Kill Me Baby

Wow! I'm the first one here!

There's something on top of Sonya's desk.

Did she forget this?

A clock shaped like Buddha!?

It's an alarm? I thought I was about to get beat.

Huh? Alarm switch button?

The alarm turned into a Buddhist prayer!?

I-I-I want this!

Sonya's tastes have greatly improved under my tutelage.

But the sound's not stopping.

W-W-W-What do I do now!?

Wait up. I've never seen Sonya with this before.

I'm sure this is a present for me.

I guess it doesn't matter if I break it, then.

But it's Buddha! I'm so sorry!

You're here early.

Good morning, Sonya!

Huh? I thought I forgot it here yesterday.

Was there anything on top of my desk?

Huh? There wasn't anything.

Something's sticking out from your stomach. What is it?

I was working out my abs yesterday. You see the results?

Working out your abs doesn't do that.

I actually ate too much so now I have a stomachache.

Was the thing you forgot something you were going to give to someone?

Huh? Impossible.

What's wrong? Your stomach's acting up?

Y-Yes. I'm going to the bathroom.

Go on, then.

I'll pretend I'm going and hide this somewhere.

"Namu..."

Hey.

I've been getting into Buddhist prayers lately, and I can't help but blurt them out.

Don't tell me that you...

I'm not hiding anything!

How suspicious. Show me what's underneath, then.

Are you going to use force and search me all over!?

Just show it to me by yourself, then.

I'm not into stripping for others, you know.

I guess you don't like the choices, then.

W-Wait!

Show it to me now!

Look! Look!

Biceps of steel!

Ow!

Hmm? Biceps of steel?

Huh? I can't take it out.

I have to take off my shirt to take it out. Can you face the other way, please?

How annoying.

You done yet?

Hey, are you listening or not?

I can't let her see this!

Agiri's special skill!

Scattering of Beads!

I should have thrown them behind me!

What's this? This isn't mine.

It's broken, too.

Huh? It's not yours?

I wanted to hide it since I broke it.

I've never seen this before.

Thank goodness, then.

You broke it without knowing who owns it?

Shit, shit!

It should have been yours in the first place, then! Shit!

Then who owns this clock, then?

No idea.

Oh well.

Hey.

I placed an alarm clock here, Did any of you see it?

Then you took what I forgot, then.

Sorry, I needed it for my job.

So what did you put here?

It was a replacement item.

Huh? Where's my alarm clock?

Well, well!

Sonya broke it!

The head part can hold a spare battery, so it's removeable.

I-I see.

That's good, then.

Can I take off this girl's head, too?

Kill me baby!

Baby, please kill me!

My hands are freezing!

Help me warm them up.

How?

Let me feel you up.

Huh?

Oh well, give me your hands.

Did you bring a portable heater or something?

A few bruises will warm you right up!

Oh yeah! I heard that people who are cold on the inside have very warm hands!

I wonder if that's true?

Really?

I won't let you touch them, though.

I guess your back will do, then.

I told you not to touch me!

Night.

Day!

Good morning!

What's with your arms?

Good question!

Ask that cold, dark heart of yours!

I did it!?

You must be kidding.

You won't get hurt with just that.

What!?

No sense of remorse at all! Excuses, even!

You're a disgrace to all first-class killers!

Hey! Are you gonna use violence against someone who's injured?

Are you really hurt?

Yes!

I'm sorry.

Huh? What did you say? I couldn't hear you!

I'm hurt so my ears aren't working so well!

Well, I don't want to shame you too much, so I'll forgive you.

But you have to show me the right attitude!

What do you want me to do?

This is pretty inconvenient for me, so hear me out when I'm in trouble.

Well, I guess that's okay.

Why don't you start by massaging my legs?

Hey!

Lunch.

Yes! Time for lunch!

I can't use my hands, so can you feed me?

I'll die from starvation if I don't eat...

Oh well.

Ah...

What's this!?

IV drip.

I can't learn anything like this!

What should I do?

I'll become an idiot!

I've got nothing to say to that.

Why don't you ask me whether you can copy my notes later?

Huh? Your notes?

Can I even read your handwriting?

What are you doing to an injured person!?

Don't get all cocky just because you're hurt!

I'll go easy on you. I won't touch your hands and arms.

Shit!

You okay with that? I'm a boxing champ now! Perhaps!

Did you forget that you're hurt?

Take this!

Difference in reach.

Wow! Did I awaken my inner boxing talent!?

It's unfair to use a rear naked choke in boxing!

Huh!? My hands are all itchy all of a sudden!

What should I do?

Serves you right.

I can't take it anymore!

It was all a lie?

I was really hurt! Look!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

This time I'm serious.

Help me out.

Kill me baby!

Baby, please kill me.

I have a super-sized lunch today!

I'm feeling good about this!

Wow, my lunch today are concrete tiles.

Why concrete tiles!?

I thought you can't even tell the difference between what's food and what's not anymore.

No, maybe this is food.

It's just a normal concrete tile! I got fooled!

By who?

I don't know how this happened, but what will I do for lunch?

Hey, can you share some of your lunch with me...

No.

I'll share half my lunch with you, then.

They're just concrete tiles, though.

You scrooge! You won't eat concrete tiles for your good friend?

I remembered!

I saw someone break concrete tiles on TV and I wanted to see Sonya do it!

That's how I mixed them up with my lunch!

Oh well.

No, wait!

Crap. At least break them for me to see!

Why must I do that?

Then if I break them, can you give me something to eat?

Why must I do that?

Then what if you can't even break a single one?

Then I'll give you my special lunch...

Wait! You don't have to eat it if you don't want to!

You eat it, then.

I'll chop you up if you can't break them.

Setup complete!

Okay!

Got it? Only with your hands, okay?

Oh? There's something great outside the window!

My hand!

Your hand's over there?

Show me how it's done, then!

Oh well.

How's that?

Too fast. Can you do it again?

Hey! Are you planning on making me break all of them?

I'm not done yet!

But let me kick them!

I'm actually a master at the high kick!

Raise it high!