Aaj Ka Goonda Raaj

Raja, these are those people who..

I know all these crooks very well.

Director of industries.

You are that crook who has snatched away..

..the opportunities of innumerable bright young men..

..and distributed them to your relatives.

Employment exchange officer.

Instead of looking after the unemployed youth..

..who have been waiting for a job since years..

..you took bribes from the recently registered boys..

..and you have given them the jobs.

You are that crook who has ruined..

..the lives and the future of the talented youth.

Oh! District Council president!

So many teachers' post are vacant..

..but still you are not employing anybody.

So that you can grab the money..

..given by the government for the poor teachers.

Isn't it?

You are that evil person who is increasing unemployment..

..and causing people to die of hunger.

Police recruiting officer.

You've become corrupt by getting lured by bribes..

..you employ weak and sick boys instead of healthy..

..and strong boys and you've maligned..

..the whole police department.

You are the traitor who has broken the dreams..

..of honest and strong boys.

People like you are like cancer for the future of thousands..

..of young men like us, for the good of this society..

..for the unity of the nation.

You are the crooks hiding behind the cover of the honesty.

You have made today's government..

..a government of crooks.

And this government of the crooks will not end..

..till that day crooks like you stay alive.

So I've decided that you should be..

No, please don't kill us. - No, please don't kill us.

Please forgive us.

To forgive people like you once is like..

..giving you a chance to make a mistake again.

No. - No.

Gun

Crooks!

He is still asleep.

Where is my stick? Where is my stick?

Today I won't spare him.

Oh! What are you doing, grandma?

Please forgive him. He must have come late at night.

Why should he come late at night?

So that he would not get up until afternoon?

I must mend this boy's ways. You move away, daughter-in-law.

I won't spare him. - Grandma. - I didn't kill anybody..

Grandma, what's the matter? What's the matter?

Why are you hitting me? Why are you after me with a stick?

Please don't hit me.

You harass me everyday.

You are hitting me? Me?

Now where will you run away? Grandma!

Run! - Save me. Save me.

Are you going to kill me? - Brother!

Brother, please see, grandma is once again chasing me.

Today I'll.. - Please stop, grandma.

Why are you hitting Raja? All the time you are after him.

But still he doesn't mend his ways. He just doesn't.

Your wife and you have ruined this idiot so much.

It is afternoon, but this donkey..

Who are you calling a donkey, old woman? - Old woman!

Then what, a child? - Child?

Young woman!

Shut your mouth and listen to me carefully.

Do you know how much the nation and the family benefits..

..if one sleeps till afternoon?

Nation's benefit? - Yes. Nation's benefit.

Educated youth like me who do not get job..

..they would have gone on strike..

..if they would get up in the morning.

They could have burnt the buses. They could have resorted to violence.

Instead of doing all this, I just sleep until afternoon.

Tell me, doesn't our nation benefit from this?

And what is the benefit of the family?

Family? - Yes. - I'll tell you.

I come home late and sleep till afternoon.

That's why I don't eat dinner and breakfast.

I save the food twice.

Don't I? - Yes.

You tell me, brother. - Yes, he certainly saves this much.

If there is so much saving..

..all the family members should sleep until afternoon.

No, how can this be so? - Why?

Brother has to get up because he has to attend his job. - Yes.

Sister-in-law must get up because..

..she must finish all the household work.

Brother Ravi has to get up because he is a book worm.

In order to become an IAS officer soon..

..he is always lost in books.

Pappu and Munni have to get up because the..

..government has fixed the school time in the morning.

Now only we both are left.

Why do we need to get up early in the morning? - Why?

For dancing? - Get lost.

Grandma, from today you too roam late at night with me.

And get up late in the afternoon.

Along with the benefit of the nation and family..

..I'll also get some peace. Do you understand?

I understand. - That's right.

Get lost, useless fellow. - Brother, save me.

Stop!

Yes, now you are going out to have fun.

Useless fellow! Hopeless fellow.

Grandma, please make fish curry and cashew rice for dinner.

Fish? - Yes.

And cashew rice? - Yes.

I'll prepare. Of course, I will. - My good old grandma.

Shameless fellow!

Are you watching his mischief?

He has taken after you.

Not just the looks, but he has inherited your nature as well.

Stop now, I can't walk anymore.

We have made too many rounds of offices.

Nobody would give us a job.

Raja, why don't we together start a small business?

Yes, Raja, he is right.

Raja, that Deepak.. - Yes.

The one who was with us in college.

That tall boy with the motorcycle? - Yes.

If we ask him for Rs. 20-25,000, he won't refuse us.

He has been making millions of rupees.

He carries out smuggling to make millions.

To ask such a person for help.. No!

This is against my principles.

No!

No!

Wretched guy is dead!

Munna, you still behave like a kid.

You are more of an innocent and less of a mature.

The way kids get the ink on their clothes..

..in the same way you have got blood stains on your face.

Welcome, SP! Welcome!

The fly about jaggery, the bee about the flowers..

..and your department about crime..

How do you find it out?

We have a nose for it, Mr. Tejpal.

I can smell the crime from afar.

Hundred percent true.

The police of our country is counted among the best in the world.

You know, American police finds out after two hours after the murder is committed.

The Russian police finds out after three and a half hours.

The Chinese police after six hours.

But our police knows 24 hours before the murder..

..who is going to be murdered where and when.

And who is the person who is going to carry out this good act.

She is Chanda. Better than Mandakini, lesser than Madhuri.

Mr. Tejpal, this money is less for a murder.

What? It is less? It is 1,50,000 rupees.

If you try to make it with honesty you'll have to spend your lifetime.

Keep it. You are very lucky.

But not as lucky as you are.

The sum that you must have received..

..for the murder of that union leader..

..this is not even 10 percent of it.

Mr. Saxena, it is not your job to see how much I get from others.

The murder that I had to carry out, I've done it.

Now go and try to find out the murderers.

What acting!

The heroine has acted so well!

Raja, I enjoyed the film.

Let's go to disco.

Hey, fat man..

Hey, come here.

Hey, boy with the spectacles.. - Me?

Yes, you come here.

Where are you coming from so late at night?

Sir, after watching a movie.

Movie? - Yes. - Where are the tickets?

They allow inside only after we buy tickets, sir.

Really? You are trying to teach me?

No, Raja.

Sir, why did you hit him?

A union leader was murdered in the nearby lane.

I suspect that you all have carried out that murder.

What's this?

Are you drunk on duty?

Yes, I have this suspicion.

You are arguing with a police officer, crook? - Hey!

If you can't catch the actual murderer..

..remove your uniform and sit at home.

You..

Raja!

Where are you running away?

Say sorry to my friends. Say sorry.

No, Raja, no.

What do you think of us?

Please don't. - Why are you creating trouble? Let him go.

Raja, aren't you coming to club? - Leave me.

Thank you. Thank you.

No one can dance with me.

Is there anyone who can dance with me?

"No one can dance with me."

"No one can take a chance with me."