App de Koi Suru 20 no Joken (20 Conditions to Fall in Love With the App / アプリで恋する20の条件)

The city's a grim place during the holidays.

People are just too damn happy.

You choose someone, they choose you,

and they all have a happy weekend.

And yet, I'm...

- We're having a grand opening. - Excuse me...

And yet, I'm not even chosen for a tissue handout.

The boy I liked always chose my friends

instead of me.

Even though they're ugly.

Why? Why is it always like that...

Ah! I'm sorry! Sorry!

Ah. Eh? What?

Ah...

It's cracked.

I'm not always the one chosen.

And I thought my life was going to be like that.

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Dating App Conditions

Dating App Conditions

- I'm so sorry! - They're all cracked!

- Tomorrow's the exhibition! What are we gonna do? - What should we do?

I will go and apologize to the client.

Please do that!

These lights will be deducted from your salary!

- Eh? Eh? - I'm the one who should be crying! God.

Get me some replacement lights, ASAP!

Ah, damn it!

Damn you, President!

What sort of company takes money out of their paycheck, that's so black!

I give up my days off for work.

I'm gonna quit!

I'm home!

I'm gonna use that as my last resort to quit this job!

My last bastion,

5 years in a relationship, 3 years of living together.

My boyfriend, whose only merit is that he never gets angry no matter what I do!

- Takeo! - Welcome home...

Takeo.. I'm quitting my job. Is that okay?

Eh? It's okay, though but what are you going to do if you quit?

Takeo, how long have we been together? Five years?

5 years of dating, 3 years of living together,

so it's about time, don't you think?

- It's about time... - I was thinking the same thing myself.

Eh?

I have something important to say to you.

Takeo...

Taeko.

- I think we should break up. - Eh?

Well, you see, I was just packing my things.

It's still amazing how we've been together for five years.

- Eh... Wai... Eh... - I come home tired,

and I just can't listen to your bitching anymore.

I can't choose you, Taeko, after all.

So marriage, which was your last hope, disappeared

and that's what happened to you.

No one will ever choose me anyway in my whole life.

You should at least change your eyeglasses.

I'm going to have poor vision for the rest of my life anyway...

- Oh, there it is, there it is... - Eh?

Look, isn't she pretty? I just matched with her.

- What's that? A dating service? - It's not.

It's a matching app.

- Taeko-san, why don't you use it too? - Eh... It's kinda scary.

It's okay, they have strict identity verification,

and unlike dating services,

they're looking for serious people to meet.

Serious hookups? Have you? You're just playing with me.

I just want to give love to everyone.

Look.

There are so many girls who think I'm "good", you know?

If that's the case, then I should respond to that feeling.

That's called playing!

Don't tell me that you're ignoring my messages? LOL

______Hey_______

_______ Say something_________

_____________ Say something______________

______ Are you ignoring me?______

________ It's really irritating_______

___________You're a jerk!_________

Ah...

And sometimes, I get matched with these persistent women.

Blocked...

You've blocked Mikako.

________You're a jerk!________

____Hey_____

_______ Are you ignoring me again?_______

________Hello!_________

___Are you even alive?___

Hmm... Come on, what is this guy's deal?

Be careful, okay? There's a lot of guys out there who only wanted sex.

Yarimoku

Yarimoku

Yarimoku

Their only purpose is to have sexual intercourse

Their only purpose is to have sexual intercourse

I can't believe that I was played...

I won't allow it!

Forget about him.

Matching apps are

there for your own enjoyment.

I let them buy me dinner

and look over my entry sheet.

You're doing that?

Eh... Really?

That's amazing, isn't it?

How do you respond calmly when a subordinate makes a mistake?

That's where the qualities of a manager come into play.

Hmm... I see what you mean.

So what do you want to do after this, Mikako-chan?

No, I'm not trying to be weird, but it just so happens that we live near each other.

If you'd like...

- Congratulations on your wedding anniversary. - Thank you.

- That's so sweet, don't you think so? - Thank you, honey.

I want to be like that someday...

Eh! What's wrong?

Are you okay?

My wife... she left me...

Eh...

I can't believe that I was matched with such a beautiful woman.

Frankly, I was surprised. - No, not at all.

Everyone shuns a 29-year-old divorced woman.

Your age and past don't matter to me, though.

Haruto-kun, your number of "Likes" is huge, is it not?

And your profile always appears at the top of the list.

Are you playing around?

Ah, come to think of it, there are no more trains now, are there?

- Yes. - What are you gonna do?

I'm in Yutenji. Where's yours, Sakiko-san?

Hey, I got something to tell you.

Eh?

Get in.

No matter how many "likes" you get,

it doesn't mean that someone loves you.

Eh...

Thanks for today. It was fun.

- Driver, to Yutenji. - Okay.

No, wai...

What does that mean?

That's a terrible photo...

There's a lot of them out there, who only wants to be treated to a meal.

Meshimoku

Meshimoku

Their only purpose is to treat them to a meal

I knew it.

She even specified a restaurant, which I thought was strange.

Be careful of those who make you buy things and do nothing in return.

Kaimoku

Kaimoku

Kaimoku

Their only purpose is to make people buy things

Their only purpose is to make people buy things

Huh?

Like shampoo and makeup remover and so on.

They make you buy cheap stuff that they think is acceptable, and that's their characteristic.

How terrible.

Thank you. I learned a lot.

But I can't believe Kase has such a

reliable friend among her friends.

Reliable, yes, but he's just looking for sex, really.

You say that in such a harsh tone.

Taeko-san, you are using the app after all, aren't you?

I couldn't stand the fear of being alone all the time,

so I registered...

Where I am then reminded of my reality...

Nice to meet you. I haven't had a chance to meet

anyone, so my friend recommended me to join.

Only eight!

That's less than mine!

In any case, I'm just a woman that no one will ever choose.

Taeko-san, you should switch apps.

Eh?

If you are an advanced user like me, you can use several different apps.

Here's why.

Each app has its own characteristics.

Age range of women

Level of commitment

For dating purposes

For romantic purposes

For marriage purposes

For dating purposes

The one Taeko is currently registered with is a

casual one for the younger age groups.

For romantic purposes

For marriage purposes

So it would be better for you to re-register for something more marriage-oriented.

- Oh, I see! - The next one are the "Likes".

Obviously, the more "likes" you get, the more appointments you get with the right person.

Apo

Apo

Apo

Abbreviation for appointment.

Abbreviation for appointment.

To actually meet with the person you have matched with

To actually meet with the person you have matched with

Like I told you I can't get any of those "likes"!

- Leave it to me. - Eh?

Who do you think I am, huh?