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What an awesome trip to the summer time planet.

Yeah, I've been dying to get one of these Uber Soakers!

What's next? We're going to run some errands!

Errands!

Welcome to planet Lobius, everyone!

What are we here for exactly?

I need to pick up a roll of film I had developed.

Why'd you come here to get it developed?

They're the only planet that still does it.

Whoa!

Aah! Whoo!

Hey, you know how you just said "whoo" really loud?

Yeah? Well, never say that on this planet.

These people are very sensitive to sound.

So, be respectful and please keep it down.

No problem. Easy enough.

Whoa!

Kids these days.

Do you mind?!

Oh, sorry, ma'am.

Woof! Woof! Woof!

Oh no, Rufus, that is too much.

I'll be done in a jiffy!

I'm gonna see what they got for hair gel.

Wonder if they've got cinnamon toothpicks.

Ha!

Ugh! Rrr!

Oh, no.

What's going on?!

Uh...

we should probably leave.

You're under arrest!

On what charge! Making a ruckus.

Typical. They would do something like this.

Hey, innocent until proven guilty!

Oh, you know they did it! Oh yeah.

Who's the old lobe?

That's the Auricle.

The oldest, most respected ear on Lobius.

Shouldn't they call him the Earicle?

It really seems like a missed opportunity.

Order, order in the court.

Prosecution will now give its opening remarks.

Thank you, Your Honor.

Lady-ears and gentle-ears of the jury.

We are here to prove beyond a reasonable doubt

that Mordecai and Rigby intentionally caused a ruckus

and should be punished sev-earely.

Thank you.

Public defend-ear, how do you plead?

Uh, "not guilty."

All right.

Prosecut-ear, call your first witness.

Gladly, Your Honor.

I call Mordecai to the stand.

Place your hand on the Auricle if you swear to tell the truth,

the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

I swear.

Mordecai, would you be so kind as to tell these folks

what transpired earlier today?

You know, when you and your friend made that

horrible noise downtown?

We can explain.

I'm 100% ready to listen.

He really should have said, "I'm all ears!"

It's right there!

So, Rigby and I just got these cool new Uber Soakers.

Rigby tried to squirt me, but he missed, and...

and it was all just a big accident, okay?!

Oh! An "accident?!"

Why don't you tell that to poor little Jesse down in the ICU!

Good gracious.

Jesse had already been hit by a car,

but that loud noise interrupted his favorite show.

Very tragic. No more questions.

You gotta help us, man. We're dying out there!

Don't worry.

All I've gotta do is present these records that prove

you were nowhere near that phone booth.

Our case doesn't have anything to do with a phone booth!

Wait, is this room 17? No, it's not!

I now call Rigby to the stand.

So, what would you say happened, Mr. Rigby?

Like Mordecai said...

Uber Soaker, accident, loud noise, boom!

Watch your volume, son,

or I'll hold you in contempt!

Oh, geez! Come on, can't you do something?

Uh, uh...

I'd like to call for a recess, Your Honor!

Make it quick.

What we need is uh...

Oh! Character witnesses!

You know, people who would testify

that you would never make a loud noise on purpose.

Say that you're not troublemakers, that sort of thing.

I think our friends could do that.

Yeah. If there's anybody we can count on, it's our friends.

So, Benson.

You're Mordecai and Rigby's boss. Yes.

No more questions, Your Honor.

Wh-what was that?!

I'm just getting 'em warmed up!

So, Mr. Benson.

Mordecai and Rigby would never, say, whoo,

make a loud noise like today on purpose?

Whoooooooa! USA! USA! USA!

No. Hmm. I see.

And what is your job?

I'm a park manager.

Ah, park manager. Park manager.

Done that all your life, have you?

Uh, no, sir.

Mm, what was your job before that?

Well, I don't mean to brag, but I was a professional drummer.

We are supposed to take the word of a drummer?!

A man of the forbidden instrument?

He knows nothing of peace and quiet,

and therefore I move to throw out his testimony!

Let it be stricken from the record!

Eileen, don't fail me now!

Mrs... Ms. Roberts, uh...

how do you know the defendants, Rigby? We're dating.

Ah, really? I knew it!

This whole time I've been like "are they" but... Ahem!

In your opinion, would Rigby intentionally make a loud noise?

Oh, no.

Rigby might make mistakes from time to time

but who doesn't?

Like sometimes he talks when my shows are on.

But he always whispers.