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Priority one. 1-5-1 in progress.

I repeat, 1-5-1 in progress.

We've got a code 7. I'm sending backup.

Car 72 responding.

We are heading south along Tenement Avenue,

heading towards location.

Code 7. It's a priority 1.

Car 72, come in.

- Almost there. - Nearly there, nearly there.

Use of deadly force is authorised.

- Straight through the lights. - Yep, yep, yep.

Right, right, right.

Oh, God.

Left here. Left, left. That's it. Left, left, left!

Where is he? Where is he?

Okay, I've got a visual on the suspect, first floor.

Shh! Got a visual on the suspect.

Stokes, are you sure?

- I'm sure. - We have the shot.

Take the shot.

Stokes, take the shot!

Pew! Pew!

- Head shot. - Okay, end of drill.

- Yes! - Yes.

- Nailed it. - Whoo!

- How did we go? - 17min 38sec response time.

- Not bad. - Not bad.

Yeah, it's not great either.

Yeah, but we had all the traffic at the Domain.

There was a Rock Eisteddfod on.

Lots of kids we had to try not to hit.

As long as you're happy with it, that's the important thing.

- I'm happy with it. - Me too.

- See you at the station. - Thanks, boys. Thank you.

Good job.

There's a nice little pho place around the corner.

- We just ate. - Oh.

- And it's pronounced "fuh". - What is?

Vietnamese soup. Is that what you're talking about?

- "Fuh". - "Fuh".

- There's a nice "fah" place... - Nuh.

There's a nice "farh" place around the corner.

- No. - There's a nice "fah"...

- "Fuh". - "Fah".

- "Fuh". - "Fuh".

- Ask me. - "Fah"?

Ask the whole thing.

- There's a nice "fah" place... - No, no.

There's a nice "fah" place around the corner.

- There's a nice "fah" place... - No.

- There's a nice "fah"... - No.

- Nice "furh"... - Come on.

All right. Nice "furh" place around the corner.

- Almost. - Nice "furh" place.

- Almost. - Nice "fuh" place around the corner.

- Again. - Nice "fuh" place around the corner.

- Yeah? - And it's "Cheap Tuesday".

- Okay, let's do it. - All right.

Businessman Bernard Doolan and his wife, Elizabeth,

have been reported missing from their home.

We're currently investigating the whereabouts of the Doolans.

At this stage, there is a missing persons case.

But rest assured, we have some of our finest detectives on the job.

This is such a waste of time.

I mean, they've... they probably weren't even kidnapped.

Missing persons?

It's... ridiculous.

Even if they were kidnapped, as if they're gonna walk back in here.

Bloody ridiculous.

I really should change this profile picture.

Would you... would you try taking a new profile pic for me, all right?

I'm just... This doe-eyed hipster one thing doesn't...

I... I've ploughed that field.

Exhausted all the women in that market.

Did you just refer to yourself as a hipster?

Yeah, it's just, like, the whole little bad-boy thing going on there.

You mean your moustache? Is that what you're talking about?

- Yeah, absolutely. - THAT moustache?

- This one. - That one?

Yeah. Don't touch it.

I don't see how that's hipster at all. Why do you think it's hipster?

Well, it is, because I read this funny thing the other day

about the 10 reasons you are a hipster.

- And number one... - Yeah?

Number one is if you participate in Movember all year round.

I do that.

- Do you? - Yeah.

- Do you? - Yeah, it funny.

I've never known you to contribute to research for testicular cancer.

Testicles? Why did you say that?

Because it's about donating money to testicular cancer research.

- It's... it's not. - Isn't it?

No, it's just about growing a funny moustache

and wearing it around the office and giving everyone a laugh.

Then you trim it down towards the end of it.

See, this is the thing that kills me about these fad charities.

- It's... it's... - Did you say fag charities?

- FAD. - Sorry.

- Charities. - Right.

Everybody forgets what the cause is

and it's just about being zany in the office,

being a good ol' boy around the office.

It's about testicular cancer research.

Drop the zaniness, just donate to AIDS research

because you're a decent person.

- AIDS? - Yeah.

They've pretty much cured that one, though, haven't they?

Pretty much not.

If I said to you "full-blown blah", full-blown something,

what'd be the next word you would think of?

- Full-blown... - Dickhead.

- No. Full-blown... - Fuck stick.

- No! Full-blown... - Arse face.

- Full-blown AIDS! - Right.

'Full-blown' doesn't go with anything else.

There's three other things I just thought of that go well.

I've never heard that in the same phrase.

You'll hear them a bit more from now on, I think.

Neddy and that new bloke got the package?

Mate, safe and sound out west.

- Any heat? - Nah, the cops are clueless.

- Just poking around the harbour. - Okay.

Who's gonna notice that we're missing?

I have no idea, Elizabeth.

Someone from your office.

Fiona or Marcus, one of them.

- They'll... they'll clue in. - No.

It wouldn't be someone from my office

because I work from home half the time,

I have several offices.

I think it would probably be, er, Claudia when she comes on Thursday.

But we're never there. We're never there on Thursday.

No, she'll notice when she doesn't get paid, darling.

She's auto-paid, darling.

No, there's got to be someone else.

Um, er...

Oh, Grace!

- Who's Grace? - Grace is my best friend.

- Grace is your best friend? - My best friend.

Darling, I have never heard you mention the name Grace

in the entire time I have known you.

Excuse me! Grace, I met her at French cooking class last year.

- Oh, that woman. - December.

- Grace. - Oh, yes. The melted hobbit.

That's disgusting.

- Darling, she has... - That is absolutely disgusting.

The worst work done on her face.

Darling, there's no need to lash out

because you don't have a best friend and I do.

- I don't have a best friend? - No, darling, you don't.

Really? Well, that is going to be news to Elliot Gough.

Elliot Gough?

Yes, darling.

Elliot Gough, my best friend.

When was the last time you saw Elliot Gough?

It doesn't matter how often I see him, Elizabeth.

The point is he's my best friend.

Oh, really? He's your best friend?

Tell me, how many children does he have?

Oh! We're gonna do a quiz now, are we?

- He has three children, darling. - And what are their names, darling?

Test me on the names.

You are... beyond...

William, Kate and Jack.

Oh, Jack? Jack?

- Yes, his youngest. - Oh.

- Adorable little thing. - Really?

So Elliot Gough has a son named Jack?

Yes.

So his name is Jack Gough, "Jack Off"?

- Oh... - That's his name?

I'm sure they don't say it like that.

I think we can agree it won't be Elliot Gough or his son, "Jack Off".

I'm not best friends with his children, darling!

That would be weird.

If I was keeping track of the children's names of all my friends...

"Ooh, what's your children's names? What's your children's..."

"What's... Oh, what's his name?"

- You haven't spoken... - I don't know his children's names!

- I don't need to know... - to Elliot Gough since 1995!

What his children's names are for him...

Keep it quiet down there!

God, now they're angry.

- What did you do that for? - You started it.

Yeah, keep it down!

Neddy, when do you reckon the boss is gonna call me?

I don't know, mate.

That's what we're waiting for.

So when he calls, we're gonna do the ransom call then, right?

- After he calls and lets us know? - Mate, we don't do the ransom call.

What do you mean we don't do the ransom call?

We don't do the ransom call.

We're the kidnappers, we've done the kidnapping,

someone else does the ransom call.

- Who does the ransom call? - I don't know.

I'm not the ransom call guy, otherwise I'd know.

I'm the kidnapping guy.

I'm a really good ransom caller as well, man. I'm really good.

Do you want to hear it?

- No. - Yeah, yeah.