest that you do.

I do feel however that we have a proper

And fair financial arrangement and good professional boundaries, which-

Whoa. Hold it right there,cookie.

You think i'm asking for a freebie?

Never.

All right? I'm the patient.

You're the pro.

Just like you're a client, and i'm a pro.

So let's get this surgery on the book.

Oh, my god. How cute do you look holding those shoes.

What ya doin', buddy?

Playing my t-Rex. He bites hard, like this.

Wilber, no. It's not nice to bite.

We don't do that in this house, ok, or at school.

But i know why you're doing it.

You're upset because your mommy's gone away again. Right?

I miss mommy.

Ok, here's the deal.

You're my son, and i love you,

And i'm gonna be honest with you always, ok?

Mommy's not coming back, because...

daddy killed her.

I- I don't know what happened.

I- Daddy was horny and tired and needed to get his rocks off.

You'll understand what i'm talking about when you're older.

And mommy offered him cheap sex,

And like a fool, daddy accepted.

Basically i-I screwed her off the balcony,

And she fell to her death, and i haven't told you or anybody else,

Because i don't want the police involved,

Because then daddy could go to jail,

And then i wouldn't be with you,

And i'm not gonna let that happen.

Is mommy a skank?

Yes, honey. She was.

She was a bad person and a bad mommy,

Maybe this is all for the best,

So it's just you and me, like it's meant to be.

Play with me, daddy.

I miss mommy.

She buys me ice cream.

When's mommy coming back?

Mommy took a long trip, honey,

You know, like before.

Mommy's not coming back for a long time.

What were you two gabbin' about?

Oh, sorry, sean. I should have waited before i sent her into la-La land,

But the woman is a force of nature, and she doesn't know when to stop.

Yeah. I've been there.

And she's very excited about what you're doin' for her.

This isn't pro bono.

She's paying for it.

No, not this,

But this takin' her to all the award shows this winter.

Yeah. Are you really goin' to the oscars?

No, she must have meant one of her other clients.

Hmm. I don't think so.

It's hammer time. Hit it.

Nancy sinatra: * these boots are made for walkin',

And that's just what they'll do,

One of these days, these boots are gonna walk all over you *

Are you ready, boots?

Start walkin'.

I have nicole.

Call back.

I'm in the middle of a surgery here.

Hi, sean. We're c.A.A.

Who?

Creative artists agency.

The biggest talent agency in town, sean.