Last Man Standing

That's definitely our girl.

We found her.

She's at the 4th Avenue Pet Clinic.

Move.

Go, go, go.

Clear left.

Clear right.

- One up. - Two up.

- Three clear. - Room clear.

Put your gun on the counter.

- Clear left. - Clear right.

Right. Call your boss.

Sir!

Watch your right! We got her!

Hold, hold, hold, hold.

Back off.

Back off!

No more throwing your magic wand, princess.

I was just putting a spell on that house...

for not having its lights on.

Yes, while that might make purr-fect sense,

Mommy just doesn't want to have to...

climb through the bushes again

But Daddy says cats love...

climbing through bushes.

I'll climb in the bushes.

No, you won't, 'Mean' Joe Greene.

Now, which one of you witches, goblins,

midgets, and ghouls can tell me...

why penguins waddle?

Is that Nick?

Yes, that would be my husband.

Because their legs are set very far back on their body.

That's not that interesting, though, huh?

I guess you guys want some candy around now?

Okay, hold on.

Here we go, kids. Ready? Open your bags.

Here we go.

All right. You guys be good.

And stay out of politics.

All right, my little linebacker.

Time for us to go home.

We have a long walk all the way across the street.

Good night, Char. See you tomorrow, Abby.

Nice costume, Nick. What costume, Charlotte?

Hi, Daddy. Hi, honey.

Look at all my candy!

Wow, you're gonna be up for, like, days, huh?

Come on. Let's go inside, guys.

So, then the princess turned into a dragon...

that could breathe fire.

A princess turned into a dragon?

Yeah, that's my part of the story, Mommy.

Tomorrow night, we can change it back.

But tonight, the princess is a dragon.

So, then you know what happened?

The next thing that happened...

Will you tell me a story?

Yeah.

There once was a handsome prince...

I like it already.

...Who was madly in love...

with a beautiful, dark-haired knight.

Knight?

You know, it was a very progressive realm.

What?

The knight was a woman.

Come on, Turbo!

Okay, Mommy, I'm ready!

Okay, good!

Come on.

Okay. All right.

Have a good day. Have fun.

Haley, don't run.

She's all right.

Brian's out of town for three weeks.

So you know what they say when the cat's away?

The mouse misses him. Exactly.

Why don't you come over this weekend?

Board games, barbecue.

I thought you'd never ask.

- Hey, honey. - Help!

Our computers are down, honey. We're dead in the water.

Well, did you try to reboot?

I won't even touch that thing.

Okay. Do you want me to come by?

Yeah. Would you, please? All right.

I'll be right there.

You see this?

Now, this microchip goes under Gatsby's fur.

So if he ever runs away again, we can find him right away.

Now, the number on the side here is his tracking number.

I'm gonna type this number into our computer...

so we can see where Gatsby is at all times.

And he'll never get lost again?

Never again. Okay.

Okay. It's a deal, then, right?

So, I'll see you and Gatsby on Thursday.

All right. All right, pal.

Thank you.

My savior.

Hey, baby.

Hi. Come on.

So I got this blue screen,

and then every computer in the place just froze up, honey.

Oh, that's not good. Yeah.

But my computer-genius wife can fix it, right?

How did we ever function before computers?

Remember the pencil?

Suddenly, I feel so completely inept.

You should never feel inept.

You're the most 'ept' man I know.

Is 'ept' a word?

Are we gonna finish fixing my computer or what?

I already fixed it. That fast, huh?

Why the military ever let a tech whiz like you go,

I'll never know.

I love you.

I love you, too, honey.

What's it called again?

A microchip.

And it doesn't hurt when you put it in a cat?

Not a bit.

And we can find them if they get lost.

Is that me or you, honey? That's me.

Hello? Abby? It's Davis.

Jeremy?

Wow. It's been a long time.

Look, Sam Pratt died.

What? How?

That's the rough part. Suicide.

You there?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm still here.

Funeral's the day after tomorrow,

Lakeside Cemetery.

Thanks for letting me know.

I'll see you if I see you.

What is it?

You all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I guess I better eat my ice cream. Come on.

And then the dragon turned back into a princess...

and went back to the castle.

Sweet dreams, angel.

Hey, you want to see my son?

Your son?

But, Sam, I thought your wife wasn't due till April.

That's my boy.

I thought you were gonna wait to find out.

No.

I told Pauline I want to know, you know, just in case.

Well, you know what? He looks like you.

LM-13, LM-13. Mongoose is a go.

I repeat, Mongoose is a go Mongoose is a go.

Yo! We've got our orders, Jeremy. Follow us.

Copy that. Go! Go! Go!

Who called earlier, babe?

His name is Jeremy Davis.

He was one of the guys in my unit.

He called to tell me someone died.

Well, who was it?

A member of our unit

Samuel Pratt.

I'm sorry, babe.

There were only three of us in the unit,

so we got close.

He was killed in Afghanistan?

No.

He was home. He committed suicide.

Why? Any idea why?

No.

Jeremy wants me to go to the funeral,

day after tomorrow.

You should go.

You ever gonna tell me what happened back then, honey?

It's nothing we need to talk about.

Maybe it is.

Good night, baby.

We come here today to...

honor the life of Samuel Pratt,

soldier, husband, father, friend.

Samuel was all these things and much more.

The soldier Samuel served his country...

with dignity, honor, and bravery.

Twice decorated,

he represented the best of the best.

Samuel the husband was kind and thoughtful.

His wife, Pauline, tells me he was a man of few words...

who spoke volumes with his loving gestures.

The father, never was a man so proud to be a father.

Although their time together was cut short

Jeremy.

Abby. Nice to see you again.

Man. You, too.

...like his father.

You're Abby.

I recognize you from your picture.

He talked about you.

I'm Pauline.

Hey. You're handsome, just like your dad.